Daily Quick Break: May 11, 2008: Stupid Sports Quotes, Bloopers and Dumb Mistatements

But first, a couple of funny signs

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Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:

These are some of the best sport quotes and bloopers mistatements:

“Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.”
-Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters

“Sure. I’m proud to be an American.”
-Cincinnati Reds rookie pitcher Steve Foster, asked by a Canadian customs agent if he had anything to declare.

“The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.”
-Former Yankee outfielder Louos Polonia

“It’s a partial sellout.”
-Atlanta Braves broadcaster Skip Caray, trying not to say the game has only drawn 6,000 fans.

“Why does everybody stand up and sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when they’re already there?

To read the rest, go to: Stupid Sports Quotes, Bloopers and Dumb Mistatements

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