Here are some funny restaurant signs:   Our great food will never leave you! Please leave a pet outside. It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail. Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here! We serve people like you as good food! The shadiest cocktail bar in … Read more
It’s possible this ad was placed in the Craig List Romance Section as a joke. But I honestly don’t think so. I think it was placed by a very enthusiastic, straight-forward, fascinating woman ready to meet the man of her dreams. Noodles! Here are some funny Online Dating ads: From craiglist.org: Reply to: anon 6…[ … Read more
  Here are some of Jerry Seinfeld’s funny comedy stand ups:   I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it. Can’t eat it. Can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, “Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Thanks for … Read more