Actual signs from restaurants: Our great food will never leave you! Please leave a pet outside. It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail. Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here! We serve people like you as good food! The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok. The name of a Chinese … Read more
  Here are some of Jerry Seinfeld’s funniest routines:   I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Now why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside a lot of the time? When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! … Read more
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. When turtles are afraid, they can stick their head into themselves and disappear. A bottom dweller is a fish that mostly dwells on bottoms. Do you know what “elevation†means? Yes. It means we all … Read more