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Daily Quick Break: April 28, 2008: Funniest Song Titles

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Actual Funny Country Song Titles

Here is a great list of humorous, funny, stupid, dumb and hilarious song titles. All of these were real songs. Many of the titles were created to be funny, witty, clever or at least original and attention getting. A few are more accidental in their humorous nature… All are worth at least a chuckle, and a few are worth a good laugh… You don’t know whether to applaud or groan at some of these, but you have to admit many are quite funny and even damn near brilliant! So, without further ado, here are more of the funniest song titles ever:

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life,
Then Number Two On You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

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Daily Quick Break: April 9, 2008: Top 20 Worst Song Titles of All Time

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InnocentEnglish.com has undertaken the grueling, painful task of going through hundreds, even thousands, of corny, stupid, dumb, mildly amusing, kinda funny and so-bad-their-almost-good song titles, in an attempt to find the top twenty worst song titles of all time. Here are the fruits of this exhaustive search (Interestingly, the challenging art of coming up with the stupidist song titles ever seems to have been mastered almost exclusively by country artists).

Some of the worst songs titles are:

1. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

2. There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You

3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

4. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

5. I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

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Daily Quick Break: March 30, 2008: More Funny Song Titles

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Silly, weird and strange country songs

I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain’t Used Up)

I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

You’re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can’t Bite You Off

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