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Daily Quick Break: April 4, 2008: Top 10 Dumb Sports Quotes & Bloopers of All Time

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1. Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning. — Fred White, Kansas City Royals sportscaster, reading a wire-service summary that mistakenly showed the same starter and relief pitcher for the Minnesota Twins.

2. “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” – Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

3. “We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.

4. “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.”
-Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships.

5. “I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia.

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Daily Quick Break: March 1, 2008: Funny Sports Bloopers: Dumb quotes by athletes and sports celebrities

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“I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.” – soccer star David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile” player.

Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.”
Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music.

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” – Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.

“Half this game is ninety per cent mental.” – Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

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Daily Quick Break: December 27, 2007: Sports

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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

We won two gold medals,
one silver, and four blonds!

When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.

Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?

It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.

Someone important always throws the first peach.

For me, a swimming pool is a relaxative.

I was the best racist on my team.

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