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Really Funny Stupid Questions


Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

How did a fool and his money get together?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.

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827 Responses to “Really Funny Stupid Questions””

  1. Alan Pedersen Says:
    January 12th, 2008 at 12:34 am

    I’ve got a couple for you:

    How can bubbles scrub if they don’t have hands?

    Why aren’t hot pads hot?

  2. pearl Says:
    January 12th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    When you’re sitting on the upstairs floor, are u sitting on the downstairs ceiling?

  3. Hairball Says:
    January 13th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    What weighs more: A ton of feathers or a ton of rocks?

  4. darrell13 Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 12:41 am

    funny definition:

    Atheism: a non-prophet organization

  5. tom tom Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 4:12 am

    If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

  6. Foz Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 11:49 am

    if deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing>?

  7. Nicole Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

  8. custard Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?

  9. olivia Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 5:00 am

    do our ear drums vibrate when sound waves enter the ear.

  10. linda Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

  11. Buddy Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    why is is that you continually go back to the fridge or cabinet in hope that something new will be there?

  12. a vegateriens best friend Says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    can vegaterions eat animal crackers

  13. your next door neighbor Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    if vegetarions eat vegtables.. what do huminitarians eat?

  14. baby_hell Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    IF A MAN WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALTIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

  15. your next door neighbor Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    what happens if your scared to death twice?

  16. Riza Says:
    February 2nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Why do you sterilize needles for lethal injection?

    If you choke a smurf, what color would he turn into?

    I dont get it…

  17. Fergus Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 4:15 am

    if u get shot in the head, and go to heaven, do u live in heaven the rest of your life with a bullet in your head?

    everyone is here for a purpose – does that mean everyone is here for the same purpose of for individual purposes?

    if a light sabor was swung into superman’s body, would it pearce him or not?

  18. Anonymous Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Why cant a heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy he thinks his booty’s fly?

  19. Hi! Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 6:37 am

    can u cry under water

  20. beans Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    why are four wheelers called bikes when bike is short for bicycle?

  21. beans Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    what is so possible about the mission impossible?

  22. Fergusun Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    what happenes if you cross a reptile with someone who is allergic to reptiles?

  23. DragonfireKate Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 10:47 pm

    If today is today, then tommorow never comes

    Yesterday was never there

    Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

    When the sun sets, does the ocean put it out?

  24. SOfUNNY Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    IF CHICKENS HAD LIPS COULD THEY WHISTLE?

  25. MaX Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 7:30 am

    If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?

  26. The idiot named spaz... Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    the more you study the more you know. the more you know the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know… So why study?

  27. CJ Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    Can an oriental person become disoriented?

  28. Faiz Says:
    February 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    If olive oil is made of squeezing olives,then what are baby oil made from?

  29. Late Night Topic - Page 129 - MFG 5.0 Anime & Manga Forums Says:
    February 19th, 2008 at 9:07 am

    [...] bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]diarrhea[/color][/color] does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? [...]

  30. bear Says:
    February 19th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    where is the green mile?

  31. hmmm.... Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back? will you ever be on the greener side?

  32. Mike Says:
    March 1st, 2008 at 8:40 am

    If goose plural is geese, then why isn’t moose plural meese?

  33. Matt Jr. Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?

  34. valerie Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what someone said or do they hear words ?

  35. ann Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 5:20 am

    if superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?

  36. tsetsa Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 9:42 am

    Why when i wind up my watch i start it, but when i wind up this sentecne i finsh it!
    Why can we say the teacher taught, but why cant we say the preacher praught!
    Why is everything that goes by watr “car”go and everything by land is “ship”ment!
    Why do we drive on “park”ways and park in “drive”ways!

  37. Anonymous Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am

    why…

  38. Eddy Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Why doesn’t tarzan have a beard? I mean he lives with freaking monkeys how could he shave? and he thinks that he is monkey and monkeys don’t shave so there for how does he not have a hairy face?

  39. Eddy Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    Can you cry underwater?

    If “bra” is singular why is “Panties” plural?

  40. burgey Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    if you eat a kit-kat, but you’re thinking of a twix, isn’t that considered cheating?

    if Jesica Alba is naked but no one is around to see it, do I still get aroused?

  41. Me Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Tarzan shaved with his knife… Read the original books and learn something…

  42. Anonymous Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Think about it
    if the sky is the limit what is space? over the limit

    if electricity comes from electrons what does morality come from

    what is the speed of dark

    what hair coulour do they put on bald peoples drivers licences

  43. anonymous Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 6:28 am

    they probably write “na” for not applicable!

  44. halz Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    some of these things are just nonscense!!…but yet somehow they’re funny!!

  45. mortakye Says:
    March 15th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    if a fat man falls in the forest…do the trees laugh?

  46. jane Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 6:50 am

    if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?

  47. you are a tool Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 1:07 am

    round piza is seved in a square box cause you cant make a round box that can squish into a flat pack.

  48. me Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    do vegetarians eat animal crackers

  49. Blondie Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    why are all of these questions unanswerable?”

  50. Bryce Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 9:41 am

    ‘coz you’re blonde.

  51. nicole Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am

    if you stay awake all night, do you still have morning breath?

  52. LaLA Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am

    If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they need locks on the doors?

  53. Rachel Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?

  54. wooh-who Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    gasarless ou cimetral, hei donsa nidola?

  55. wooh-who Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    we press the buttons harder because its cool k?
    O.o?

  56. sweetthang =) Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    why cant you rub ur eyes with your elbows?!!?!?!?!?!
    no seriously i tried…it loks like ur smelling ur pits.

    newayzzz wooh-who is right- that is why we press the button cuz we’re just cool like that…

  57. Lily Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Can Fat ppl go skinny-dipping?

  58. Meep Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why did they make a song about it?

    If You go on a blind date dose that mean ur date is blind?

    If You are not wearing clothes then what is your underwear?

  59. helloo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    u guys r funny!!!!!!!!1 a little strange but funny!!

  60. SUb -Zer0 Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    DUDE .. dis QuestIOns R SOOOO TRuu .. EspeCially DA bAtteRies 1 … lmoa

  61. leonard hicks Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    how come cartoon characters never change clothes?

    how come when villians shoot bullets at superman, he stands there and let the bullets hit him, but when they throw the actual gun at him he ducks?

    if a cow laughs real hard, does milk skit out its nose.

    how come all male super heros have two first names? (bruce wayne, clark kent, peter parker)

  62. wooh-who Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    hey so what is better since slice bread?

  63. wooh-who Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    if corn syrup is made from corn, and veggie oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from?
    ’0′

  64. megz Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    if a tree falls in a forest and no ones around , do you hear it ?

  65. megz Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    i mean does it make a sound

  66. Rocco Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    If pro is the opposite of con than is progress the opposite of congress

  67. sweetie Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    “bruce wayne”; “clark kent”; ad “peter parker” are not two first names. its first name and last.

  68. Adamster Says:
    April 3rd, 2008 at 6:52 am

    2 blondes walk into a building, you would think one of them would have seen it.

  69. crazy white kid Says:
    April 3rd, 2008 at 6:58 am

    accidents happen, just ask your parents

  70. Vinay Says:
    April 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

  71. Vinay Says:
    April 5th, 2008 at 11:21 am

    why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it isnt adoor?

  72. Vinay Says:
    April 5th, 2008 at 11:22 am

    wys is it that the night falls but the day breaks?

  73. What up Says:
    April 5th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    if a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless or both???

  74. lol Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

  75. joshchrome Says:
    April 7th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testical. Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg anyway? If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what do you do?

  76. joshchrome Says:
    April 7th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    I saw a funny definition up at #4. Here’s another. What is politics, Well, Poli- or Poly- means many, and tics are parasitic blood-sucking creatures. I gues politics are many parasitic blood-sucking creatures.

  77. Ninja 22 Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 3:23 am

    Why is it that shopping trollies have a mind of their own

  78. Anonymous Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    If you drop soap does it get dirty?

    If someone goes outside to get some air… what were they breathing inside?

    Why is it that the first thing they teach you on an airplane is how to crash? Does being curled up in a ball help soften the 20,000 foot drop?

  79. kellymarie Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    you know the signs on store doors that say, “No shoes, NO shirt, No service!”? Well, what about pants?

  80. Jalbahlo Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 4:37 am

    how do I set my laser printer to stun?

    if ice can burn then can fire freeze?

    why do people seldom look up?

    do insect eardrums burst if we step near them?

    if computers can shut down, and humans can shut up, does that mean that computers can talk?

  81. AmandaMONSTER Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

    If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

    Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries.

    Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

    If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

    You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

  82. Agent Lemonfoot Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “you know what…I’m gonna squeeze those pink dangly things and drink whatever comes out”?

  83. Baluga Says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    how hard is hard enough?

  84. Jalbahlo Says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    why is it impossible to suffocate by holding you’re breath?

    why’re thoughts usually pictures?

    does nutri grain only work if you’re already super strong…

    and the ultimate question is…

    why do I keep coming back to this site!?

  85. stevo Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    If money does not grow on trees, why then do banks have branches?

    If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

    If a man is going through his mid-life crisis, if he is playing hide-and-seek, does he lose because he cannot find himself?

    After amphibians eat, do they have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

    Why do they report power outages on TV?

    If a deaf person goes on trial, is it still called a hearing?

    Why do they have braille at drive-up ATMs?

    Why does glue not stick to the bottle?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

  86. sup Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    if u drill a hole through the center of the earth, gravity pulls u down, if you go past the center will u go backwards back to the center?

  87. Tito Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    Glue Doesnt Stick to the bottle because there is no air constantly touching the glue to dry it. #84

    if there are right and left shoes why arent there right and left socks.

    why is the word abbreviation so long?

    And they guy wanted the cow pink thing’s liquid because he saw the babies drinking from it instinctivly #81

  88. collin Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    How does white out not dry up in the bottle

  89. Zaglath1 Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Who first figured out how to milk a cow, and what did they think they were doing at the time?

    If teflon doesn’t stick to antthing, how does it stay on the pan?

    Who cares how mucj wood a wood-chuck could-chuck?

  90. pat Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

  91. aje101 Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Isn’t the spice of life SPICE?

    How come on the Flinstones, they use their feet to power the car. Doesn’t it just make more sense to keep walking?

  92. Necro Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 8:51 am

    91, because of the laws of inertia, the car would keep moving even after he moved his legs off of the ground.

    Why are they called apartments if they are built together?

    Why are they called buildings if they’ve already been built?

    Why is it called a blacklight if it’s purple?

    Why isn’t there another word for thesaurus?

    If all of the demons cast out of Beelzebub entered the pigs, would that have made it deviled ham?

    Why do they always served deviled eggs at church luncheons.

  93. pirate Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    When you eat a jaw-breaker, why doens’t your jaw break?
    When you chew a new-breathe, whos new breathe are you getting?
    Why are you stoned when you are high, why not rocked?
    You can see the stripes on a tiger, but how do you know he’s clean?
    Why is Bill short for William, why not Billiam?
    Why are long words called five dollar words, why not million dollar words?
    Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it is beef? Or from a pig it is pork.

  94. Fish-izzle and ToTo Says:
    May 6th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    okay so when your laying on your stomach your legs are backwards but your arms are frontwards
    but if you lay on your back your arms are still frontwards. why?????

  95. carrie Says:
    May 6th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    wait jk…
    when someone says my head hurts so much its not even funny or somthing like that, why would it be funny in the first place?

  96. just someone Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 7:38 am

    why is it that you never hear of a psychic winning the lottery?
    what would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror?

  97. matt damon Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 8:11 am

    why is it that you read all of these and when your done you try to go tell all your friends these but you cant remeber sh*t.

  98. Mr.D Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    where does steel wool come from?

  99. ali Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    can you get cornered in a round room?

  100. Mr.D Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 8:09 am

    how come when people talk to their dogs telling them to do sumthing in english they get mad when they wont listen??????

  101. Jeremy Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    When you’re in Amish country, does Motel 6 leave a light on for you?

  102. weirdness Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    haha these are hilarious

  103. Anonymous Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    how come you never see a unhappy face

  104. JELLYBEAN Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’??

  105. JELLYBEAN Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    why is the word abbreviation so long???
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    “cute as a button” is that supposed to be a compliment?? since when were buttons cute??
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    why do they put pictures of criminals on the Post Office?? what r we supposed to do write to these people?!? why dont the put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are delivering the mail??
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Why are we scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse??
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    shouldnt we start making the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate??

  106. desmond Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    would you rather a square pizza in a round box ???

  107. S-W- Says:
    May 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?

  108. Angely01 Says:
    May 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    To number 85:
    If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    Welll..according to number 23: If today is today then, tomorrow never comes. Well If today it’s zero degrees, and tomorrow never comes then the temperature will always stay at zero.

  109. Jrod Says:
    May 24th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    Why is it when something is bad we say, “oh that’s so retarded.” Why don’t we say things like, “oh that’s so teen pregnancy, or oh that’s so brain cancer?”

  110. Paul G Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    If You painted a light bulb black, would it go darker when you turned it on?

  111. Darren Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    How come when you scream “ARGH!!!” in a library everyone stares at you but when you do the same thing on a plane everyone joins in???

  112. Cat :-) Says:
    June 1st, 2008 at 10:02 am

    When lightning hits the sea, why don’t the fish get struck?

  113. poke Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 6:41 am

    if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?

    if you do that, you will burn because of the core at the center of the earth!

  114. Friggles Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Why is it called a driveway if we park on it

  115. Friggles Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    why do they call it break dancing if you don’t break anything

  116. h2o polo!! Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    When best friends get in a fight and say i never want 2 be friends with you again…….why do u hang out with them the next day?

  117. Shado Says:
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    The apple doesnt fall far from the tree the tree just grows far from the apple.

  118. Hay there Says:
    June 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    Why do they call them “apple jacks” when they don’t taste like apples?

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

  119. savannah anderson Says:
    June 5th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    OMG~~ask these questions to ur enemy and they will go crazy!!!

  120. h2o polo!! Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    How long does it take 2 drive 2 Europe?

  121. Alex S. Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    Who was the first person to want to eat a shroom out of cow poo

    Why is a penny actually worth more than a penny…isn’t whoever is making them losing money

    Why did they skip the “E” in the grading system

    If there’s a microphone and a mega phone what ever happened to the average phone?

  122. marlon Says:
    June 7th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    I like Pink Floyd, but which one of them is Floyd?

  123. beer belly Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    some of these are actually really quite funny but i would have to save that most of them you could actually answer by ur self

  124. beacher Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    y do they call a hot dog, a hot dog?

  125. beacher Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    if blondes are so stupid and people make fun of them, then why do people keep dying their hair blonde?

  126. h2o polo!! Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    since most people dont eat computers, y do they call it an apple???

  127. Santa Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    Does Victoria have a secret?

  128. Timwah Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    If we haven’t found other intelligent life but it is out there, doesn’t that make us dumb?

  129. the girl online Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 5:47 am

    To 119, victoria does have a secret which is why her brand is victoria’s secret being her secret lol

  130. Robin Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 9:32 am

    If Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, then why does he wrap a towel when he comes out from the shower?

  131. miss_pyt Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Can a teacher give a homeless student homework??

  132. Daniel Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 6:56 am

    Does a fly without no wings be called a walk?

  133. Jeff Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 12:31 am

    Good grief people. Why must you repeat the same things two and three times? Read the whole thing, if you have something new, post it. If its already been said, why say it? Stop wasting out time

  134. whalez Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 4:22 am

    if swimming is such a good exercise why are whales fo fat?

  135. volleyball4lyfe Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 12:45 am

    ok al of you guys who were sayin stuff about that person who said something and her user name was blondie well u need to know that blonde is a hair color, not a state of mind! : ) ok thats all*

  136. volleyball4lyfe Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 12:48 am

    oh and i totally agree w/ Jeff up there cause i read through it all too and i got bored with all the repeats…

  137. ahahahahahahaha Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    ummmm… hi this is like a reply thing to the q does victoria have a secret. it applies to queen victoria who had an affair and that was her secret….. thats prob. y they make those type of clothes……..

  138. Screblet Says:
    June 21st, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Why do you never see baby Pigeons?

  139. Dipstick101 Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 9:17 am

    if gas is a liquid why is it called gas?

  140. k.c. the ballin feind Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    If you dive into a pool of dry ice, when you get out, will you need a towel to dry off?

  141. k.c. the ballin feind Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    ya kno how roman noodles, gum, and other thigs have original flavor… what is original supposed to taste like? is it supposed to taste the same reguardless of the product?

  142. Grape Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Do penguins have knees?

  143. Capn Awesome Says:
    June 29th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    What’s another word for Thesaurus?

  144. nupraptor99 Says:
    June 30th, 2008 at 6:13 am

    why don’t cat fish have kittens?

  145. dark Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    to jeff and volleyball4lyfe ,
    if you are so concerned about not loosing time, why are you reading this page, for pure science

  146. d-dizzle09 Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    if men and women are made in gods image does that mean god is a hermaphrodite?

  147. sweetness Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 7:53 am

    why is it called a classified ad if its there to let us know what there selling?

  148. sweetness Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 am

    why is it we eat spring rolls year round?

  149. Tom Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

  150. ilikecolton4ever Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    what do sheep count when they cant sleep?

    whats something the poor have, the rich need, and is greater than god?
    Answer:nothing-because theres nothing greater than god.=D

    do vegetairians eat animal crackers?

    if the sun is going down on our side and coming up on there side whouldnt that mean there upside down…?

    gravity isnt responsible for people falling in love.♥

    define old.

    i used to want a BMW now i just want the BM.

    lots more. tell me if you want some.
    teehee.
    ily.
    boyslikegirlsaretheshidd

  151. Rich Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Who put the keep off the sign grass on the grass?

  152. Whitney Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 3:10 am

    is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?

  153. Fourpaw Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    why do people say they know somthing if they don’t want you to ask what it is?

  154. "B" Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    there is true n false, right n wrong, rhetorical questions…does this mean there is rhetorical answers???

  155. the man with the plan Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 12:23 am

    if you dump water on your bed is it still wetting your bed

    why do they always make kids toys to small for the kids

    if you shoot your reflection in the mirror would it still hurt

    who is “they” anyway

    if someone tells you to watch your lamosquitoes nguage couldnt you still say bad words since its physically impossible to look at your language.
    i mean who came up with that saying anyway seriously i think “they” should lick they’re eyesight (makes obscene hand gesture) >:(

    P.S. i think mesquites would make terrific lawyers and why do they call mesquite sauce mesquite anyway does it contain misquotes

    P.S.S. i think that atheism is a non prophet organization just like #4

  156. the man with the plan Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 12:42 am

    if you guys all think im a scycopath im not i just put up strange stuff for fun on websites i think are coolio

  157. Rory Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Does a Bee know it’s going to die when it stings you?
    If so, are its final thoughts “this’ll hurt me more than it does you”?

  158. ryan Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    why is there brail on the drive through atm?

  159. jolie Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    notice that the other lane always goes faster then the one your on.. so why do people change over if the OTHER one always goes faster!!

  160. jolie Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    why do some people cpver their ears when they get scared of something they saw? as if not hering it will make it go away!??

  161. Immortal_Heaven Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 2:14 am

    To jeff #132, way up there…. Yes i agree that people should stop posting things over and over. although if u have enough time on ur hands to come to this website then reading a few things over shouldn’t be wasting you time. if it is don’t come to the website.

  162. Jenny Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    Why is Donkey Kong called Donkey Kong?? Where’s the damn donkey?

  163. Candi Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 6:48 am

    Why does Non-dairy creamer have a warning label “contains milk” ?

  164. Krymsun Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    If it is better to be strong than weak, why is ‘strong language’ bad ?

  165. Pete Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 1:40 am

    Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

    Did people call Robin Hood’s mom Mother Hood?

    Does the Michelin Man get tired?

    If it takes more muscles to frown than smile, then wouldn’t unhappy people’s faces be in better shape?

    If marriage is an institution and love is blind, wouldn’t married couples in love belong to an institution for the blind?

  166. no one looks here Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

    In the song “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,” which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?

    Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?

    When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

    Can you still say “Put it where the sun don’t shine ” on a nude beach?

    Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

  167. simon Says:
    July 23rd, 2008 at 1:25 am

    what did thinks taste of before chickens were around

  168. shane weldon Says:
    July 26th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    the buttered toast and cat thing—
    the cat and toast would spin creating a vaccuum in space sucking everything up and putting the earth in a void in space crating a black hole which would then take us off the map of the universe and all the other planets would laugh at us because they already knew what would happen.

  169. Jess Says:
    July 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Answer to “Why is there braille on the drive through ATM?”

    It’s because the driver of the car may not necessarily be the one taking money from his/her bank. They may have a blind passenger who is the one getting money.

    And a question: who was the first person to think “Hey, look at that chicken. I’m going to cook and eat the next thing that comes out of its ass!” ?

    That is all :)

  170. aqua Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    if money is made from paper, and paper is made from trees…does money grow from trees?

  171. JJ Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    if brownies werent brown…what wud they b called?…if they were green..wud they b greenies?

  172. Chris Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am

    To 125: Most?

    If you have a midlife crisis at 15, will you die when your 30?

    Who was the first person to say “Meat tastes good, but it will taste even better in ball form!”

    How many spots do the 101 dalmatians have?

    If Eve was the only woman on earth, who did her son do it with?

  173. wtf Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    to 139 if you dive into a tub of dry ice the towel will not be neccessary because your whole body would be burned off.
    dry ice is HOT!

  174. Jay Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    funny funny funny crud dudes
    nice work =)

  175. Ruby Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    What if someone died in the livin room??

    Would you need a silencer if you were going to shoot a mime??

    When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it??

    Where is Old Zealand??

    Why are violets blue and not violet??

    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets??

    Why do feet smell and noses run??

  176. Ruby Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    After they make styrophoam, what do they ship it in??

    How is it possible to “run out of space”??

    What would happen if you actually swallow a pride??

    What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company??

    How do you get off a non-stop flight??

  177. Jay Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 6:33 am

    to Ruby, “what do they call a coffee break at the lipton tea company?” – A COFFEE BREAK…
    [its really not that tough you just have to put your mind to it and figure it out. =)

  178. Anonymous Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 5:52 am

    163.
    zealand is located in the flatlands lands of the netherlands.

  179. Jay Says:
    August 6th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    166 – Anonymous dude,
    you sound really smart. could u tutor me in like every subject??
    i need some help. :D

  180. johnson Says:
    August 7th, 2008 at 5:39 am

    can i ask you a question?

  181. Rick Says:
    August 7th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Have you ever tried to buy a “Kit and Kabootle”? You can buy the kit, but they’re always out of Kabootles!

    This, that, and the other – I’ve heard people say, “I’ll take this and that”, but you have to buy the other, it’s a set!

    Why do they put a post office box out in front of the post office? You’re already there!

  182. sirpukesalot Says:
    August 7th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

    Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

    When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

    If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

  183. kerwin Says:
    August 9th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    i would really like som1 to answer #161, the last question. tnx!

    answer to what’s so impossible in mission impossible? – the mission ;p

  184. Ashey Says:
    August 9th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    LMAO?
    if your “laughing your ass off” where does it go?

  185. JoeMan Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 7:47 am

    Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents?

  186. Alex Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    Answer to #155, fat and slim chance.

    Fat chance is used sarcastically, so literally meaning slim chance. Slim meaning small, so :. small chance.

  187. yo Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:02 am

    #85.if the temp was zero degrees and it was twice as cold tomoro it wud be -2 degrees.duuhh

  188. yo Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:03 am

    #161; eve wasn’t the only woman on earth, she had other children so obviously her son did it with her daughter..which makes them inbread hahah

  189. liamrulz Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 5:22 am

    why aren’t french fries all made in france?

    is it me or are these questions getting worse?

  190. lora roara Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    why do rhetorical questions exist …and most cannot b answered?

  191. Truth is... Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    #186. You need not try to straighten #85. Any number times Zero is Zero (including the number Two) Therefore #85′s question is a logical one!

  192. policeman Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    If you are innocent until proven guilty, they why are you arrested and sent to jail before your trial?

  193. Aimee Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    If a blind person was born blind, and they haev enver seen anything in their life, can tehy see their dreams?

  194. kennyG Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    Do blind people take their dogs skydiving??

  195. Alycia Says:
    August 16th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    why would a blind person go skydiving they wouldnt kno when to pull the string and i dont think there sog will do it for them. n.e way

    if ur in ur car and ur going 2x the speed of light and u turn on ur head lights would they work?

  196. milicarrr :) Says:
    August 16th, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    why is charlie short for charles when they’re the same number of letters?

    how come you never hear father in law jokes?

    why do psychics have to ask for your name?

    if emos are so non-conformist how come they all look the same?

    what if someone became addicted to therapy; if so, how would you treat them?

  197. aurora Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    how about you put some funny ones on here

  198. sullivan Says:
    August 21st, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    ok i have some REAL funny ones…

    How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest,
    but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

    If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes.

    Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?

    Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?

    What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

    If “Con” is the Opposite of “Pro”….then what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

    Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients….
    but DISH WASHING LIQUID comtains real lemons?

    How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn’t grow in it?

    Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

    Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to “CURE” it?

    Why do we wash BATH TOWELS-aren’t we clean when we use them?

    Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?

    Why doesn’t GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?

    Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it?

    What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

    If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
    is it considered a hostage situation?

    Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow,
    only to be troubled and insecure?

    What’s another word for synonym?

    Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

    When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

    When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

    Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

    Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why do they report power outages on TV?

    What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

    Is it possible to be totally partial?

    If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

    Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?

    Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

    If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

    If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

    If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

    If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

    Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

    Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    If the cop arrests a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

    Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

  199. ehh you know Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    so your question was pointless

  200. me Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    what happens if a black cat with a rabbit’s foot in its mouth crosses your path?

  201. jorge Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    can you get hit by a parked cat while chasing a dead cat?

  202. Lintwurm Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    If Rabbit feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
    ____________________________________________________

    Isn’t Disney world just a people trap managed by a mouse?
    ____________________________________________________

    If you wear a teflon suite, can you ever get into a sticky situation?
    ____________________________________________________

  203. Loozafish Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    well the thing with tarzan shaving with a knife, yeah you could read the books or whatever but ask yourself, how do you think he knew that he had to shave, or how to shave??? The question isn’t as stupid as you make it out to be!!!

  204. Loozafish Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    What do you mean you couldn’t make a round box to squish into a flatpack. If you make the box just a little bigger than the pizza then i would be easier to fit it into a flatpack because the pizza is actually smaller than the original square box. It simple really, if you think about it. And why do people always try to make logical sense of these questions without really thinking about it. if you want to answer these questions make sure your answer makes sense before you post it OK!!

  205. sawah Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    how can you wake up dead?

  206. SmackAHobo Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 2:47 am

    Here’s 2 that haven’t been posted:

    Is God so almighty that he can create a wall so high that he himself cannot climb over?

    What came first, the chicken or the egg?

    Why do they call it “run over” when you get hit by a car? You aint running.

  207. hate hater Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Why does it say “may contain peanuts” on peanut wrappers?

  208. Amanda! =D Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    haha nice to know this stuff! lol

  209. Rosie Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 7:05 am

    Woahhh. theres heaps of these things.. haha
    i like the diarrhea 1
    lol
    xx

  210. Ashleigh Says:
    September 11th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    why do they call it chili when its hot?

  211. Nathan Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    If my roommate can perfect the art of astral projection, why can’t he astral project himself to a job interview?

  212. Sir.Q Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    If a man says that he can only tell lies would you belive him?

  213. Anonymous Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    why is that everyone driving faster that you an idoit
    and everyone driving slower that you is a moron??

  214. Anonymous Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 3:21 am

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

  215. Billiam Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Mebbe you’ve all heard these ones before, so apologies if I’ve sucessfully managed to waste your time :)

    Why doesnt quicksand work quick?

    Why are fight rings square?

    And why do we call it a “Guinea pig”, when its not from Guinea, nor is a pig?

  216. steve Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    funny is as funny does

  217. Tex Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 10:40 am

    haha 214 thats interesting hahahaha

  218. Laura Says:
    September 22nd, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    If pink is the new black, what’s the new pink?

  219. 142iq Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    If you were to go to shoot a mime, would you need a silencer?

  220. chocolate lover Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 7:10 am

    iF BARBiE iS SO POPULAR WHY DO U HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS??

  221. bhari Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?

    >>> you will start oscillating in Simple harmonic motion since gravity will pull you all the time.

  222. shredder Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    why is there braille telling you what a “Caution: HOT!” sign is saying? Or the same question for a “Do Not Touch!” sign…

  223. feonixfire5 Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    hi me again
    there’s a law in washington that if u have crimminal records, u have to call the police and tell them what crime you’re going to do before u do it.
    well, if u were going to rob a bank, what would be the point if u were just going to get arrested when u arrived?

  224. Dale Says:
    September 29th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    If you spill detergent on the floor… is your floor dirty or clean?

  225. ForeverStonedDevil Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    Ok, a lot of this is really, really funny and I “laughed my ass off” but #204 you should make sure you know what your talking about before you post something! Flat pack refers to the way boxes are shipped. They are shipped flat and then folded when they arrive at their destination. Round boxes would be huge when flat and waste material when cut and space when flat and cost extra to ship because of their larger size. No wonder you call yourself Looza. You said it not me. #206 The egg. Think about it… eggs have been around since the dinosaurs. Looooooooooong before the chicken. Thanks for the chuckles too everyone that’s not a Looza.

  226. Ash Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 8:22 am

    If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?

    What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?

    What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?

    If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

  227. Anonymous Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    if a turtle loses it’s shell is it naked or homeless

  228. themanatonw Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Why do they put the “do not turn upside down” signs on the bottom of boxes

  229. Bennn Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    in peter pan what was captain hook’s name before the crocodile bit his hand off? captain hand?

  230. JKG Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    How can you half assume?

  231. The Shadow Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    If your mad people say “take a chill pill”. Then what happens if your sad are you supposed to take a “hot” pill?

  232. The Shadow Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Ok me again….LOL!….If you’re walking down a road and come across a fork in the raod and theres a girl standing in between the fork and one path leads to trueville and one leads to lieville. What question could you ask the girls to get to trueville? P.S. yes you do not know if she is from lieville or trueville.

  233. Mrad Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    If justin brought sexy back, where did sexy go?

  234. WTF Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    this cite is great

  235. Rockerchick Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    If you cross a bulldog with a Shih tzu, would it be considered a bullshit?

  236. M Rad :) Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Why do people repeat the same question?wtf. Give me something new and fresh! I’ve heard all of these before. And were did sexy go?

  237. I Am Me :) Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    If The Operator For 911 Has A Heart Attack, Who Does He/She Call?

    How Comes When You Blow In A Dogs Face It Gets Mad, But Its In A Car It Sticks Its Head Out The Window?

  238. lilly Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    why is this funny

  239. Michael Says:
    October 12th, 2008 at 6:44 am

    Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
    Can you daydream at night?
    Why can’t donuts be square?

  240. coolio924 Says:
    October 12th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Why is it that the crew of gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a cocconut but can’t fix a hole in a boat

  241. theguitarheroIII Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    if your square and it means your boring,if someone calls you round does it mean your exiting? and if so, what does being called triangle mean?

  242. lincoln Says:
    October 17th, 2008 at 6:55 am

    226
    ask her to point out the path which does not lead to her home town. that way she will always point to lieville

  243. Calum of ENGLAND Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 4:43 am

    No.198 ‘sullivan’;
    1.They are called ‘Hamburgers’ because the were invented in ‘Hamburg’ – ‘Germany’
    2. if a turtle loses its shell it’s Dead because it is part of it’s body.

    No.187 ‘yo’;
    0/2 is not -2 it’s 0!

    No.183 ‘kerwin’;
    Number 161 or ‘Immortal_Heaven’ didn’t ask any questions.

    No.139 ‘Dipstick101′;
    Good point why do americans call ‘Petrol’ or ‘Petroleum’ to be precise ‘Gas’ it’s a F**king Liquid!

    Do you agree than Nothing is Better than ‘having anything you want’. Do you also agree that ‘bread’ is Better than Nothing. If so that means ‘Bread’ is better than ‘having anything you want’. :P

    Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

    A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother. (Ahh time paradox)

    Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be ‘no’?

    Let’s say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let’s also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?

    I conclude with this challenge:
    Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he can not pick up!

  244. Calum of ENGLAND Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 4:45 am

    I’ll correct that, you can NOT devide 0 by 2! it’s impossible!

  245. Somewhere in illinois Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    ok i’ll correct u ‘calum of ENGLAND’
    its not DIVIDING, its multiplying and “0″ multiplied by anything is “0″

    so it’ll just keep being “0″ everyday and it will never be twice as cold

  246. Somewhere in illinois Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    ok heres a question…….

    how come whenever u see signs that say “Stay off grass” or “Caution: HOT” or “Caution: Wet Paint” or “Caution: Wet Floor,” u just have to go and step on the grass JUST ONCE, and u have to go and quickly touch watever is hot, and u just have to lightly touch the wet paint, and u just have to walk across the wet floor?

    ya. idiots…

  247. dandee Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    answer to #127:
    Does Victoria have a secret?
    -yeah her name is Victor

  248. Anonymous Says:
    October 26th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    187 no becuse 2×0 is 0

  249. shawnel Says:
    October 27th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why does Goofy stand up straight and Pluto is on all fours, when they are both dogs?

    Does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing both of those songs?

  250. Somewhere else in Illinois Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Answer to 239: Gas is an abbreviation of the words “Ethanol Gasoline.” Which happens to be a liquid.

    And something else to for everyone to ponder…

    Why is it called a club sandwhich when anyone can enjoy it?

  251. Sam Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

  252. Sam Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 8:48 am

    Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

    In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

    Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?

    If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?

    Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

    Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for monosyllabic ?

    If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

    Why are black boxes yellow?

  253. lala Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    If a fly does not have wings, what can we call it “a walk”?

  254. monkeyman Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    Victor??????? how is that a secret?

  255. simon Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 4:55 am

    to #247 “If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?” becuase if you “move” 10 miles away that will be your home so accidents will still happen to you 5 miles from where your new home is

  256. blabla Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 5:07 am

    to #218, if ur scared half to death twice, uve got a quarter left becuase, if you get scared half to death, then uve got a half left, then scared half to death again, uve got a quarter left

  257. lillie Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    why do our feet smell and or nose run?
    what is the speed of dark?
    why doesnt glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
    if vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
    if an orange is an orange, ehy isnt a yellow a yellow?

  258. joe-bob Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    if a tree falls on a mime in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound?

  259. sup Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off

  260. Corloof Says:
    November 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    who was the first person 2 think, I love ping pong. LETS MAKE IT VIRTUAL!

    can u giv home work 2 a homeless kid?

    What color is the food chain?

    why do people say “i luv u like the brother i never had” it doesnt make sense! no one likes their siblings! they r HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    why do they call it sky diving if there’s no water?

    what if i CAN believe its not butter?

    who IS Bob Saggot?

  261. kayla Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    once you delete mail that has already been deleted..where does it go?

  262. pat Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    why do water bottles have ingridient labels on them?

  263. karen Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    If no one has ever seen santa how do they know what his laugh is like???

  264. mr91092 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Why is it if a man peeps on a woman while she’s undressing its called peeping, but when a woman peeps on a man while he’s undressing the call it indecent exposure?

  265. kingdiggler Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 7:03 am

    Why do bags of nuts have may contain nuts opn it? I hope it bloody does.

  266. kingdiggler Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 7:05 am

    and why is abbrevate such a long word ref#248

  267. glenn Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    what is yours but everybodyelse uses it ? Your name

  268. annoumous Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    why is it when someone wants to ask a stupid question they say…can i ask a stupid question. some say that there are no stupid questions, but this just tops it.

  269. Tim Says:
    November 20th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    If u put a hot dog in the fridge is it just a dog??

    what was captain hooks name before he got a hook for a hand??

  270. oooooo Says:
    November 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am

    you people have no lives!! im sorry…… not really but still. you have no lives!

  271. L&A Says:
    November 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 am

    Why is it that people repeatedly post questions that have actual and logical answers already???

  272. Supermac18 Says:
    November 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    why is it that supermac got half his whys? off of here

  273. Caroline Says:
    November 23rd, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    if toothpaste came out your nose would everything smell minty fresh

  274. =] Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 12:36 am

    why am i so awesome?

  275. mr91092 Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    So 2 atoms are walking on the street and one says ‘wait! i dropped an electron!’ and the other one says “are you sure?” and the other says ‘yeah I’m positive!”

  276. Temps Says:
    November 26th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Why is a dark room called a dark room when its not dark?

  277. o_o Says:
    November 26th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    yes, if you drop soap it does get dirty. verrrryy dirty. haha.

  278. allison Says:
    November 28th, 2008 at 12:21 am

    if ur on a plane 2 canada and ur coming from the US when u cross into canada does the drinking age change on the plane?

  279. allison Says:
    November 28th, 2008 at 12:23 am

    how would they get a fire out if the fire was at a trick birthday candle factory?

    wouldnt it just blow out and come back?

  280. udontknowme Says:
    November 28th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    hey #170 money ismade from wool fibers… not paper… so money doesnt grow on trees….

    What do chinese keyboards look like?

  281. x3 Katrina 08 Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 1:37 am

    How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray?

  282. Anonymous Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    waste of time

  283. andfdcvgfvg Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Hey #278 you’re as stupid as the page suggests
    conventional money IS made from paper
    other material MAY be used but wool fibers are NOT on hat list stupid

  284. SPOT Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    WHERE THE HELL IS WALDO!!!!!!!!

  285. Big D Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    If Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t even cares, WHY THE HELL DOES HE KEEPS ON DOIN IT?

  286. SPOT Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    JUST WHERE THE HELL IS WALDO!!?? AND/OR CARMEN SAN DIEGO…

  287. Stewie Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    why is a groundhog called a ground “hog”

    why did the word “nut” come from

  288. »-εναη-»♥ Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    ok, to answer that zero degrees question…
    lets say it was fifteen degrees on ‘wednesday’, and then zero degrees on ‘thursday’, to be as twice as cold on the day after that, ‘friday’, it would have to be negative fifteen degrees… i havent figured out what would happen if it was a negative # on ‘wednesday’… :\

  289. some idiot Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    ¿uʍop ǝpısdn uoıʇsǝnb ɐ ʇsod ʇoıpı ǝɯos pןnoʍ ʎɥʍ

  290. JD Says:
    December 4th, 2008 at 7:04 am

    does it make sense to alcohol swab the area of a person that will receive a lethal injection?

  291. Anonymous Says:
    December 4th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    A lot here & not sure if this is already up there somewhere or not, one of my fav’s:

    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to???

  292. Anonymous Says:
    December 4th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    ****95****

    bc the world likes to laugh at others pain. not even kidding

  293. mr91092 Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    giving up is for quitters

  294. Emily Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Canericans belong in Canerica….dont ask

  295. varouj Says:
    December 6th, 2008 at 5:54 am

    Do stairs go up or down

  296. =)) Says:
    December 6th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    281 do your research properly! Paper money, is made from paper made of rags. Cotton or linen fabric is beaten to create cotton or linen fibers. You have probably heard of “rag paper” or “fine linen writing paper.” This is where it comes from

  297. Pissin on u Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 9:49 am

    What is it called if ur braids lock?

    Why is it called ur sunday’s best if u wear it on the monday?

    Why do people make loud nosies when there tryin to be quiet?

  298. Pastor Mase Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Why are they called mythbusters and they futher enhance the myths?

  299. Anonymous Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    if we stand straight up, & were on the side of the earth, then technically aren’t we standing sideways??? the only place you would stand up would be north pole && south pole, you would stand upside down!!

  300. Bosnian07 Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    Do bald people use body wash or conditioner to wash their heads?

  301. Zane Says:
    December 12th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    if a seven eleven is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year …why are there locks on the doors.

  302. Douglas Says:
    December 13th, 2008 at 2:42 am

    Are you SURE the 24 hour bar is open?

  303. Amy xoxo♥ Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    why do they call it quick sand if it sinks u down slowly???

  304. MEgan Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    If the k is silent in knife, then why the hell is it there in the first place.? Take it out its confusin me! Have you ever found the need for a silent letter in you own person life? “my name is bob. that b-k-o-b” “no dude your name is bkob.

  305. paul Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    I wonder what the first guy to milk a cow was thinking???

  306. martin Says:
    December 17th, 2008 at 6:16 am

    Do crabs think we walk sideways??

  307. Samurai Says:
    December 17th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    If an insect transmitted you a disease that killed you. Does it go to Hell?

  308. poOp Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 1:46 am

    why are you guys stupid

  309. NotaFro Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 2:48 am

    was the orange named after the colour, or the colour after the fruit?

    who decided that a swear word was a swear word?

    what is the purpose of a hiccup?

    why does it take a couple of seconds for me to feel my hand burning when if i cut it i feel it straight away?

    why is there a raised black ring around most people’s irises?

    is there a point to moles (the ones on your skin, not the little mammals underground, although…)?

  310. LittlePyromaniac Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    to question 95:

    physics say that anything in motion has the tendency to move at the same speed, so the headlights would work
    at three times the speed of light i think…….

  311. Wolfpak Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 9:22 am

    To #187…. Zero multiplied by 2 is still zero.

    As for the one about the teflon and the frying pan, the teflon is sprayed on in liquid form, then baked onto the surface.

    Lightning would actually be slower if it didn’t zig-zag. It follows the path of least resistance to earth.

  312. SuperMasterMind Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    ok number 232 i have the answer you ask her if people can breathe under water lie vile will say yes and truth ville will say no.
    ____________________________________________________

    This sentence is false.

  313. SuperMasterMind Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    How do wet suits keep you dry?

  314. m@++h3w Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 11:34 am

    who was the first person to look at a cow and say “ill just pull on these dangly things and drink whatever comes out

  315. Thorne Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    If the unicorn is indeed invisible, then how do we KNOW it is pink?

  316. black1888 Says:
    December 26th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    @:why is it impossible to suffocate by holding you’re breath?
    well its because you dont control you’re breathing, well not completley. it would be like stopping your heart to beat, you just cant control it

    @: if money is made from paper, and paper is made from trees…does money grow from trees?
    nope. paper is just made out of a tree’s bark

    @: does it make sense to alcohol swab the area of a person that will receive a lethal injection?
    ofc, have you ever seen those yellow and red telephones. if one of them rings… well sure you will figure it out

    @: Do stairs go up or down
    they do not go anywhere. they stand. they can only LEAD to somewhere, and that depends on youre posiotion

    @:If an insect transmitted you a disease that killed you. Does it go to Hell?
    nope. according to christian dogmas, animals dont o to heaven nor hell ,)

    @:What weighs more: A ton of feathers or a ton of rocks?
    a ton of rocks ;)

    @:If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
    actually not always, but in most f the times. anyway the cat will (depends on the hight) fall onto her legs, because she is heavier than a toast

    @: Can you cry underwater?
    sure you can. but you wouldt fell the tears on your face

    @: if men and women are made in gods image does that mean god is a hermaphrodite?
    nope, it doesnt reffer on the ACTUAL image, as photography

    ok that enough for now

  317. Can't think of a name Says:
    December 26th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Do bald people clean there head with soap or shampoo?

    Is something impossible possible because in impossible there is the word possible?

  318. Matrak Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    What was the name of the first man on earth?

  319. justa asshole Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Why do blindmen wear sunglasses?

  320. apoel Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 6:03 am

    #214 i think its because of the thermostats that the factories produce…they put 30-90 degrees celcious thermostats cause they are the most common and cheap

  321. apoel Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 6:09 am

    #280 i once asked a chinese person how do they text msg when they have 2000 symbols?:) do you know how? they actualy write the text msg in ENGLISH and the english characters are automatically translated to chinese or japanese symbols:) isnt it cool?:)

  322. steven Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    since vampires dont cast a reflection how do they get there hair looking so nice

  323. jackkk Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    ha ha lmao

  324. glossygirl Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:05 am

    #315 well to me if you belive in God i would say that tht adam was the first man on earth but there cud have been other ppl to walk the earth but how would tht be possible if the world was nothing but dirt before God fixed it up

  325. teej55 Says:
    January 8th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    why is it when we r driving and lookin for an address, we turn down the music?

  326. joker Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    wow. you friggin idiots, twice 0 in temperature form is absolute zero, which is −459.67°F. its simple physics -.-

  327. kirsito Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    if you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, will they do anything?

  328. mr91092 Says:
    January 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    What if i can belive its not butter? then what happens

  329. lil' ninja Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    What is the Plural form of mongoose?
    How deep would the ocean be without the sponges?

  330. Chris K Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for ‘normal’ people at the Special Olympics?

  331. IFoundACarrot Says:
    January 25th, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Have times ever been easy for people?

  332. Paul Williams Says:
    January 26th, 2009 at 7:26 am

    To the bloke who asked why do wetsuits keep you dry. Your on drugs wetsuits dont keep you try. There is an invention called a dy suit that keeps you dry though

  333. Zach Says:
    January 27th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    If pie is so good why is math boring

  334. Paul Williams Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 5:24 am

    Why do skinny chicks think they are fat? It really is very annoying

  335. CJ Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    the person who makes it doesn’t need it,
    the person who buys it doesn’t use it,
    the person who uses it doesn’t know they’re using it what is it?

    answer: a coffin

  336. random dude Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    people need to stop answering these guestions, seriously

  337. Gary4sybaris Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 9:43 am

    If the plural of Mouse is Mice why is the plural of House not Hice???

    If the past tense of sit is sat… why is the past tense of Fit not Fat???

  338. me Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    If i told you everything i ever tell you is a lie, was that a lie?

  339. Stevan Hogg Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 8:03 am

    What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?

  340. Stevan Hogg Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 8:11 am

    Is it appropriate to say “good mourning” at a funeral?

  341. Stevan Hogg Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 8:12 am

    When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

  342. Freja! (pronounced Freya) Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 11:52 am

    If A Fly Had NO WIngs Would It Be called A WAlk ?? :S

  343. gracie Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    If a duck only has one leg, does it swim in circles?

    PLEASE people….these questions are for fun – no need to answer them and be soooo serious! That’s why these are funny – stupid questions!!

  344. mi33_S Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 1:24 am

    Sorry Its Me again got a few more:

    * If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

    * If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

  345. Stevan Hogg Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 7:50 am

    If Neil Armstrong was the first man to step on to the Moon. Who was the first man to step on to the Earth ?

  346. rushore Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    Do you realize that we put a man on the moon before wheeled luggage was invented?

    Why do doctors leave them room when you get undressed, then ask you to remove your gown?

    Has anyone ever eaten toast from a toaster set to the highest setting? Should the appliance then be called a “crapper”.

    Why did the Gilligan’s Island gang bother to build a whole village out of wood and thatch when their wooden boat had a 6′ hole in it?

    Wile E Coyote spent thousands of dollars buying ACME crap trying to catch one meal. Wouldn’t take-out have been cheaper?

    Why do people say “You know what?” before telling you what “what” is?

    If a person says “A penny for your thoughts”, and you put in your two cents, do you get change?

    If sliced bread is #1, that is the worst top ten list ever!

    Answer: The word “dictionary” is in fact in the dictionary. The definition says “Me”.

  347. Anon Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    You’re all going to jail for plagiarizing Steven Wright…

  348. rushore Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    The question isn’t if the word “dictionary” is in the dictionary, but why. Seems to me, if you looked it up, you already figured it out.

    If you “call it a day” when your leaving work, what do you call it the rest of the time?

    Don’t you think it would have been more accurate to call it a “large sour orange”?

    How do we really know the bystanders were innocent?

  349. LeBron Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    if i buried my lava lamp, would it become a magma lamp?

  350. Matt Landers Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?

  351. mike Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    to 135. victoria was actually victor who was gay and liked womens clothing so that was his secret

  352. mike Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    to 137 not 135

  353. nonya Says:
    February 12th, 2009 at 7:54 am

    to 304
    stop copying katt williams and put ur own shit on here

  354. Jazzy Says:
    February 13th, 2009 at 8:20 am

    to # 119
    Victorias secret is that victoria is actaully victor, a man.

  355. a panda Says:
    February 14th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    if i hate haters does that make me a hater?

  356. Darrell12 Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    What is Satan’s last name?

    Do prison buses have emergency exits?

    If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

  357. hi Says:
    February 21st, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    if one sinchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to?

  358. mr91092 Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    This one person asked me if i wear my glasses all the time and i said ‘ no i just take them off when i’m done seeing”

  359. mr91092 Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Did you know the word “Gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?
    Gotcha!

  360. MEGGGGhehe Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    answering #124
    beacher Says:
    y do they call a hot dog, a hot dog?

    Well if they called them pig lip and ass hole burgers not one would eat them

  361. Sara Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am

    If there is Dr. Pepper, why isn’t there a Dr. Salt?

    Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland Green?

    Why is goose-geese but moose isn’t meese?

    If someone is missing, and there is a reward offered, if they turn themselves in, do they get the reward?

  362. bobbina Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    to no.275 thats the same joke my chemistry teacher taught us… it wasnt funny the first time and definitly not the 2nd time. mainly because i ddnt understand it…

  363. Freedom. Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    If air has a scent, what does it smell like?

  364. Jasmine Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    I tested positive for sexy,
    I’m allergic to haters,
    My blood type is ballin’
    My pulse is pimpin’
    and the doctor says this is why im hot. :-)

    I LOVE YOU HARLEY

  365. babygirl Says:
    March 1st, 2009 at 2:23 am

    If northern birds fly south for the winter, where do the southern birds go?

  366. Stevan Hogg Says:
    March 4th, 2009 at 6:24 am

    If mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wonder if mothers from China use Toothpicks !

  367. Steve Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Is it legal to yell movie in a fire house?

  368. Stevan Hogg Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it’s schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it’s cute?

  369. Stevan Hogg Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 11:30 am

    Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons ?

  370. Stevan Hogg Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    If Pringles are “so good that once you pop, you can’t stop” why do they come with a resealable lid ?

  371. Stevan Hogg Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 11:41 am

    If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?

  372. Stevan Hogg Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 11:46 am

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their genetials when they ask where the bathroom is ?

  373. Curiousity-killed-the-teen Says:
    March 7th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Why do Americans, shorten ‘Gasoline’ to ‘Gas’ when it’s clearly a liquid?

  374. cda Says:
    March 8th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    three blondes walk into a bar… the third one ducks.. :)

    ha ha get it, bar? like a bar NOT a bar that u get drinks at

  375. yaaaay Says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    hmm…if a cow sneezed would milk come out it’s nose????

  376. BEW Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 7:22 am

    No. 132, a fly without no wings would still have wings. However, a fly “with no wings” or “without wings” would not.

  377. Sam Says:
    March 19th, 2009 at 4:09 am

    Answer to #98; from steel sheep of course :D

  378. Fonzie Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    @#203: It actually is as stupid as originally thought. He probably wouldn’t have known the word ‘shaving’ but that wouldn’t stop him. You can’t expect a baby to know that it’s crawling when it is.

    Anyway, here’s lame one:
    Why do vegetarians say they care about the environment? They obviously don’t. They’re eating the plants.

  379. patricia Says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 am

    If Santa knows whether anyone’s been bad or good, how come he’s never called to testify in court?

  380. x.Jade-Louise.x Says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 am

    315.# Actually a ton of rocks and a ton of feathers weigh the same because they both weigh a ton :)

  381. x.Jade-Louise.x Says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 8:15 am

    If A Snail Lost Its Shell Would It Be Homeless or Naked??

  382. missdmac Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    what was the best thing before sliced bread??

  383. annnnnnonymous Says:
    March 26th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    if -273 degrees Celsuis (0 Kelvin) is the absolute zeropoint (the temperature moleculs are completely motionless) what would the absolute toppoint?

  384. me Says:
    March 27th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    the answer to all these questons is chuck norris

  385. Alex... Says:
    March 27th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    When you eat a doughnut, what happens to the hole?

    Why can’t you tickle yourself?

    If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?

    Is a frogs butt watertight?

    Hmm…

  386. me Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 10:41 am

    if a cowboy rides into town on friday stays two nights and leaves on friday…. how does he do it

  387. andrew Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    i just wanna say, anyone posting answers to any of the questions are retards, go get a life.

  388. mrrr mr Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 3:06 am

    why do they say leave you seatbelts on incase of some unexpected turbulence? doesnt this mean you are expecting it

  389. Kerry Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 4:27 am

    why is it people announce their names at AA meeting? Its called Alcholics Anonomys (sp?)but yet they say Hi my name is (insert name) and I’m an alcoholic? This aplies to all similar groups with anonyms.

  390. corey Says:
    April 3rd, 2009 at 9:20 am

    385…the horse’s name is friday

  391. Smarty Says:
    April 4th, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    2 #188 yea yo did u fail math cuz if it was 0 degrees today n will b 2x’s dat 2morrow it wud b simlistic 2 say tht da weathr channel u watch is run by retards bcuz it is simple mathematic concept dat any # times 0 is 0 DUH dats like elementary school rite ther

  392. Smarty Says:
    April 4th, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    sry meant simplistic not simlistic

  393. Alex Says:
    April 5th, 2009 at 6:11 am

    If we call english muffins english muffins, do the english call them plain muffins?

  394. Anonymous Says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    if you guys werent drunk, these wouldent be funny.

  395. hiii Says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    #405 dosent make sence

  396. annonamouss Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    actually the hamburger was invented in connecticut

    241 being a triangle means you like threesomes.

  397. YUM YUM Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    why do people ask can i ask you a question but they just did

  398. meatkleevar Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    whats the worst thing about being an athiest?

    no one to talk to during na orgasm!!!

  399. meatkleevar Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    in response 2 th q about why isnt 11 called onety one. what would 111 be called?…. think about it!

  400. Siebs Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    which came first the chicken or the egg

  401. patricia Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    What I want to know is who’s Dick Hurtz?

  402. some one with an opinion! Says:
    April 12th, 2009 at 4:10 am

    heyy just some one who loves sites like these!
    i have a comment to make and to submitt a “crazy thought”!
    first of all; why is it when people ask you the question ” if you were strandered on an deserted island what are the three things you would take with you?” why doensn’t anyone ever say a boat with fuel?
    and secondly everyone who is just making other people feel bad by taking the micky out of everyones quotes GET OVER YOUR SELVES! if you dont like it why are you still reading? seriously. and everyone who answers these questions GET A LIFE ASWELL! if you dont like these types of questions why are you here reading them all?
    thanks for listening!

  403. egad911 Says:
    April 13th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    If there is a middle school and then a high school, why isn’t elementry school accually called low school?

  404. egad911 Says:
    April 13th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    ok joker/325 none cares these are supposed to be funny and stupid so don’t flip out at people its not cool.

  405. say whatttt Says:
    April 13th, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    aqua, 170, surprisingly money accually isn’t made from paper, it is really made from cotton and linen. No big deal though!

  406. Phil O. Sofer Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Can a blind person be dyslexic?
    Can a deaf person hear the voices in their head?

  407. T-dawg Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 12:53 am

    who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop

  408. Physics. Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 2:43 am

    if a tree falls in the woods and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

    no it doesnt.. sound is vibration through the air and our ears are the recivers.. so therefor if there is no reciever, then there is no sound!
    highschool physic isnt a waste of time after all!
    :)

  409. Sothun Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “Let’s squeeze this dangly thingy over here and drink what comes out of it.”?

  410. PriKle Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 2:17 am

    who was the first guy to watch the round white objec come out of the chicken’s arse and say “this will go nicely with my bacon.”

  411. ohsydneyy (: Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    to 315 , a ton of feathers and a ton of rocks would weigh the same because a ton is 2000 pounds , and it doesn’t matter whether it’s a rock or a feather .

  412. idalia Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    #169 i think
    shane weldon

    the buttered toast and cat thing—
    the cat and toast would spin creating a vaccuum in space sucking everything up and putting the earth in a void in space crating a black hole which would then take us off the map of the universe and all the other planets would laugh at us because they already knew what would happen.

    hahahaha i was fuckin cracking up!!

    #397.. meatkleevar
    didnt find as funny

    but i did intertain myself a good two hrs here!
    and thats that i read up to like the good 300 first ones

  413. mr91092 Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

  414. Fallen22 Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    When we run out of time,where is it running to?

  415. Fallen22 Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    If time didn’t exist,how would we know when to stop what we’re doing?

  416. smiley Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    ok, about the “double of 0 degrees” thing again…
    just think about it in another unit. for example 0 degrees celsius= 273 kelvin. twice as cold would be 136,5 kelvin, or -136,65 degrees celsius.

    i know a lot of you guys here think it’s stupid to answer the questions, but since someone already tried i figured it wouldn’t hurt to at least give you the right answer.

    anyways, love this site!!!

  417. Sniper Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Id butter always lands face down, and a cat always lands on its feet – what happens if you strap a slice of toast to the back of a cat?

  418. mr91092 Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    i love this site i don’t care what anybody says

  419. EChrp3moKd Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Why do we wash towel’s aren’t we already clean when we use them?

  420. Boster Says:
    April 27th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    If a pair of male identical twins marry another pair of female identical twins and have babies, will their kids look the same?

  421. u-dont-care Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 2:18 am

    to 108 and 85
    the temperature will always be 0, because any number multiplied by 0 equals cero, and 108 you are watching so much tv that you are forgeting about real life…

  422. Anonymous Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    HEY VICTOR WHATS UR SECRET ???

  423. Dave Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    He’s so dense he bends light

  424. Cheesy cheese Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 2:52 am

    When you hurt yourself why do people ask if you’re all right when your actually half left?

  425. .1..1..1.1. Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    if blood rushes out ur nose when ur upside down dose blood rush out ur ass when ur upside right?? lmfao!! hahaha

  426. Cheese Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Why is it we call less candy “fun sized”? What’s so fun about less candy???

  427. Pshyeah Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Who cleans Spider-Man’s web off the buildings?

    Why does no one realize that Clark Kent is just Superman with glasses?

    And the chicken came first, or else there would be nothing to guard the egg. :P

  428. Chris Says:
    May 15th, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Why do we only say we’re under the weather when we’re sick? We’re always under the weather.

  429. Samm Says:
    May 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Why does the sun lighten your hair but darken your skin?

  430. Lyss Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    @What weighs more a ton of feathers or a ton of rocks.

    They both weigh a ton, so neither. They weight the same amount.

  431. Stevan Hogg Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Just what is the “Baby On Board” sign for? Does it help us decide which car not to hit in an accident?

  432. Craigles Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    Why say “Can I Ask A Question?”
    when that itself is a question anyway?

  433. ... Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 8:19 am

    Who needs rhetorical questions?

  434. Vicki Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    for the commet from Tito on #87 when you push the glue bottle to get glue out and then release it air gets inside, its in the chemicals bumb-ass!!

  435. dray64 Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    where did the modern use of the word gay originate from if it originaly meant happy

  436. dray64 Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    why is new york called the big apple? i want to know who came up with that?

  437. dray64 Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    why do your parents always pack like 10 pairs of clothes for a 5 day vacation? its annoying!

  438. dray64 Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    why do people refer to batman as a superhero if he has no superpowers, only gadgets?!

  439. Anonymous Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 5:41 am

    how much can a woodchuck chuck if the wood was wet?

  440. Lee Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Why is water wet?

  441. Lee Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Does Russia have a 4th of July?

  442. mr91092 Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    Did you know that when you have a 50 percent chance of getting something right there is a 90 percent chance you’ll get it wrong?

  443. Lollypop Says:
    May 23rd, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    hi

  444. Calvin Says:
    May 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    if money doesn’t grow on trees,….how come banks have branches??

  445. Donkey Biscuit Says:
    May 26th, 2009 at 3:02 am

    #439 is right. WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

  446. kewlatheist Says:
    May 26th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    “If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”

    Evolution doesn’t say the previous species must die out. A new species branches off, like a tree!
    If there are adults why do we still have children?

  447. Michaela Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

  448. navi Says:
    June 2nd, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    try shooting for the stars even if u miss u will land on moon ..

  449. mikaela Says:
    June 7th, 2009 at 5:09 am

    why do ghosts just passes on a wall|?why did they not fall into the floor?

  450. Murphy's Law Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Which is further…to Houston or by bus?

  451. HAHA Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    170, money is made of cotton fibers, not paper

  452. ki-oh-boi Says:
    June 13th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    When you go to the dentist why do they give you a lolipop???
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    If you had a bad dream in the morning would you call it a Morningmare or Nighmare???
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    When you wake up in the morning you say good monring, but if you wake up in the night would you say goodnight???
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    If a quiz is quizzicle what would a test be???

  453. cliff Says:
    June 14th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    why does a house go up in flames as it burns down

  454. cutie Says:
    June 14th, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    who was the first person to look at a chicken say, im gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its ass?

  455. Matt p Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    How do u know if webster miss spelled a word?
    How come the worlds best pancil is still a #2?
    How come the slowest time of day is called rush hour?

  456. Hannah yingtang Says:
    June 17th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Can a person who uses sign launguage talk with their mouth full?

    why would a dislexic person go to a toga party dressed as a goat?

    do you need oinkment for swineflu?

    why do boys not love ME?

  457. LOL Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 9:23 am

    if the fbi smash your dooor down do they pay for it?

  458. Bilal Says:
    June 21st, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES????

  459. Bilal Says:
    June 21st, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    WHY WIVES SAY TO THEIR HUSBANDS, “MAKE SURE THE MAT RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATH TUB DOESNT GET WET” ????

  460. Rabbit Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    232 The actual question is supposed to be “you’re trying to get to truthville, what one question can you ask to make sure you get there?”

  461. Vhaeraun Says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 9:57 am

    Hey to who ever asked where the donkey was in donkey kong it was actually a translation error from Japanese to English.

  462. Rylee Says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Why is that you buy hot dog buns in packages of 8 but hot dogs in packages of 10??
    maybe everyone wants a bun……

  463. Rylee Says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    why is at drug stores they make the sick people walk all the way to the back while healthy people can buy what they need at the front

    why is that the banks keep both their doors open but then they chain their pens to the desk?

    why is that we put our car that is worth thousands while we put worthless junk in the garage?

    Why does the sun lighten your hair but darken your skin?

  464. Rylee Says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Why cant women put mascara on without closing their mouth??
    Why is it that a man who invests all his money is a broker?
    why isnt there mouse flavored cat food??
    You know that indestructable black box used on a plane? why dont they make the plane out of that stuff??

  465. Anonymous Says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    HEY 146! MAN was created out of Gods image…and woman was created from man.

  466. Maxx the Jedi Says:
    June 30th, 2009 at 12:01 am

    Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

    Is it considered rude to stare at blind people?

    Do infants have as much fun in “infancy” as adults do in “adultry”?

    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

    Can you ever get tired of sleeping?

    Why is it always the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that made you angry in the first place?

  467. woodcock Says:
    July 1st, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    To number 299,
    You wouldn’t stand straight up at the north or south pole even if your question made sense. The earth leans on it’s axis.
    No matter where you are, you’re standing straight up thanks to the earth being round and gravity.

  468. Crazy Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 10:24 am

    Why do some people waste their time in asking these stupid questions??

    Dont they realize thats retarded

  469. carlo Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 4:02 am

    can anyone count abc?

  470. Tom Turkey Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    Why are you looking and reading the comments if u think they’re retarted?
    Its just for some laughs anyway.

  471. Afghankid41 Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    If a Poison is already expired are you going to be killed if you drink it??

  472. Afghankid41 Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    What is Satan’s last name??

  473. anon Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 5:39 am

    When you come to school one day with blonde hair and the next you turn up with brown hair.
    Why do people race up to you and say…
    “Did you die your hair?”

  474. Anonymous Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    toliet seats do protect us from something dumb ass! they protect ur dumb ass from sitting on the cold porcelain

  475. red minnie van Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    wouldn’t it be ironic if lobsters loved jacuzzis, and right before we put them into the boiling water, they think we’re the nicest ppl on earth?

  476. red minnie van Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    if love hurts…why do ppl do it?

  477. red minnie van Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    #181—Why do they put a post office box out in front of the post office? You’re already there!

    answer: after hours…duh

  478. Anonymous Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    how come glues doesnt stick to the inside of the bottle?

    if there is an extra small and an extra large, why arent the extra mediums?

  479. Anonymous Says:
    July 20th, 2009 at 4:04 am

    Why bugss bunny wears no clothing on his body, but puts swiming suit at the pool?

  480. Anonymous Says:
    July 20th, 2009 at 4:06 am

    for 465: it is funny man

  481. mohammed atif Says:
    July 20th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    surrounded by idiots !!!

  482. Me Likey! Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 2:46 am

    If women with big breasts work at Hooters, do people with one leg work at IHOP?

  483. Anonymous Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    # 474 – Because there isn’t air constantly touching the glue for it to try. DUH.

  484. Anonymous Says:
    July 22nd, 2009 at 9:21 am

    answer to the question : if today the temperature is 0 degrees and tommorow is 2 times colder blah blah…the answer is simple u just convert fahrenheit degrees to celcius and u get a number thats dividable by 2 and then u convert back…or vice versa

  485. MWILL115 Says:
    July 23rd, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

  486. Rajat Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 5:42 am

    Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances?

  487. Jimmy Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    If you forge your own signature, is it forgery/

  488. iMuffin Says:
    July 26th, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    Can I sell a goldfish at Cash4gold.com

  489. @$$ Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 10:51 am

    If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

  490. lukas Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    #82 is good point and funny

  491. nimn Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    if your in hell and your mad at someone where do you tell them to go?

  492. KD Says:
    August 1st, 2009 at 12:30 am

    To # 108, great combination.

  493. The yellow sun The purple sku Says:
    August 1st, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    What sound does a bunny make?

  494. Mario Senior Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 4:45 am

    I’m sorry if there are repeats.

    1. If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?

    2. If a cow laughs, does milk comes out of its nose?

    3. If aliens are so smart, then why they kidnap the dumbest people?

    4. If Jesus microwaved a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

    5, If a store is open 24 hours a day, then why are there locks on the front door?

    6. If you died and went to Heaven & seen God face-to-face & he sneezed, what would you say to him?

    7. If Jesus walked on water & slipped, would he smack his face on the water surface or would he drown?

    8. If a time traveler went back in time & kills his grandfather, would he be born?

    9. If Fred Flintstone stopped his car at high speed, would he see a mechanic or a doctor?

    10. If the planet Earth had no water, what would we drink?

    11. If Fabreeze has a “Fresh Air Scent” spray, then what does air smell like?

    12. Why does water bottles come with ingredients?

    13. If ice burns, does fire freezes?

    14. If a mailman delivers your mail, can he delivers his own mail? & if he can’t, who delivers his mail?

    15. If Hell is hot & Satan is thirsty & asks you for a ice cold water in hell, how would you get it?

    16. If a doctor is injured, does he treat himself?

    17. If a cop runs a red light (without the lights on), does he get a ticket? Does he give a ticket to himself?

    18. If a man is schizophrenic & tries to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

    19. If a man is blind from birth, can he have vivid dreams?

    20. If Jesus swears (use profanity), will he be sinned?

    21. If a man is deaf from birth, can he hear voices in his head?

    22. If a tree falls & there’s nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

    23. If a mime is arrested, can a cop ask him to “remain silent”?

    24. If you fart in a vacuumed space, can you hear it?

    25. If a hitman is about to put a hit on a mime, does he have to use a silencer?

    26. If the AA meeting are anonymous, then why do they wear name tags?

    27. How high is up?

    28. How deep is down?

    29. How long is across?

    30. If 21 is pronounced “twenty-one”, then why 11 is not pronounced “onety-one”?

    31. If psychics can predict the future, then why they can’t predict the lotto numbers?

    32. If anyone tells you anything’s possible, then why can’t you slam a revolving door?

    33. Is there a such thing as a “female rape”?

    34. If food comes in “bite size”, when why can’t we eat it in one bite?

    35. If the people in “Gilligan’s Island” create houses, tables & other stuff, then why they couldn’t patched the 6 foot hole on the side of the boat?

    36. If God created Adam & Eve & told them to multiply, are we still creating incest?

    37. If sacramental wine is Jesus’ blood, does that mean Jesus was wasted 24 hours a day?

    38. If you break night, do u get morning’s breath?

    39. If God & Satan played football in the field, who would be their god?

    40. If someone sees themselves on the back of the milk carton with a reward, would they turn themselves in?

    41 If the person who created “Jumangi” makes the game, would he get sucked in too?

    42. If humans uses 10% of their brains, then what is the other 90% is used for?

  495. Paul Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 5:07 am

    If i have a belt to hold my pants up..but my pants have belt loops to hold my belt up, then who is the real hero?

  496. BS Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Have you heard?

  497. Anonymous Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    how come youg men die fighting the wars old men started

  498. Anonymous Says:
    August 16th, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    number 480. not trying to be rude, but “dividable” is not a word; its divisable. and honestly i laughed at these for hours xD

  499. megz Says:
    August 21st, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Can you be hetrophobic?

  500. Spread Love Says:
    August 21st, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    To all those people answering questions: Dude, these questions are here to laugh at, not to answer. Question answerers are party poopers. unless they’re funny. Love the Cat toast swept off the map thing!

  501. Spread Love Says:
    August 21st, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    271, they post the questions that have logical answers because they have extremely obvious answers that no one has taken the time to ponder before. that’s what makes it funny, Mr. Party Pooper.

  502. Spread Love Says:
    August 21st, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    People, these are RHETORICAL QUESTIONS!!! Not meant to be answered! U just make yourself look like a smart ass jerk when you answer them! jeez.

  503. Spread Love Says:
    August 21st, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    If martians are aliens from mars, then are venusions aliens from venus? yup

  504. Spread Love Says:
    August 21st, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    386) lol, the cowboy’s horse is named Friday!

  505. Spread Love Says:
    August 21st, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    390, scrolled down right after i read 386, didn’t realized it was already answered. o

  506. scarface Says:
    August 22nd, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    on number 80 yes fire can freese because when you turn hot water on all the way it feels cold at first and because this is a joke site i have one
    and its a ur momma joke if u like this joke send comments

    heres the joke
    i was almost ur dad but i didnt have change 4 a five

  507. scarface Says:
    August 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    yea so there is no I in team but there is in independence

  508. o.o Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:55 am

    What do you get if an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?

  509. Wesley Pipes Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 3:18 am

    How much do suicide bombers get paid ?

  510. Chokoraa Says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 12:17 am

    If taking a bath is cleaning ourselves – how is it that the towels we use after a bath get dirty?

  511. om el3osh Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    how funny is funny?

  512. om el3osh Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 10:43 am

    which is better “nothing is impposible” OR “impposible is nothing” ?

  513. covi Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    why do they say “heads-up” when you need to duck

  514. covi Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    1.water-proof teabag
    2. water proof towel
    3. ejector seat in a helicopter
    4. a book on how to read
    5. powdered water
    6. why cant circle crops be square

  515. Neal Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Do fish get thirsty? I mean do they ever say to themselves. Hay, I need a drink?

  516. Oh Soo Godly Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    What is a rhetorical question mark?

  517. Oh Soo Godly Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    or Does a rhetorical question deserve a question mark?

    and what is the point of rhetorical questions?

  518. Rouch2010 Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 12:39 am

    Why is it that we type UP a paper on the computer but, write something DOWN on paper?

  519. Ezio Auditore di Firenze Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Should we be scared the doctors call what they do practice???

  520. Alexxxx Says:
    September 25th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    What colour is an Apple, True or False?

  521. James Parkes Says:
    September 26th, 2009 at 10:12 am

    why do shelf shops always look empty ??

    why is a building called a building when its already built ?

  522. WAAAAH Says:
    September 27th, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    #166, because actual lemon juice is acidic, so lemon juice that is bought from the store has to have artifical flavor, or else it would be dangerous to use. Also, the acidic lemon juice is good as a dish cleaner because it kills germs and such, since it is acidic.

  523. your mummm Says:
    September 30th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    what would happen if you crossed a male great dane and a female jack russell…without the use of a lot of yoga?

  524. aaa Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 2:32 am

    ‘What came first, the chicken or the egg?’

    easy one – the chicken, cause you said it first!

  525. Bob Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 am

    If olive oil s made out of olives and vegetable oil is made of vegetables, then what is baby oil made out of?

    If there isn’t any dumb questions, then what kind of questions do dumb people ask?

  526. just a person Says:
    October 4th, 2009 at 1:33 am

    if the word dictionary is in the dictionary, why does the definition say “what you’re reading right now, idiot!”?

  527. just a person Says:
    October 4th, 2009 at 1:35 am

    if the word dictionary is in the dictionary, why doesnt the definition just say,” What you’re reading right now, idiot!”?

  528. killer bee Says:
    October 19th, 2009 at 8:43 am

    what is a word that rhymes with orange?

  529. killer bee Says:
    October 19th, 2009 at 8:51 am

    a majority of these question are just retarded and repetitive. as well as mine, tho to the people answering the questions, get a life. and establish a since of humor.

  530. killer bee Says:
    October 19th, 2009 at 9:23 am

    what WOULD jesus do?

  531. minimeese1 Says:
    October 19th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    can blind people read lips in Braille?

  532. heehee Says:
    October 20th, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Is there an expiration date on shampoo bottles?

    Why isn’t there HAM on a HAMburger?

    :)

  533. abbs Says:
    October 21st, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    If your feet smell and your nose runs, your built upside down (:

  534. lol23 Says:
    October 22nd, 2009 at 5:28 am

    door-hinge rhymes with orange not a single word but it still rhymes

  535. hunybuny Says:
    October 23rd, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    what do roses think we smell like?

  536. Yup yup yup Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Quit repeating

  537. frigg'ndopesauce! Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    in a world of pears… do.. NOT ask for… applesauce… o.o

  538. WeirdyGuy Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 8:43 am

    Will any of these questions ever have an answer?

  539. WeirdyGuy Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 7:17 am

    You know how when you say something’s not fair, somebody else says “Fair isn’t until October”? How do they reply if you say that while the fair is actually going on?

  540. GEE Says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 6:57 am

    Can deaf people hear their heartbeat?

  541. Master Chef Says:
    November 4th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    If no-one has seen Santa Claus (Even though he doesn’t exist) How do they know how he laughs

  542. HAHAHA (: Says:
    November 5th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    ANSWER TO ‘CAN A FAT MAN SKINNY DIP’ =

    hun. they dont skinny dip, they chunkeh dunk.
    ;D

  543. Tweena Says:
    November 7th, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    what would happen if pinocchio said’ Now My Nose will grow’…?

  544. John Smith Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 2:24 am

    For sale: one parachute, used once, never opened. small stain.

  545. RAWR Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Do turtles have teeth?

  546. vampire girl Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    someone ask how much are the fries on the value menu

  547. vampire girl Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    not the value menu the dollar menu

  548. Dude wheres my car Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    1. could a tornado be upside down?

    2. You know your a redneck because…you look really hard at the Orange Juice label because it says concentrate.

  549. Dude wheres my car Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    1. why do people say cheese while taking their picture when saying cheese doesnt even make you smile?

  550. Feez Says:
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Why do we always say “Heavens NO” but “Hell YEAH”?

  551. ThePianoKnowsSomething i don't... Says:
    November 10th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    #143 some other words for thesaurus are lexicon, onomasticon, language reference book,and terminology. READ A BOOK SOMETIME!!!
    And to everyone who keeps saying “Stop repeating things!” just to let you know, you’re repeating things too… so just stop wasting time yourselves.
    And if you read this whole list, you have WAY too much time on your hands ROFLOL.

  552. Omniscient Says:
    November 11th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    169: Thats a pretty ignorant answer to the question, “Why do they have braille at a drive-thru ATM?” If the passengers were blind and the driver could see, they STILL wouldnt need the braille. Ur not going to have ur passenger reach across u to the window and feel the amounts to tell u what they want when u can just ask before or during the transaction.

  553. Mr. Junior Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    you know your a redneck if your condoms say family size

  554. smed537 Says:
    November 14th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    why do dryer sheets stick to my clothes?

  555. yo Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    if you say to someone “drop dead!” and they do, is it considered murder?

  556. mason Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    if the temperature is 0 degrees today an is suppose to be twice the degrees tomorrow how many degrees is it tomorrow??

  557. TortureKiller Says:
    November 18th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    I swear, most of you people have to be sniffing glue or huffing paint. 95% of these are not funny or ironic in any way. Possibly 70% of them have answers that are common knowledge, the remaining 25% have answers. Some of this stuff is just plain wrong headed. Dry ice would not get you wet, it is solidified carbon dioxide and it will not burn you (again, it’s solid carbon dioxide). We call something retarded because that means slow or backward, not because it is a physical defect or brain disease, so “teen pregnancy” or “brain cancer” just doesn’t fit, does it? As for who Cain and Abel mated with? The Bible, in all it’s ignorant glory, states that they got their wives from the land of Nod, where God sent Enoch and the first round of “people” for being bad. Makes even more sense now, huh? One last thing and I’ll quit being a downer… Learn to spell! The box we type our messages into has a built in spell checker if you are using a modern browser. Use the mother trucker!

  558. Nomed Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    Technically, for those who keep asking “If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?” Baby oil is another name for mineral oil, therefore baby oil is made from minerals and not babies, as the question implies.

  559. Blake Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Lol. I got alot too! 1. Where’s outside? ive been looking for it for hours! 2. So what IS water? 3.Did I fart?

  560. ThePianoKnowsSomething i don't... Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Yo number 552, Torture killer?
    YOU must be sniffing glue or huffing paint. The jokes are on for fun, not literal critisism. These questions do sound pretty funny if you have any sense of humor whatsoever. You COMPLETELY lost the WHOLE IDEA of this whole website. And, really, do you want a cookie or something? Okay, so you ruined everyone’s fun. YOU’RE the one that looked this up anyway. WHAT is WRONG with you? And, honestly, if someone misspells something, WHO GIVES? You have WAAAAY too much time on your hands. Here’s a sentence dedicated to you: This webbcyte iz AUHSUM, it ceeriussliy deesurves aynn uhwared.
    I can see if you want to say something like, ” I don’t think it was all that funny,” that’s fine, but your comment was RIDICULOUS
    YOU JUST GOT SERVED BY A HAWAIIAN CHICK!
    You’re welcome.

  561. Indika Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 2:20 am

    Is there a coffee break in tea factory ?

  562. Dah Prince Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    for all you people trying to correct this 1, you forgets, if its 0 degrees celsius, change it to Fharanhite then double that

  563. Anonymous Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    why is there braille on drive up atms?

  564. Emilylove Says:
    November 26th, 2009 at 6:10 am

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    Well, I hope the easily amused, were happy.

  565. Emilylove Says:
    November 26th, 2009 at 6:12 am

    Thats right. It was so sexii it went right off the page, close your jaw, you’re drooling. :-)

  566. KB Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    What would happen if you hired two PI’s to investigate eachother? It would be trippy

  567. tasmanian devil Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    The answer to no. 85 (If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?) is approx. -136.5 degrees celcius and -229.8 fahrenheit. Sorry to be a spoil-sport.

  568. Lumie Says:
    December 4th, 2009 at 9:24 am

    to number 127…
    she doesnt anymore….

  569. ki-oh-boi Says:
    December 6th, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Someone Answer #452 :D

  570. HaHaHa HA daha Says:
    December 10th, 2009 at 5:47 am

    On the other hand you have different fingers.

    I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

    I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

  571. Kelsey Says:
    December 10th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    If a tree falls in the forest but no one is around to hear it does the tree make a noise??

  572. anoymous Says:
    December 11th, 2009 at 5:24 am

    Whats worse then a cold toilet seat?
    A warm one?

  573. Autumn&April (: Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Why do we ask stupid questions ?

  574. Anonymous Says:
    December 16th, 2009 at 1:02 am

    If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, why was he so broken up over it?

    (And the rhyme was in reference to a cannon on a castle wall that fell. It is depicted as an egg because have you ever tried putting an egg back together?)

  575. Stewie Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    If life gives you coke, sell it, and buy lemons!

  576. Markdood Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    408, WRONG! it still makes a sound :P! Just, no one hears it. Like, if you put fire crackers in a forset with a timer, and ran so far away you couldn’t hear it. IT STILL MAKES A SOUND WHEN THEY GO OFF! Sounds still happen if there are no recievers to hear it.

  577. Markdood Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    452, dentists dont give you lollipops. DOCTORS DO WHEN THEY GIVE YOU SHOTS :P!

  578. Anonymous Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    i like this site.

    i also like bananas.

  579. THE MAN Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    HI, I am the 550th number.

  580. ThePianoKnowsSomething i don't... Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Everyone knows that………..
    WHY THE HELL WOULD A DENTIST GIVE YOU LOLIPOP?
    That would be a great sales idea. If you leave a bowl of candy ANYWHERE, everyone knows that they would take more than ONE.Just like on Halloween.
    If they put bowls of candy in the office, people (kids) would take, like, 20 pieces and then more people (kids) would have to come back in the future. I mean, really. When you eat candy, is the first thing you think about how that candy rots your teeth? NOOOO!!! Is the first thing you want to do after you eat candy BRUSH YOUR TEETH? of COURSE NOT!!!!!
    So, people would come back because they are WAAAAAAAAAYYY too lazy to actually brush their teeth, i think….
    ANYWAYZZZZZZ,
    this website is AWESOMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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  581. amanda Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    why do babbies wake up so early but when you get older you want to sleep a lot later?!!!!!!!!!.

  582. Casper Says:
    January 3rd, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Two blondes walked into a building,
    You’d think at least on of them would have seen it.

  583. Cherry Blossom Says:
    January 3rd, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    How do policemen play “good cop, bad cop”, if the good cop never arrests the bad cop?

  584. Jewish Adolf Says:
    January 4th, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    answer for number 106 ovcourse people would prefer a square pizza because you would get more out of it

  585. babycakes7888 Says:
    January 5th, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    why do they say sleeping like a baby when babies wake up everyhour?/

    how do they get the peanutbutter in a reesses.

  586. Petter Says:
    January 6th, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    If oranges are called oranges, why arent lemons called YELLOWS??

  587. mememe Says:
    January 7th, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO PUT UP STUPID QUESTIONS THAT ARENT EVEN FUNNY THEY ALL JUST SUCK!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME AND EFFORT!!! IF YOU ARE IN A JOB AS A COMEDIEN OR SOMETHING FUNNY YOU SHOULD BE SACKED!!NIF YOU ARE TRYING TO GET A JOB LIKE THAT… DONT EVEN BOthER SAVE OTHER PEOPLE THE PAIN OF THAT!! AND IF YOU ARENT TRYING TO DO EITHER OF THESE THE YOU ARE BEING VERY SMART AND KIND TO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!!! you suck!! get a life!!!

  588. Mac Says:
    January 8th, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    If you need oxygen to burn something, and there is no oxygen in space, how does the sun burn?

  589. baa baa Says:
    January 9th, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Gullible is in the dictonary…i looked it up

  590. wired maan Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    …How many trees does it take to be a “forest” ?

  591. rangerbill Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 12:20 am

    why did mememe read 576 questions before he relized they were stupid? I wrote 1 question. You mememe read 576 of them. Who really needs a life here and who REALLY sucks? HUMMMMMMMM

  592. SlimGOody Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    At #44. that’s the whole point dumbass!

  593. I dont know who but she Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    How do you Drown a blonde?….. Put a scratch and sniff pad at the bottom of the pool.

  594. Kary Says:
    January 14th, 2010 at 6:25 am

    I bet Victoria does not even know her own Secret !

  595. sunny Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    if u were travelling at the speed of light, would u b able 2 see ur headlights?

    if ur knees bent the other way, how would chairs be shaped??