admin InnocentEnglish.com has undertaken the grueling, painful task of going through hundreds, even thousands, of corny, stupid, dumb, mildly amusing, kinda funny and so-bad-they’re-almost-good song titles, in an attempt to find the top twenty worst song titles of all time. Here are the fruits of this exhaustive search (Interestingly, the challenging art of coming up with … Read more
  The best puns of all time are:   1. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” 2. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When … Read more
1. Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning. — Fred White, Kansas City Royals sportscaster, reading a wire-service summary that mistakenly showed the same starter and relief pitcher for the Minnesota Twins. 2. “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any … Read more