Daily Quick Break: May 11, 2008: Stupid Sports Quotes, Bloopers and Dumb Mistatements

But first, a couple of funny signs Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed. Funny Signs of the Day     Now Today’s Daily Quick Break: These are some … Read more

Top 10 Dumb Sports Quotes & Bloopers of All Time

1. Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning. — Fred White, Kansas City Royals sportscaster, reading a wire-service summary that mistakenly showed the same starter and relief pitcher for the Minnesota Twins. 2. “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any … Read more


These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. We won two gold medals, one silver, and four blonds! When we won, I was so exciting I had goose pimps all over my body. Did I tell you I climbed half way up one … Read more