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Stupid and Funny Warning Labels and Product Instructions

You’ve probably seen some of these classic dumb, stupid and funny warning labels and product instructions  before.  Some are painfully obvious, some don’t quite master the English language, and others are unintended double meanings…  Most are pretty darn funny.   So, in case you missed any, here is a collection of the stupidest and funniest warning labels, most verified as authentic.

Funny, Dumb and Stupid Warning Labels

Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap

Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner

Fits one head.
Shower cap box

Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert box

Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding

Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine

Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Nytol

Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife

For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights

Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor

Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury’s peanuts

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw

Page topic: Stupid and Funny labels: Funny warning labels and dumb product instructions and directions.

Funny Bloopers and Mistakes by Native English Speakers

This section has a lot of pages of funny mistakes and bloopers from Native Speakers. Bushisms, funny test answers and student mistakes, courtroom bloopers, church bulletin mistakes, doctor bloopers, and a whole lot more.

Funny Student Bloopers:
Funny test answers pics: Pictures of funny student exam, quiz and test answers
Funny Kids’ Mistakes about the Bible
Funny Student Science Test Mistakes
World History According to Students
Funny School Excuse Notes
Funny Quiz Answers

Funny Newspaper Bloopers
Funny Classifieds Mistakes
Funny Newspaper Headlines
More Funny Headlines
More Funny Headline Bloopers
Funny Newspaper Classified Ads- Page One

Funny Sports Quotes bloopers
Top 10 Dumb Sports Quotes & Bloopers of All Time
Stupid Sports Quotes, Bloopers and Dumb Mistatements
Funny Sports Bloopers: Dumb quotes by athletes and sports celebrities

Church Bulletin Mistakes
Funny Church Bulletins and Announcement Mistakes and Bloopers
Funny Bulletin and Church Service Announcement

Courtroom Bloopers
Funny Courtroom Mistakes
Funny Courtroom Mistakes
Funny Courtroom Mistakes

Other Funny English Bloopers too Close to Home
Pictures of Funny and Dumb Signs
Funny letters to landlords
Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses
Funny Letters to Government Agencies
Funny Ad Campaign Blunders
Funny Resume Mistakes
Funny Doctor Chart Bloopers

Bushisms
Bush Quotes and Bush Bloopers of 2004
Bush Quotes and Bush Bloopers of 2005
Top 10 Funniest Bushisms of All Time
Top 10 Bushisms of 2006
Top 10 Bushisms of 2006
Funny Bush Quotes from 2006
Best Funny Bushisms
Funny Bushisms: The Funniest, Saddest and Scariest Mangled Statements
Where Wings Take Dream
Where Wings Take Dream

Page topic: Funny bloopers and mistakes by native English speakers.

Pictures of Funny and Dumb Signs

Diesel Fried Chicken

Yum! You gotta love that DFC. But it can give you a little gas.


Falling rocks?

I feel sorry for the guy in the Smart Car that stopped to get a closer look at that little warning sign.


Alignment

They should try to find a shop that can fix that.

Danger ahead. Fasten seatbelts and remove dentures.

Those Disneyland ride caution signs are starting to go too far…


Please do not throw odds and ends into the pond.

That’s why I came in here to throw them down the sink.


Let are kids walk!

If you are going to argue that your kids should be allowed to walk across the stage for high school graduation even though they didn’t pass their exams, it might help your cause if you had the correct spelling of all four words in your protest sign.


Keep Right

Oh, I get it. They just had the sign upside down. Turn your computer monitor upside down, and then the sign really makes sense. Careful… Hey is that a big spider on your monitor?


Caution! No warning signs.

Um, that’s cuz they spent all their money on signs explaining that there aren’t any.


Now hiring all shits.

I guess an employee quit and got the F out of there.

Page Topic: Funny and Dumb Signs