Wrightisms: The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright

    Some of Steve Wrights Funny Sayings:     I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.” My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a … Read more