These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

We won two gold medals,
one silver, and four blonds!

When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.

Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?

It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.

Someone important always throws the first peach.

For me, a swimming pool is a relaxative.

I was the best racist on my team.

I think Pete Rose was mostly famous for his betting average.

Did I tell you I climbed half-way up one of the smallest pigs in the world?

Tiger Woods might be the world’s most talented gopher.

I really wanted to go to the gym last night buy my date expired.

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