Top Twenty Harry Potter Pickup Lines Joke: List of the 20 Top Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Iâ€™ve always had trouble with picking up girls. Whenever I ask one out they always seem to need to do their hair that night or attend some funeral of a distant relative. Eerie, huh? What are the chances that so many girls have such similar schedulesâ€¦and all seem to have a recently departed great-aunt Margaret? Iâ€™m heading for Dragoncon soon though and this time Iâ€™m not going to fail! Below is a list of the top twenty (hah! I laugh at your puny top 10 lists) Harry Potter pickup lines. No girl will be able to resist the seductive twist of fandom and come-onâ€¦. Wish me luck guys!
- If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
- I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
- My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
- Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
- Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
- Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
- Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
- I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
- Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
- If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
- You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
- You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
- I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
- I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
- Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
- Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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i may be in griffindor but you can slytherin me anyday
she was just myrtle before i came along
are you a dementor, coz you just took my breath away
hey malfoy, your bed looks warm, can i slytherinnn?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! These would totally work on me, i’m sorry to say.
omg, even if some of these are pretty provocative, if a guy made the effort to use hp allusions on me, i would fall for him regardless hahaha
My favorite for sure (and the one I would fall for the most) is #1. Here are the other one’s I would be totally fine with: 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10,11, 13, and 19. Mostly because I would be offended if someone came up to me and said a sexual pick up line.
But #1 and #19 are my favorites for sure =D
Will you open up your chamber of secrets so i can slytherin?
bwahahaha!…really really good
Hey Hermoine you no what elese is 9 3/4?
Follow the spiders into my forbidden forest
Hahaha love that one about the basiisk and Chamber of Secrets… have to say I’d probably fall for most of them, with a few exeptions (I’d probably just get offended with the sexual ones… of course apart from number number 15 because its just so funny!!!)
These would so work on me.
i hate the sexual ones, and i wouldn’t like it if some guy said that to me.
on the other hand, i’d definitely fall for the guy who said 1 or 11. those are really sweet.
four is amazazing and I would def. fall for it in a heartbeat
I’ll Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets and make you Moan like Myrtle.
Open your chamber of secrets, and i’ll slytherin ;) <3
I gotta say, the sexual ones are my favourite:L
Grab your cloak, youve pulled ;)
If anyone accually used these on me… I think I’d fall for them simply cuz they made a refference to Harry Potter…
Baha these’re brilliant. I reckon 1 and 19 would be total winners for me and most girls who’ve read Harry Potter!! 4 would be a bit creepy for a pickup line… but I guess if you’ve been dating for ages and wanted to remind someone of how you first picked them up – brilliant haha.
But yeah, the sexual ones just wouldn’t sit well with me as a pickup line.. maybe after dating, otherwise they come on as creepy =/
Are you a Nimbus 2000? Because I wanna ride you.
these would work on me! but not the sexual ones. Here’s one “Is your name Oliver Wood because your a keeper.”
Do you speak parsel tongue because my snake would really like to meet you.
D’ya wanna be my dumblewhore?
LMFAO’d at number 4 xDD
Im going to make you scream like a mandrake
hahahaha. i love them! but hey, was does slytherin mean on english? i’m from Denmark, and i have never heard that word in that way. And I can’t find it in a dictionary (maybe there’s a reason, hehe.)But does it just mean to, you know, “have sex”?