Funny Redneck Jokes: Haikus: Heart-Touching Poetry from the Trailer Park.



Here are some really funny redneck jokes:



Ahhh, the haiku. Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul. Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus. I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park. But for now, the creator/s must remain a mystery. And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life. Enjoy, and let your heart be touched! BEAUTYNaked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSEA painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front door

Unemployment’s out
Hey, maybe I can get on


Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again


Flashlights pierce the darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs


Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil


Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order


Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin


Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert


Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazard Marathon
At 9 o’clock


In Walmart toy aisle
Wailing boy want’s ‘rassling doll
Mama whups his ass


White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
Needs new descrambler


Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino


In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon pies and Red Man


Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed



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17 thoughts on “Funny Redneck Jokes: Haikus: Heart-Touching Poetry from the Trailer Park.

  1. What about this. It:s not really funny but it is really pointless.

    Haikus are easy
    but sometimes they dont really make sense

  2. Holy wow these are freaking HILARIOUS
    Some of them are really weird but funny none the less LOL!!!! :P

  3. us tennessseans are real cowboys

    come on along yall

    come to a real state of Tennessee

  4. wow! what a nice haikus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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