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Top 10 Most Romantic Mistakes

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

From New English Language Students

10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.

9. He had such a worm heart.

8. We were two sheeps passing in the night.

7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.

6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.

5. I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.

4. I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.

2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.

1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.

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7 Responses to “Top 10 Most Romantic Mistakes””

  1. henna Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 7:17 am

    i loved it….thanks for making my day….keep it up

  2. anonymous Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 7:20 am

    hey i think u got the humour in the right directions..i em talking about the top 10 most romantic mistakes…its very funny but its so true…keep it up

  3. melissa Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    yeah. not funny

  4. Angely01 Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    The jokes Weren’t so great…Some I didn’t understand.. sorry! But, thanks!! =]]]]]

  5. yeirika ceja Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 11:38 am

    cool thing

  6. tn Says:
    September 11th, 2009 at 9:10 am

    Hilarious. Don’t know how anyone wouldn’t understand these oO

  7. fred Says:
    November 5th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    this was dumb and not funny at all. Really marinated instead of married? very dumb

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