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Funny student bloopers about school


These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.


Unfortunately, the school board was forced to
cut fifteen percent off all teachers.

Every day I study hardly.

I have really good news.
I passed both my testes last week.

College is expensive.
But it can help you live a bitter life.

If I study really hard,
I will graduate in 2004 years.

I am studied hard in science class.

After four years of college I can finally attend grade school.

Such behavior will result in
immediately being exploded from the university.

My essay is in the American President.

The New Years potty was so boring.Only a few people sat around, only a few people danced and the food was not so fresh.

My earliest memory was in kindergarten
but I can’t remember what it was.

My major was tourism management.
I thought a tour guide would fit good on me.

After class we will all go out and drink Wisk until we are sick. Do you want to come?

My mother really didn’t want me to go away to college. She bought me special snakes so I wouldn’t live.
She what?
She bought me special snakes so I would not live.
Oh, do you mean she bought you special snacks so you would not leave?
Yes. Why are you smiling?

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School humor and jokes:


Actual, Funny Answers to a quiz:  A first grade school teacher saved these funny quiz answers about proverbs during a pop quiz test.


A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. For a quiz, she gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.


It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first grade kids (6 or 7 year-olds)!


* Strike while the ………insect is close.
* Never underestimate the power of…………ants.
* Don’t bite the hand that………………..looks dirty.
* Better to be safe than…………….punch a grade 7 boy.
* If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…….stink in the morning.
* It’s always darkest before…………DaylightSaving Time.
* You can lead a horse to water but………..how?
* No news is…………………………….impossible.
* A miss is as good as a………………….Mr.
* You can’t teach an old dog new…………..maths.
* Love all, trust………………………..me.
* The pen is mightier than the…………….pigs.
* An idle mind is…………………the best way to relax.
* Where there’s smoke there’s……………..pollution.
* Happy the bride who……………gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is……………………….not much.
* Two’s company, three’s…………………the Musketeers.
* Don’t put off till tomorrow what….you put on to go to bed.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……….you have to blow your nose.
* There are none so blind as………………Stevie Wonder.
* Children should be seen and not………….smacked or grounded.
* If at first you don’t succeed……………get new batteries.
* You get out of something only what you……see in the picture on the box.
* When the blind leadeth the blind……..get out of the way.
* And the favorite:
* Better late than……………………….pregnant


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