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List of Top Ten Reasons to go to Work Naked: Top 10 Reasons to Work Naked Joke
Work can be so tedious. Day in and day out, the same reports, the same tiny cubicle. Icons in cornflower blue and TPS reports. Coming to work naked would definitely spice up the day, wouldn’t it? I wonder if you could get away with it on a Casual Friday. It would have to be on reaaaaaally casual Friday, wouldn’t it? You’d definitely blow that weird guy and his Hawaiian shirts out of the water. That shirt is hideous, isn’t it? On the upside, going to work naked means your shoes match no-matter what you’re not wearing….
1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
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May 2nd, 2009 at 6:06 am
not bad
May 31st, 2009 at 7:45 pm
XD
June 7th, 2009 at 11:55 am
HAHAHA LOL!
July 25th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I didn’t find it funny at all.
July 25th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I didn’t find it funny at all.
August 27th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
that was funny.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
not even funny
December 7th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
weird
April 25th, 2010 at 12:06 am
who needs a reason……;)
October 25th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I would do it:)
December 31st, 2010 at 3:30 am
oh plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
January 21st, 2011 at 1:37 am
BWAHAHAHA you don’t usually find funny things on the internet lol
March 4th, 2011 at 5:40 pm
i think the first was the funniest
March 12th, 2011 at 8:59 pm
-Saves time while going in the bathroom.
-Big incentive to cover all your blemishes with tattoos
-Easy to tell the men from the girlies
-Go all the way! Shave all your body hair
-Your privates should stand out at office parties, and group photos.
-Less sweat when the air conditioning goes down.
-If you work as a lifeguard you may still be required to wear a swim cap.
March 13th, 2011 at 4:30 am
So what’s the funniest?
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:10 am
hilarious omg gives me entertainment in computers class THANKYOU