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Paris Hilton Jokes: Funny Jokes about Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Britney Spears

Paris Hilton Joke #1: The Banana Company

Q. Why were Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie fired from their “Simple Life” job at a banana company?

A. They threw out all of the bent ones.

Paris Hilton Joke #2: Paris walked into a library…

Paris walked into a library because she wanted to experience something new. She walks up to the counter and says “Can I have a burger and fries?” The librarian says, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” So Paris whispers, “Can I have a burger and fries?”

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are driving down the highway in a convertible. Lindsay knows that she’s speeding so she asks Paris if there’s a cop behind them. The Paris looks behind her and sees a cop and says “Oh shit. There is a cop behind us.” Lindsay says “That sucks. Are his lights on?” Paris says “Yes…No…Yes…No…Yes…No”

Paris Hilton Joke #3: Keys Locked in the Car

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were shopping when Paris suddenly realized she locked her keys in the car. So they went back and Paris got out her tweezers to try to pick the lock. She tried for a couple of minutes and then Nicole gave it a try. “Hurry!” Paris said. “It’s starting to rain. And the top is down!”
Paris Hilton Joke #4: The Magic Mirror

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan find a magic mirror. the mirror tells them that if they say something good that they think about themselves, they get their hearts desire. however, if it’s a lie, they get sucked into the mirror for ever. Britney steps up and says “I think I’m the smartest girl in the world” and she gets sucked in. Lindsay says “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world” and she gets sucked in. Paris says “I think…” and gets sucked in.

Paris Hilton Joke #5: The Flight

A recorded customer service call at Private Jet Services Inc., of a brief conversation with Paris Hilton was making the rounds internally until management deleted it. According to internal sources, Paris called the PJS service center and said “This is Paris Hilton. Can you tell me how long it will take to fly from Los Angeles to Las Vegas?” The agent replied, “Just a minute Miss Hilton.” To which Paris replied “Wow that’s great! Thank you.” and hung up.

 

 

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11 Responses to “Paris Hilton Jokes: Funny Jokes about Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Britney Spears””

  1. teressa Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    they are funny joke i wonder who came up with them

  2. Ansley=] Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    haha.
    these jokes are funny to. i pretty much HATE Paris Hilton. I like her sense of style.

    -Ansleyyyyyy=]

  3. kim hackett Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    i think that paris hilton is a pretty wild girl and i think nicole richie is to. and brittany is all my favourite people

  4. kim hackett Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    paris is so cool but can be a bitch like all the other girls in this school sometimes

  5. kim hackett Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    brittany is in rehab with lindsay so funny

  6. sangy Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    i like the trio much more than the suckers they are

  7. annaaaa and laaclan Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    the one about the library was the funniest
    =]

  8. Chenox Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    No, the one about the mirror was the best joke ever!

  9. CN;; Says:
    April 13th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    The flight and magic mirror jokes are funny, hahaa.. but they Keys Locked In The Car is so funny! I love that joke, it’s so frickin’ funny, hahaaa..

  10. Tamara Says:
    January 16th, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    I dont’ get most of the jokes sorry.But dont’ you lot be makiing fun of Britney Spears ok shes’ a amazing looking and tallented girl.Shes’ been through a lot so leave her be.

  11. jessica Says:
    September 27th, 2010 at 9:04 am

    these jokes dont make any scense

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