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Daily Quick Break: May 10, 2008: Best one liners 7: More of the best stupid and witty one liners

But first, a couple of funny signs

Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed.

Funny Signs of the Day

 

 

Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:

Here are some more of the best stupid and witty one liners

Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. ‘No’ is the answer.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.

Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.

Mother told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before.

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.

To read the rest, go to: Best one liners 7: More of the best stupid and witty one liners

Daily Quick Break: April 15, 2008: Funny Sayings

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.

Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!

 

Funny sayings:Sstupid and witty quotes  and Funny Sayings from bumper stickers, T-shirts, graffiti etc.

Funny Sayings:
The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

To read the rest, go to: Funny Sayings