According to several comedians, as compiled by GQ magazine Okay, so it's impossible to objectively choose the funniest jokes ever. Although there was a scientific study on the topic, which produced these jokes as the funniest jokes in the...

A scientific survey in 2002 attempted to find the funniest joke in the world. Thousands of people from dozens of countries voted on thousands of jokes. Each country had a different favorite. Overall, the number one and number two funniest j...

    Here are some of the funniest jokes compiled from GQ Magazine:     Okay, so it's impossible to objectively choose the funniest jokes ever. Although there was a scientific study on the topic, which produced these jokes as the funniest joke...

    Here are some of Jerry Seinfeld's funniest routines:     I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Now why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time?
When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let...

    Here's more of the funniest jokes ever     Okay, so it's impossible to objectively choose the funniest jokes ever. Although there was a scientific study on the topic, which produced these jokes as the funniest jokes in the world. The list b...

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Good sermon jokes: Some clean jokes for sermons, speeches, Wedding Toasts, etc. Sermon Joke #1: Minister Jokes: The Preacher's Visit Sarah hadn't been to church lately, so her minister thought he'd go pay her a visit and see how the 85 year o...

    Here are a few really funny church jokes:     Sarah hadn't been to church lately, so her minister thought he'd go pay her a visit and see how the 85 year old church matriarch was doing. He knocked on her door and after a time he heard her spirited...

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For Wedding Toasts, Sermons, Speeches, Rehearsal Dinner Stories, etc. Good Wedding Jokes: The Donkey Trick A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their dom...

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Verne Troyer can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What the hell was t...

    A few funny bathroom jokes:     The Lost Scroll of BartholomewThis is an excerpt from a scroll which was uncovered in a recent find near the Dead Sea, which actually has life in it, particularly during the weekends. The date on the scroll is 1...

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Funny Pickup Line Song!! Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines. Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy a...

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Funny Greeting Cards, Anniversary Cards and Birthday Cards that are just a little too honest... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~   The first time I saw you, dancing on that beach, your dress blowing in the c...

Here are a few of the best and immature funny dating jokes A First Date A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when...

Funny comebacks to stupid, dumb and funny pickup lines. Here's some funny responses to have in mind, just in case some guy tries any "clever", funny or dumb pick up lines on you. Top pick up line comebacks: Man: "Haven't we met before?"
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  (InnocentEnglish.com Scoop) February 27, 2010 Washington D.C. President Obama supports AppleGoogle’s purchase of both DiggMyDeliciousSecondLife and StumbleFark. Presid...

These are the top five best hiccup cures. They ABSOLUTELY STOP HICCUPS.Hiccups usually go away by themselves. But it's good to have some cures and remedies in mind in case they don't. Occasionally, like the well-publicized case of Jennife...

Some of the Best And Funniest Jokes ever, including Jokes Voted as the Best, Funniest Jokes in the World.This section has some great jokes, including jokes selected by comedians as the funniest jokes ever, and jokes voted on by thousands of...