1. Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning. — Fred White, Kansas City Royals sportscaster, reading a wire-service summary that mistakenly showed the same starter and relief pitcher for the Minnesota Twins. 2. “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any … Read more
“I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.†– soccer star David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile†player. Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.†Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music. “I’ve never had major … Read more
  These are some of the best sport quotes and bloopers mistatements:   “Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” -Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters “Sure. I’m proud to be an American.” -Cincinnati Reds rookie pitcher Steve Foster, asked by a Canadian customs agent if he had anything to declare. … Read more
