Top Twenty Harry Potter Pickup Lines Joke: List of the 20 Top Harry Potter Pickup Lines

I’ve always had trouble with picking up girls. Whenever I ask one out they always seem to need to do their hair that night or attend some funeral of a distant relative. Eerie, huh? What are the chances that so many girls have such similar schedules…and all seem to have a recently departed great-aunt Margaret? I’m heading for Dragoncon soon though and this time I’m not going to fail! Below is a list of the top twenty (hah! I laugh at your puny top 10 lists) Harry Potter pickup lines. No girl will be able to resist the seductive twist of fandom and come-on…. Wish me luck guys!

  1. If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
  2. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
  3. I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
  4. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
  5. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
  6. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
  7. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
  8. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
  9. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
  10. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
  11. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
  12. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
  13. You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
  14. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
  15. I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
  16. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
  17. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
  18. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
  19. Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
  20. Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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27 thoughts on “Top Twenty Harry Potter Pickup Lines Joke: List of the 20 Top Harry Potter Pickup Lines”

  1. omg, even if some of these are pretty provocative, if a guy made the effort to use hp allusions on me, i would fall for him regardless hahaha

  2. My favorite for sure (and the one I would fall for the most) is #1. Here are the other one’s I would be totally fine with: 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10,11, 13, and 19. Mostly because I would be offended if someone came up to me and said a sexual pick up line.

    But #1 and #19 are my favorites for sure =D

  3. Hahaha love that one about the basiisk and Chamber of Secrets… have to say I’d probably fall for most of them, with a few exeptions (I’d probably just get offended with the sexual ones… of course apart from number number 15 because its just so funny!!!)

  4. i hate the sexual ones, and i wouldn’t like it if some guy said that to me.
    on the other hand, i’d definitely fall for the guy who said 1 or 11. those are really sweet.

  5. If anyone accually used these on me… I think I’d fall for them simply cuz they made a refference to Harry Potter…

  6. Baha these’re brilliant. I reckon 1 and 19 would be total winners for me and most girls who’ve read Harry Potter!! 4 would be a bit creepy for a pickup line… but I guess if you’ve been dating for ages and wanted to remind someone of how you first picked them up – brilliant haha.

    But yeah, the sexual ones just wouldn’t sit well with me as a pickup line.. maybe after dating, otherwise they come on as creepy =/

  7. these would work on me! but not the sexual ones. Here’s one “Is your name Oliver Wood because your a keeper.”

  8. hahahaha. i love them! but hey, was does slytherin mean on english? i’m from Denmark, and i have never heard that word in that way. And I can’t find it in a dictionary (maybe there’s a reason, hehe.)But does it just mean to, you know, “have sex”?

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