Tag: funny sayings

But first, a couple of funny signs

Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed.

Funny Signs of the Day

 

 

Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:

Here are some more of the best stupid and witty one liners

Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. ‘No’ is the answer.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.

Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.

Mother told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before.

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.

To read the rest, go to: Best one liners 7: More of the best stupid and witty one liners