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Funny Valentine’s Day Poems and Sweet Valentine’s Poems

Here are some funny Valentine’s Day poems and sweet Valentine’s poems.

(Poems By InnocentEnglish.com)

Just for tonight? 

We’ve been friends for quite a while,
And so far that’s all we’ve been
But we’re both free and it seems to me,
It might be worth a spin.

So if you’re game, just say my name,
And let’s see how things go
And if you’d rather not, I took a shot
But our friendship still can grow.

Something Different?

My love for you just keeps on growing
It’s hard to think of new ways of showing
It seems like it’s all been done before.
So on this day of Valentines
Instead of flowers and instead of wine,
How about a trip to the love toy store?

Roses Are Red

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
So why the hell aren’t they called Blues?
I mean,
That’s really stupid.
It’s false advertising.
And I cannot support it.
So it just doesnt feel right to buy flowers for you
For Valentine’s Day.
But in an attempt to only support
Things that really are the color they are named after,
Here is a Valentine’s orange!

You’re welcome!

Of All the Women I know

On this Valentine’s Day
I wanted to finally tell you,

And I’m sorry it took so long.
Out of all the women I know,
You are most definitely,
And I completely mean this,
You are most definitely,
Without a doubt,
And I have known a LOT of women
In many many many ways
Pretty much EVERY WAY
A man could possibly know a woman
And of ALL those many women I have known
In so so so many ways
Some in more ways than others, of course
And some I’ve hardly known at all
And there are of course a lot of women
I don’t yet know
And some I pray I never meet
But what I wanted to share with you
From my heart,
Hang on- Getting a text message
OK, it was a girl I met at the bar last night
She was a sweet heart
Really cute, great body,
But also really natural and easy to talk with
I don’t think her breasts were natural
But more power to her
But I mean like her personality was like
Really so easy to talk to
Not that we talked much
If you get my meaning
But what I wanted to share with you
On this special Valentine’s Day
is that of all the women I have known,
You are most definitely
One of them.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

On this Special Day

On this special day
I want to confess my love to you.
I should restate that.
I mean,
I want to confess my love,
Which is for this girl I met at work,
to you.
 It’s been a secret far too long.
Doesn’t it feel better,
Having the truth out there?

The Surprise

Last week, when I stopped by early,
It was much worse than my fear.
For my best friend’s car was in the front.
And he was in the rear.

p.s. When she said “I can’t wait until you get back”
I thought she meant it figuratively.

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15 Responses to “Funny Valentine’s Day Poems and Sweet Valentine’s Poems””

  1. Carol Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 7:10 am

    i thought that roses are red was a great one and it was so true loved it………..keep it funny thats what people need.!!^.^

  2. Anonymous Says:
    February 1st, 2008 at 8:43 am

    this is very funny and i would like to put in one of mt own:

    love is but as sweet as it can be bitter, no one can ever tell which is for the better, but then one person has bravery to say three words that make any bitter thought go away and that is i love you

  3. asp Says:
    February 2nd, 2008 at 8:28 am

    no affence anonymous ], but i dont think that that should go on its cute and all but nothing about it made me lauugh

  4. cole Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    Sum of these are really good but don’t make snese! Well they probably do, just i’m so stupid not to get them! haha. Well im goin, toodles..xxx nicole_<3

  5. steph Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    lol a fort they was realy gd haha

  6. larni Says:
    February 10th, 2008 at 10:02 am

    lets not bother!!

  7. reece linforth Says:
    February 19th, 2008 at 8:03 am


    some of these i did not understand andbrought back the memories of my heart being broken.


  8. amy Says:
    March 15th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    lol i loved dat roses r red 1 its perfect if u 4got valentines day prez!!!! lol

  9. PerU Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Love immortal
    i thought it was
    till i found out …
    …you is my cous”

    now immoral
    the lust is gone…
    …so its time…
    …to just move on !

  10. DOMINIQUE Says:
    November 19th, 2008 at 2:42 pm


  11. FACTMAN:) Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    this are ok i guess

  12. Puppy00 Says:
    February 7th, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    I think my 2 favourites are “roses are red” and
    “Of All the Women I know”. They’re real’ funny and my friends love ‘em

  13. Lee Says:
    January 30th, 2011 at 4:29 am


    Not sure how to submit this poem, so hopefull this gets the job done.

    If published on here, could you be so kind as to email me a link and let me know???


    As your sender today, my name I can’t say,
    But this is how Valentine’s should play,

    The following verse, is meant from the heart,
    So Take a deep breath then you may start.

    When one speaks of love, one can simply say words,
    And there’s no value without further actions,
    So one day we shall be, hand in hand you & me,
    Only us two alone, no distractions.

    When I’ve looked in your eyes, you have froze me in time,
    And there is only you that has done this,
    From your hair to your lips, to the swing of your hips,
    You’re angelically fine and idyllic.

    This may all seem remiss, when we haven’t yet kissed,
    And yet nor do I need to or want to,
    To just think of your face, and its elegant grace,
    Is but all that I ask at this moment.

    There is naught that will stop us, when we’re both arm in arm,
    & throughout the journey, I’ll keep you from harm.
    Your nature is flawless, and I wish to protect,
    Your heart and your soul, as you’re really perfect.

    Though I long for the time, and the day you’ll be mine,
    So these words can be felt and not spoken,
    What a force we will be, together, you’ll see,
    As our hearts intertwine with loves token.

    This is from me to say,
    Happy Valentine’s Day.

  14. KittyJay:) Says:
    February 3rd, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    to all the guys out there… a girl will love any heartfelt, cute poem you write her :) that’s right! if they don’t then shes not a keeper

  15. smiles Says:
    February 13th, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    every day i see u,and every night i hold u, and nothing ever changes, we always do the same old things, just sit in frnt of the t.v, it gets so boring and i want to scream, but when i look over, its u i see, everything is worth it every second of every day, i would never change it, coz all i want and all i need is u

    hehehehehehehe detocated to my loving bf =)

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