Here are some funny love quotes and quips from famous celebrities: The Japanese have a word for it. It’s Judo — the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of judo is, ‘Yes, dear.’ J. P. McEvoy The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman My wife tells me that if … Read more
Funny sayings:Sstupid and witty quotes and Funny Sayings from bumper stickers, T-shirts, graffiti etc. Funny Sayings: The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Wear short … Read more
Good sermon jokes: Some clean jokes for sermons, speeches, Wedding Toasts, etc. Sermon Joke #1: Minister Jokes: The Preacher’s Visit Sarah hadn’t been to church lately, so her minister thought he’d go pay her a visit and see how the 85 year old church matriarch was doing. He knocked on her door and after a … Read more
