Funny Redneck Jokes: Haikus: Heart-Touching Poetry from the Trailer Park.
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Here are some really funny redneck jokes:
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Ahhh, the haiku. Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul. Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus. I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park. But for now, the creator/s must remain a mystery. And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life. Enjoy, and let your heart be touched! BEAUTYNaked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSEA painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front doorOPTIONS
Unemployment’s out
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again
A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce the darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs
EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin
OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
DRAMA
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazard Marathon
At 9 o’clock
DEPRIVED
In Walmart toy aisle
Wailing boy want’s ‘rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
Needs new descrambler
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon pies and Red Man
PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed
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Page Topic: Funny Redneck Jokes
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Heres a funny haiku
caw caw caw caw caw
caw caw caw caw caw caw caw
caw went the raven.
your too funny
There was no caws for that.
what the heck
whahahaha very cool!
What about this. It:s not really funny but it is really pointless.
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont really make sense
Refrigerator
this is funny!
Holy wow these are freaking HILARIOUS
Some of them are really weird but funny none the less LOL!!!! :P
a redneck with post tramatic stress,
fires his gun in the wilderness.
these haikus are super wierd
Sitting on the can
As I squeeze a big one out
I write this haiku
Acceleration
Superconductivity
Electricity
the one about pooping is funny!
us tennessseans are real cowboys
come on along yall
come to a real state of Tennessee
gawd yall r funny
wow! what a nice haikus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man that is not funny otay