Top Twenty Harry Potter Pickup Lines Joke: List of the 20 Top Harry Potter Pickup Lines

I’ve always had trouble with picking up girls. Whenever I ask one out they always seem to need to do their hair that night or attend some funeral of a distant relative. Eerie, huh? What are the chances that so many girls have such similar schedules…and all seem to have a recently departed great-aunt Margaret? … Read more

Top Ten Things You Never Hear In Church Joke: List of the Top 10 Things One Never Hears in Church

Zzzzzz….snrk, huh wha? Oh yea ….amen. Church can make me sleepy at times, no offense. I grew up in a religiously church going family (no pun intended) and still go with them when I visit home. I’ve heard practically every variation of a sermon possible at this point and after a while it all just … Read more