These funny limericks were written by  and sent in by Albert Van Hoogmoed. Thanks Albert for sending them in. If anyone else would like to send in some original limericks, please feel free. “Skinny No More” There once was a fellow named Sarge who married a psychic named Marge. The weight soon appeared, and just … Read more
Here are some funny Valentine’s Day poems and sweet Valentine’s poems. (Poems By InnocentEnglish.com) Just for tonight? We’ve been friends for quite a while, And so far that’s all we’ve been But we’re both free and it seems to me, It might be worth a spin. So if you’re game, just say my name, And … Read more
Below is the funny poem “English Is Tough Stuff (A.K.A. “The Chaos”)” by G. Nolst. It was first published in 1929 in a book to help people improve their English pronunciation (“Drop Your Foreign Accent”). Most native English speakers can’t get very far into the poem without mispronouncing a word. How soon before you get … Read more