These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
From New English Language Students
10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.
9. He had such a worm heart.
8. We were two sheeps passing in the night.
7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.
6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.
5. I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.
4. I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!
3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.
2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.
1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.
i loved it….thanks for making my day….keep it up
hey i think u got the humour in the right directions..i em talking about the top 10 most romantic mistakes…its very funny but its so true…keep it up
yeah. not funny
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The jokes Weren’t so great…Some I didn’t understand.. sorry! But, thanks!! =]]]]]
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Hilarious. Don’t know how anyone wouldn’t understand these oO
this was dumb and not funny at all. Really marinated instead of married? very dumb