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Funny English mistakes and bloopers by my English students, from my book

Top 10 Funny Valentine’s Day Bloopers by English Students

Here are the Top 10 funny mistakes and bloopers by my English Language Students, about love and romance, for Valentine’s Day.

(We all make a lot of mistakes learning a new language, and some are going to be a little humorous to native speakers of that language.  For instance… )
10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.

9. He had such a worm heart.

8. We were two sheeps passing in the night.

7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.

6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.

5. I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.

4. I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.

2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.

1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.

Some other innocent mistakes from new English from the pages of InnocentEnglish:

Recipes: Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.

Health: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.

Sports: It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.

Politics: The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.

Grammar: Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?

Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.

Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!

Parents: My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.

Weather: Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful about that. Once a car starts lusting, there’s no way to stop it!

Travel: You can’t sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That’s what most of my friends do when they visit.


These funny mistakes by new English language students are a celebration of the lighter side of learning language. I still remember when I went on a college mission trip to an orphanage in Mexico, and I enthusiastically greeted each of the children with ‘Buenos Dios! Buenos Dios!’ After some puzzled looks and a lot of laughter, a friend explained that I wasn’t saying ‘Good day.’ I was running around to each of these kids shouting ‘Good God! Good God!’ The laughter of that moment really broke the ice with the children, and left me with an appreciation of the humor that can accompany learning a new language.  This site began with a few pages of those funny mistakes.

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Funny English Mistakes From ESL Students: Funny Mistakes and bloopers in English

This is the section that started InnocentEnglish.com  It has funny English mistakes and bloopers from my ESL students.  Any of us learning a new language will make a lot of mistakes, and some will sound pretty funny or strange to native speakers. Like the time in college when I was at an Orphanage in Mexico for a work trip, and I greeted all the kids enthusiastically with “Buenos Dios!”  I thought I was saying good day, but I was running around shouting “Good God!, Good God!”.  This section is NOT making fun of people with poor English. It’s enjoying the way the tinest mistake in any language can completely change the meaning, and sometimes that can bring a smile to a native speaker.

Top 50 Funniest English Mistakes from New English Language Students
Innocent English Mistakes From New English Language Students
My Lemon Moon Ray Lover:
Funny Signs: More Dumb and Stupid Signs
Romance: The Beginning
Weather
A Day of Tutoring
Traveling
The Fur Trade
Sports
Romance: The End
Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living
Funny student bloopers about school
Religion
Politics and Government
Parents
Top 10 Movie Titles
A Murder Trial
How To Sky Dive in the Ocean
Health
Science
A Recipe

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Funny test answers pics: Pictures of funny student exam, quiz and test answers

 

 

These are images and pics of real student exam and test answers, quiz responses and essays.

 

 

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Funny Essay Test Answers #1: Influencian Person in World War 2: Jimmy McPerson

 

 

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Funny Essay Test Answers #2: Biography of Walt Whitman

 

 

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Funny Essay Test Answers #3: El Nido is Spanish

 

 

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Funny Math Test Answers #1: Find the X

 

 

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Funny Math Test Answers #2: expand (a +b)

 

 

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Funny Math Test Answers #3: Suicidal math problem

 

 

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Funny Math Test Answers #4: Batman is Bruce Wayne

 

 

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Funny Math Test Answers #5: God made it that way

 

 

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Funny Math Test Answers #6: inverted number eight

 

 

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Funny Math Test Answers #7: Damn Aliens

 

 

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Funny Science Test Answers #1: Check for reproductive organs.

 

 

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Funny Science Test Answers #2: Teenage mutant ninja turtles

 

 

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Funny Science Test Answers #3: Test it with an elephant.

 

 

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Funny Science Test Answers #4: Slept with boss’ wife.

 

 

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Funny Science Test Answers #5: Future physics major student.

 

 

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Funny Science Test Answers #6: Those damn aliens again.

 

 

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Funny Science Test Answers #7: calculating correct answers with chemistry.

 

 

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Funny Science Test Answers #8: Biology is just like cooking class.

 

 

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