Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Steven Wright is one of a kind. His unique mind has come up with some classic one-liners. Some of them have even become part of … Read more
  Some of Steve Wrights Funny Sayings:   I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.” My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a … Read more
  Here are a few more of Steve Wrights funny sayings:   You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time. I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. Two babies … Read more
