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Daily Quick Break: February 27, 2008: Weather

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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

This morning, I was walking outside,
when suddenly a big shower fell on me!

Yesterday I had strong wind here.

Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful
about that. Once a car starts lusting,
there’s no way to stop it.

There was a lighting strike
and then the sky became dark.

The entire country has been
devastated by a long trout.

To read the rest, go to: Weather

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Funny English Mistakes From ESL Students: Funny Mistakes and bloopers in English

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This is the section that started InnocentEnglish.com  It has funny English mistakes and bloopers from my ESL students.  Any of us learning a new language will make a lot of mistakes, and some will sound pretty funny or strange to native speakers. Like the time in college when I was at an Orphanage in Mexico for a work trip, and I greeted all the kids enthusiastically with “Buenos Dios!”  I thought I was saying good day, but I was running around shouting “Good God!, Good God!”.  This section is NOT making fun of people with poor English. It’s enjoying the way the tinest mistake in any language can completely change the meaning, and sometimes that can bring a smile to a native speaker.

Top 50 Funniest English Mistakes from New English Language Students
Innocent English Mistakes From New English Language Students
My Lemon Moon Ray Lover:
Funny Signs: More Dumb and Stupid Signs
Romance: The Beginning
Weather
A Day of Tutoring
Traveling
The Fur Trade
Sports
Romance: The End
Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living
Funny student bloopers about school
Religion
Politics and Government
Parents
Top 10 Movie Titles
A Murder Trial
How To Sky Dive in the Ocean
Health
Science
A Recipe

Page topic: Funny English mistakes and bloopers by ESL students and new English speakers.

Daily Quick Break: December 27, 2007: Sports

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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

We won two gold medals,
one silver, and four blonds!

When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.

Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?

It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.

Someone important always throws the first peach.

For me, a swimming pool is a relaxative.

I was the best racist on my team.

To read the rest, go to: Sports

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