But first, a couple of funny signs
Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed.
Funny Signs of the Day
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Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:
From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students:
My heart is very flammable when I see your beautiful eyes.
On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel:
Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!
A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply:
No limit on sex.
On the box for a toy microphone called “ECHO MIKE:”
Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees to play with it together!
To read the rest, go to: Other Funny English Mistakes From Around the World
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.
Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!
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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.Food
Do you like this food?
I made it from scratching!
I never liked mushrooms,
but now they are starting to grow in me.
Do you like your coffee cremated?
Tomorrow I will go to a wine and cheese cutting party.
Every morning I have some toast
and a big glass of flute juice.
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To read the rest, go to: Innocent English Mistakes From New English Language Students
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.
Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!
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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
(Snorkling and Skydiving bloopers and mistakes)
I know how to sky dive in the ocean.
You have to put big bottles on your back so you can have good breath.
You should have big rubber feet.
At this time, put the glass over your face so your eyes don’t get salted.
Then you can jump on the ocean.
To read the rest, go to: How To Sky Dive in the Ocean
