InnocentEnglish.com began as a site to share my original collection of funny English mistakes I had collected from years of tutoring International students in English. It was also to promote my humor book of the same. A year later, the book...
Here is a list of the 1000 most popular names for boys and the 1000 most popular names for girls over from 2000-2005
All names are from the Social Security Administration, from S. S. card applications for U.S. births. The most popular 1000 bab...
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
Compiled from lyrics of l...
Here are some amazing anagrams of famous people. Mere coincidence? You decide...
An anagram rearranges the letters of a word or phrase to make a new one. Most of these were discovered by Doug Yurchey, who wrote the article The secret world of...
Here are some anagrams from American Idol Coincidence? You decide...
An anagram rearranges the letters of a word or phrase to make a new one.
Also check out Amazing Celebrity Anagrams
American Idol:
Maliced on air.
Redial in coma.
Nice oral...
Here is a list of the top 100 boys names and top 100 girls names for 2006 according to a recent news story.If you are looking for a baby name for 2008, this is currently the most recent Social Security Administration list of popular and unique ba...
Top 10 Puns of all time
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
She used to have a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.
Show me a piano fal...
According to several comedians, as compiled by GQ magazine
Okay, so it's impossible to objectively choose the funniest jokes ever. Although there was a scientific study on the topic, which produced these jokes as the funniest jokes in the...
A palindrome is a word or phrase that is the same whether it is read forwards or backwards. A good palindrome also makes sense. Here are some of best palindromes (sometimes spelled palendromes).
Do geese see God?
Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Ma...
More real mistakes and mistatements from Church Sunday service bulletins and announcements.Some of these are mildly amusing, some are really funny, and some approach hilarious.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "...
  Best and funniest bush quotes of all time are:   Funny Video Compilation of Classic Bush mistakes and bloopers http://www.youtube.com/v/pbsucGt-tvM
The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunde...
Engrish is a slang term which refers to poor-quality attempts by Japanese writers to create English words and phrases; whether in mistranslation of an original Japanese language text, or in an attempt to create an original text in the Engl...
  Funniest bush quotes for 2005 are:   "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" —in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005
(caught by TV cameras).
1) "You wo...
  Funniest Bush quotes for 2004 are:  Â
10) "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." —Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004
9) "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our child...
An Inspirational Speech to the Nation By George W. Bush
Compiled entirely out of actual Bush quotes, by InnocentEnglish.com
My Fellow Americans, During these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings.1 I want to thank my friend, Senator Bi...
  Some of the funniest celebrity bloopers and quotes:   Classic Arnold: “The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.†– Arnold Schwarzenegger
Honorary Doctorate: “I have an honorary doctorate at, uh.. oh go...
 Here are some funny and stupid celebrity poems from last year. Now that the site has comments set up, if you want to submit your own funny, stupid or timely celebrity poems, about recent celeb news or anything else Celeb, just send them in t...
Innocent English's fun and friendly animated free talking Chat bot
BELL stands for Bot for English Language Learning.She also stands for Bot for Everyone a Little Lonely. She never gets bored or tired of talking with you. She can answer mat...
These mistakes have been collected from Sundayschool teachers, Catholic school teachers and others
This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments.
In the first book of the bible,...
Don't let worries kill you- let the church help. Â Â Here are some really funny church bulletins and announcements: Â Â Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Bertha Belch, a missionar...
