These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
I can usually know when he is lying
Because he starts to breed a little faster.
I think she wants to spit up with me.
We were lovers,
but now she is my biggest enema!
We have hated each other for so long.
I want to borrow the hatchet.
My relationship with my
ax girlfriend was so painful.