Iâ€™ve always had trouble with picking up girls. Whenever I ask one out they always seem to need to do their hair that night or attend some funeral of a distant relative. Eerie, huh? What are the chances that so many girls have such similar schedulesâ€¦and all seem to have a recently departed great-aunt Margaret? Iâ€™m heading for Dragoncon soon though and this time Iâ€™m not going to fail! Below is a list of the top twenty (hah! I laugh at your puny top 10 lists) Harry Potter pickup lines. No girl will be able to resist the seductive twist of fandom and come-onâ€¦. Wish me luck guys!
- If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
- I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
- My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
- Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
- Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
- Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
- Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
- I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
- Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
- If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
- You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
- You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
- I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
- I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
- Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
- Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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There she is. Sitting there at the bar. Time to make your move. But what doÂ you say? You start to get a little nervous. Then you remember. â€œOh yeah. I have a new iphone. And some oh so witty pick up lines.”Â You relax. You walk up to her casually and say:
Iâ€™m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Plus I have an iphone!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Iâ€™d put u and iphone together.
Hey baby. iphone you tomorrow?
Hi. My friend over there bet you wouldnâ€™t let me google you on our first date. So what do you say? Iâ€™ll buy you a drink. You can even google me back. My iphone battery is big and strong and fully charged up, so we could google all night.
Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Letâ€™s go somewhere remote and you can have control.
Hi there angel. Did it hurt when you fell from heav- oh, sorry, Iâ€™m getting a call on my new iphoneâ€¦. Oh, it was Saint Peter. He said have a great time on your trip to Earth, and donâ€™t worry about being good- they wonâ€™t keep score up there while you are on leave.
I AM happy to see you but thatâ€™s just an ipod in my pocket.
Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?
Is your dad a thief? Because if he is, Iâ€™ll keep my new ipod hidden when you introduce him to me next Saturday.
I think I need to call Heaven- on my new iphone- because they lost one of their angels.
I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours? Iâ€™ll store it in my new iphone.
Excuse me- Iâ€™m new in town. Could you give me directions to your place? Let me just open up Google maps in my iphone.
How much does my new iphone weigh? Enough to break the ice. Can I enter in your phone number?
You know, inheriting 50 million dollars doesnâ€™t mean much when you have a weak heart, even if you have a four houses, two islands and a brand new iphone like this one.
Excuse me, did you just call me on my iphone? Then I guess it wasnâ€™t my phone that was vibrating in my pocket.
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