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Daily Quick Break: April 25, 2008: Romance: The Beginning

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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

Here are a few dating jokes:

I was walking to school one day, when suddenly a beautiful woman cut my eye.

I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.

She had a husky’s voice.

I told her a joke and then she started smelling widely.

He had such a worm heart.

To read the rest, go to: Romance: The Beginning

Daily Quick Break: March 11, 2008: Romance: The End

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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

I can usually know when he is lying
Because he starts to breed a little faster.

I think she wants to spit up with me.

We were lovers,
but now she is my biggest enema!

We have hated each other for so long.
I want to borrow the hatchet.

My relationship with my
ax girlfriend was so painful.These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

To read the rest, go to: Romance: The End

Daily Quick Break: March 8, 2008: Top 10 Most Romantic Mistakes

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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

From New English Language Students

10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.

9. He had such a worm heart.

8. We were two sheeps passing in the night.

7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.

To read the rest, go to: Top 10 Most Romantic Mistakes