Tag: Harry Potter

I’ve always had trouble with picking up girls. Whenever I ask one out they always seem to need to do their hair that night or attend some funeral of a distant relative. Eerie, huh? What are the chances that so many girls have such similar schedules…and all seem to have a recently departed great-aunt Margaret? I’m heading for Dragoncon soon though and this time I’m not going to fail! Below is a list of the top twenty (hah! I laugh at your puny top 10 lists) Harry Potter pickup lines. No girl will be able to resist the seductive twist of fandom and come-on…. Wish me luck guys!

1. If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
2. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
3. I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
4. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
5. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
6. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
7. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
8. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
9. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
10. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
11. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
12. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
13. You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
14. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
15. I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
16. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
17. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
18. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
19. Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
20. Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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