The best funny pick up lines | Stupid and dumb pickup lines
1. Hi there. Do you flush here often? 2. My name? Just call me Senator McLovin. 3. So, um, you wanna give it a whirl? 4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I and P together 5. Will you still respect me in 2 minutes? 6. I’ve gotta hand it to … Read more
Good Pickup lines: here are some great (and stupid) funny pickup lines and chat up lines. Some are sweet, some cheesy, some bad, but hey, some just might be worth a try…    Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Me! Baby did you fart, … Read more
There she is. Sitting there at the bar. Time to make your move. But what do you say? You start to get a little nervous. Then you remember. “Oh yeah. I have a new iphone. And some oh so witty pick up lines.” You relax. You walk up to her casually and say: I’m no Fred … Read more