The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright

    Here are a few more of Steve Wrights funny sayings:     You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time. I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. Two babies … Read more

A Day of Tutoring

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. I am so eager to mate you! Please execute me for being late. Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence? I am sorry I am later. It took me ten minutes … Read more

Traveling

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. Once I tripped all the way to Hawaii. I like to visit small European tongues. How far should I tip the driver? She was so kind. She rode me all the way to the airport! … Read more