Funny Poems and Songs
Twas the Night Before Christmas: The Famous Poem and Who Wrote it
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
The Famous Christmas Poem By Clement Clarke Moore
(Or, some suspect, by Henry Livingston. More on that below the poem).
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be [...]
More Funny Limericks- Sent in by you.
These funny limericks were written by and sent in by Albert Van Hoogmoed. Thanks Albert for sending them in. If anyone else would like to send in some original limericks, please feel free.
“Skinny No More”
There once was a fellow named Sarge
who married a psychic named Marge.
The weight soon appeared,
and just as he feared,
his medium became [...]
Funny Valentine’s Day Poems and Sweet Valentine’s Poems
Here are some funny Valentine’s Day poems and sweet Valentine’s poems.
(Poems By InnocentEnglish.com)
Just for tonight?
We’ve been friends for quite a while,
And so far that’s all we’ve been
But we’re both free and it seems to me,
It might be worth a spin.
So if you’re game, just say my name,
And let’s see how things go
And if you’d rather [...]