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Actual, Funny Answers to a quiz: A first grade school teacher saved these funny quiz answers about proverbs during a pop quiz test.


A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. For a quiz, she gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.


It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first grade kids (6 or 7 year-olds)!


* Strike while the ………insect is close.
* Never underestimate the power of…………ants.
* Don’t bite the hand that………………..looks dirty.
* Better to be safe than…………….punch a grade 7 boy.
* If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…….stink in the morning.
* It’s always darkest before…………DaylightSaving Time.
* You can lead a horse to water but………..how?
* No news is…………………………….impossible.
* A miss is as good as a………………….Mr.
* You can’t teach an old dog new…………..maths.
* Love all, trust………………………..me.
* The pen is mightier than the…………….pigs.
* An idle mind is…………………the best way to relax.
* Where there’s smoke there’s……………..pollution.
* Happy the bride who……………gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is……………………….not much.
* Two’s company, three’s…………………the Musketeers.
* Don’t put off till tomorrow what….you put on to go to bed.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……….you have to blow your nose.
* There are none so blind as………………Stevie Wonder.
* Children should be seen and not………….smacked or grounded.
* If at first you don’t succeed……………get new batteries.
* You get out of something only what you……see in the picture on the box.
* When the blind leadeth the blind……..get out of the way.
* And the favorite:
* Better late than……………………….pregnant


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16 Responses to “Funny Quiz Answers””

  1. til Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 2:36 am

    Awwww, how cute!!
    I luv the When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way
    So cute!!

  2. Dani Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 4:40 am

    I luvvvvvvvvvvvvvv better late than…………………….pregnant

  3. Irene Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Oh so adorable, the best one is the better late than pregnant

  4. Katy Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    Oh my goodness! I am an elementary education major in college. I have heard many things along these same lines. This is just too cute!

  5. Anonymous Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    well that was stupid

  6. osiriswarlock Says:
    November 21st, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    so innocent and gullible these kids.. their creativity and imagination are not oppressed by others..

  7. Kylie Says:
    January 11th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    LOL, that was so funny! XD

  8. melissa Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    hah=] better late than pregnant, that’s adorable!=]

  9. apple Says:
    May 10th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    A penny saved is not much.
    yeah, that’s right))

  10. mia likes applepie Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    HAHA a penny saved is not much, i agree

  11. Anonymous Says:
    August 15th, 2009 at 1:42 am

    Omg i totally love the better late than pregnant…To funny!!

  12. Darren Says:
    December 10th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
    better late than pregnant!!
    there is none so blind as stevie wonder!!
    CUUUUTEEE

  13. Me Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 4:09 am

    LOL could’nt stop laughing im 10 years old but the kids have talent lol

  14. leighloo Says:
    June 4th, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    this is clasic how, can one kid be so streetwise !
    i hail to this .
    wish i could do it on my test just for a laughh .
    yeshh that would be hilarious

  15. Anonymous Says:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Highly doubt these were really written by them :/

  16. max Says:
    December 14th, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Better late than pregnant….. WTF aaaaaahhh seriously LOL squared!!!!

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