Romance: The End

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

I can usually know when he is lying
Because he starts to breed a little faster.

I think she wants to spit up with me.

We were lovers,
but now she is my biggest enema!

We have hated each other for so long.
I want to borrow the hatchet.

My relationship with my
ax girlfriend was so painful.