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Daily Quick Break: March 28, 2008: Funny Celebrity Quotes: Great Lines from Celebrities and Famous People

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Here are some funny celebrity quotes

When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar
Bruce Springsteen

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives. Maurice Chevalier

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they are going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns

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Daily Quick Break: March 24, 2008: Funny bloopers and quotes of politicians and celebrities

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Here are some funny bloopers and quotes from famous politicians and celebrities:

“I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

“They gave me a book of checks. They didn’t ask for any deposits.”
Congressman Joe Early (D-Mass) at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank Scandal.

“He didn’t say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.”
Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn’t following up on his campaign pledge that there would be no loss of wetlands.

“It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.

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Celebrity Oops

Here are some of the most famous celeb oops moments ever recorded… Jessica Simpson, Brittney Spears and a lot more. Some of the funniest and most embarrassing celebrity oops moments are here.

 

 

Celebrity Oops:

 

“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” — Jessica Simpson

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton

“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It’s my first day of 7th grade, Im in jr high and i know this answer. So i raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!” – Jessica Simpson

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton

“If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields

“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger

“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley

“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.” — Donald Trump

“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” — Racquel Welch

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff


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