More Funny Limericks
Here are some funny limericks that reference limericks. Inside joke poems poking fun at the process of writing limericks.
Credit is given when it’s known.
Limericks about Limericks
There was a young poet quite fine,
Whose limericks repeated a line.
Though this was redundant,
Though this was redundant,
His limericks repeated a line.
Carl Muckenhoupt
A newspaper poet for Hearst
Deprived of his reason
By uncontrolled sneezing
Was by phantasmal demons coerced
To write all of his limericks reversed.
Elliott Moreton
A cardiac patient named Fred
Made a limerick up in his head.
But before he had time
To write down the last line
Elliott Moreton
This poem is copyright ©
By the author, 1983.
Prior written consent
Is required to present
It on radio, film, or TV.
Elliott Moreton
There was a young bard of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When they said it was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know,
But I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
And presumably by the same author, taking that one step further:
There was a young man from Verdun.
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ther once was a man from dealing
whose going to transport to ealing
he saw the train door
saying not to spit on th floor
instead he spat on the ceiling
There lived a man in trent,
Across the border he went,
He lost his money and his pet bunny;
So now he lives in a tent.
There once was a little Witch
Yes Britney Spears Was a b****
She got real drunk
And took her junk
To the man alone in the ditch
there was a person
the man was frozen
so he was melted
for that he got arrested
thats funny
There was a man from Mantucket
He had spilt a bucket
He went to the top
to get the mop
and then he said “oh gosh darn it”
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There once was a man from buddenly
Whos poems ended so suddenly
And he-
there once lived a child named Lou
who never liked eating his stew
his mother was mad
she said he was bad
’cause he said that it tasted like poo
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There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
Here’s something that Grandma enjoys:
A house that is chock-full of noise,
where elephants thump,
and dinosaurs jump.
Such racket from two little boys!
There once was a man from Peru,
Who dremed he was eating his shoe.
He woke woke up with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
To see that his dream had come true.
–From Spongebob Squarepants
there once was a girl called Jess
Who’s bedroom was always a mess
once it gleamed
but now its un-cleaned
because she likes to play chess
(this poems about me, though I don’t like playing chess)
A silly young man from Clyde
In a funeral procession was spied
When asked, “Who is dead?”
He giggled and said,
“I don’t know, I just came for the ride.”
There Once was A man in denile
Who was always getting files
he seems to be depressed
for that he wore a dress
he burned his house and ran a mile
there was once a girl named mel
who was small but she wouldnt tell
she said its a pain
to fall down the drain
and into the sewers she fell
There was a boy named hairy comb,
in the forest is where he likes to roam.
An owl whooed,
and a ghost booed.
Then he ran back to his home!
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A week ago i bought some jeans,
I think i ate too many beans,
For they don’t fit,
My tongue i bit,
I wonder what that means.
When a lid is on a bottle,
It’s almost like a throttle,
You twist it side to side,
over and over i tried,
Holding it tight in a cottle.
hilarios limerics..haha..hahahahahahaahahahhah…..lol
the one about britney was so true
There once was a fella from Bude
Who rode his bike in the nude
He writhed out in pain
as his balls caught the chain
and now he isnt a dude
lol bob’s limerick was funny!
” there once was a fella frome Bude
who rode on his bike nude
he writhed out in pain
as his jewels caught the chain
now he isn’t a dude”