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Daily Quick Break: May 11, 2008: Stupid Sports Quotes, Bloopers and Dumb Mistatements

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But first, a couple of funny signs

Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed.

Funny Signs of the Day

 

 

Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:

These are some of the best sport quotes and bloopers mistatements:

“Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.”
-Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters

“Sure. I’m proud to be an American.”
-Cincinnati Reds rookie pitcher Steve Foster, asked by a Canadian customs agent if he had anything to declare.

“The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.”
-Former Yankee outfielder Louos Polonia

“It’s a partial sellout.”
-Atlanta Braves broadcaster Skip Caray, trying not to say the game has only drawn 6,000 fans.

“Why does everybody stand up and sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when they’re already there?

To read the rest, go to: Stupid Sports Quotes, Bloopers and Dumb Mistatements

Daily Quick Break: March 1, 2008: Funny Sports Bloopers: Dumb quotes by athletes and sports celebrities

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“I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.” – soccer star David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile” player.

Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.”
Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music.

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” – Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.

“Half this game is ninety per cent mental.” – Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

To read the rest, go to: Funny Sports Bloopers: Dumb quotes by athletes and sports celebrities

Daily Quick Break: December 27, 2007: Sports

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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

We won two gold medals,
one silver, and four blonds!

When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.

Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?

It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.

Someone important always throws the first peach.

For me, a swimming pool is a relaxative.

I was the best racist on my team.

To read the rest, go to: Sports

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