But first, a couple of funny signs
Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed.
Funny Signs of the Day
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Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
China is slowly becoming a flea market economy.
The second Word War had much propaganda
I am so tired of police violins!
At that time, one of the most important weapons was the rocket lawn chair.
The Clinton menstruation was a difficult period in American politics.
The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.
To read the rest, go to: Politics and Government
But first, a couple of funny signs
Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed.
Funny Signs of the Day
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Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:
From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students:
My heart is very flammable when I see your beautiful eyes.
On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel:
Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!
A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply:
No limit on sex.
On the box for a toy microphone called “ECHO MIKE:”
Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees to play with it together!
To read the rest, go to: Other Funny English Mistakes From Around the World
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Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!
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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
Compiled from lyrics of love songs translated into English by ESL students.
From morning’s glaring sun to the smelly afternoon,
You are always inside my lonely brain.
I hope we meet in an accident very soon.
My heart will not stop hemorrhaging for you.
The night you squeezed me I visited heaven.
To read the rest, go to: My Lemon Moon Ray Lover