Here are some funny resume mistakes:   “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” “Education: College, August 1880- May 1984.” “Work Experience: Dealing with customers’ conflicts that arouse.” “Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.” “I’m a rabid typist.” “Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.” Reasons … Read more
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. —First, heat up your pants really hot, then add oil. —If you have time, you should suck the noodles for twenty minutes before you boil them. —Add a little fresh black paper. —Put the cabbages … Read more
  Here are some funny quotes by Yogi Berra   If you don’t know where you’re going, chances are you will end up somewhere else. It’s deja-vu all over again. You should always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise they won’t come to yours. If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be. I … Read more