Daily Funny Sign For July 19, 2008:
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Here are some more of the best stupid and witty one liners
Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. ‘No’ is the answer.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
Mother told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before.
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
To read the rest, go to: Best one liners 7: More of the best stupid and witty one liners
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Funny sayings:Sstupid and witty quotesÂ and Funny Sayings from bumper stickers, T-shirts, graffiti etc.
The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
To read the rest, go to: Funny Sayings