Jerry Seinfeld quotes

The Best Comedy Routines of Comedian Jerry Seinfeld

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    Here are some of Jerry Seinfeld’s funniest routines:     I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Now why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside a lot of the time? When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! … Read more

The Best of Jerry Seinfeld Stand Up Comedy

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    Here are some of Jerry Seinfeld’s funny comedy stand ups:     I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it. Can’t eat it. Can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, “Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Thanks for … Read more