Wrightisms: The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright

    Some of Steve Wrights Funny Sayings:     I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.” My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a … Read more

The Funniest and Best Jokes by Comedian Steven Wright

Steven Wright is one of a kind. His unique mind has come up with some classic one-liners. Some of them have even become part of pop culture. His dead-pan delivery and ultra-mellow style, mixed with some real mind-bending one-liners- some of which are practically Zen coens- have helped make him one of the most original … Read more