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Funny Redneck Jokes: Haikus: Heart-Touching Poetry from the Trailer Park.
Here are some really funny redneck jokes:
Ahhh, the haiku. Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul. Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus. I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park. But for now, the creator/s must remain a mystery. And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life. Enjoy, and let your heart be touched! BEAUTYNaked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSEA painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front doorOPTIONS
Unemployment’s out
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again
A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce the darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs
EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin
OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
DRAMA
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazard Marathon
At 9 o’clock
DEPRIVED
In Walmart toy aisle
Wailing boy want’s ‘rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
Needs new descrambler
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon pies and Red Man
PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed
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January 31st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Heres a funny haiku
caw caw caw caw caw
caw caw caw caw caw caw caw
caw went the raven.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
your too funny
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
There was no caws for that.
March 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
what the heck
May 8th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
whahahaha very cool!
May 16th, 2008 at 10:27 am
What about this. It:s not really funny but it is really pointless.
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont really make sense
Refrigerator
May 26th, 2008 at 5:15 am
this is funny!
May 26th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Holy wow these are freaking HILARIOUS
Some of them are really weird but funny none the less LOL!!!! :P
August 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
a redneck with post tramatic stress,
fires his gun in the wilderness.
October 18th, 2008 at 11:36 am
these haikus are super wierd
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Sitting on the can
As I squeeze a big one out
I write this haiku
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Acceleration
Superconductivity
Electricity
March 27th, 2009 at 11:44 am
the one about pooping is funny!
April 20th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
us tennessseans are real cowboys
come on along yall
come to a real state of Tennessee
September 28th, 2009 at 9:12 am
gawd yall r funny
February 2nd, 2010 at 3:33 am
wow! what a nice haikus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:28 pm
man that is not funny otay