Britney Spears 911 Call Tape Transcript from January 3, 2008

Britney Spears in Ambulance after 911 call domestic dispute

Police were called to Britney Spears’ home around 8pm tonight, because of a domestic disturbance involving Kevin Federline, who is Spears’ ex-husband and the father of Britney’s two children. Five police cars arrived at the scene, as well as a fire truck and ambulance, over the course of the four hour ordeal. Some early reports suggest Britney was under the influence of an unknown substance; perhaps alcohol.  Britney was seen leaving her house on a stretcher, being carried to the ambulance. It was not immediately known where she was taken.

The 911 call Britney made will be officially released due to the freedom of information act. Because a friend of mine is a clerk at the Police Recording Information Center, after some begging, I was able to get an advance copy of the 911 tape, right off the press.
Britney Spears 911 call Tape: 7:44 pm, Thursday, January 3rd, 2008:


911 Agent: Emergency. How can I help you?
Britney Spears: Yeah, hi. I’d like a large peperoni, with extra cheese, and some of those cinnamon sticks with extra icing, and a six pack of diet rum Coke.
911 Agent: Ma’am, is everything ok?
Britney Spears: Well, my stupid loser ex will hardly let me see my kids because he says I’m unfit. But that’s so stupid because like I work out every day!
911 Agent: Is there an emergency?
Britney Spears: Hell yeah! I need that pizza here really really really soon. KEVIN YOU ARE NOT TAKING THESE KIDS SO JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU BIG FAT MEANY PANTS!
911 Agent: Ma’am, we’re going to send a car over there right away OK?
Britney Spears: As long as they bring the pizza ok? And do you sell baby food? I’m still out. That’s ok, I have a little beef jerky left.
911 Agent: Ma’am are you in any type of physical danger right now?
Britney Spears: You know, I think sky is really really nice when it’s blue. It’s so, so kind of like, yeah, like that kind of. Blueish. I FAKED EVERY ONE OF THEM KEVIN! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! EVEN WHEN I WAS ALONE!
911 Agent: Ma’am, the police will be there in just a few minutes all right?
Britney Spears: The Police? Oh I LOVE Their music.  Sting is like so the best. Tantra ROCKS.  Wow, my ceiling is really really white. Like totally whiteish white white. I HATE YOU KEV. 
911 Agent: Ma’am, just stay on the line until they arrive, okay?
Britney Spears: Sure, no problem. But I’m gonna go now okay? I kind of need another drinky and some sex. HEY KEV, WANNA MAKE ANOTHER BABY HONEY?  I GOTTA STAY AHEAD OF MY SIS. Anyway, Thanks for calling. I love you so much. Bye Bye.

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9 thoughts on “Britney Spears 911 Call Tape Transcript from January 3, 2008”

  1. she really needs to **#!kin’ GROW UP!!! the minute she got some **** in her and not being protected, she knew what the chances were of conceiving.

    FIRST of all the PARENTS should’ve given her some ACT RIGHT juice along with a hard smack wake up call across them flapper whopping jaws of hers.

    SECOND give her that damn parenting speech they should’ve given her instead of making her work her ass off. so that she could support there filthy habits

    THIRD needs to REALIZE that life was never easy and it ain’t all about her anymore. WISE UP BRITNEY!!! your kids don’t need a ******!! repeat of what you went through in life. SH**!! they deserve more than what your giving them.. DAMN! put a bottle in your mouth instead of another ****!!!

  2. Whats your problem guys????Shez a human being afterall.When Britney brushes her teeth or take bath it becomes the headlines of all magazines.when there are one million topics to discuss why is it so exciting 4 u guys to abuse someone and find fun out of it.Look at the standard of magazines and websites that give so much of importance to sh** like this and publicize others’ are all cheapos!!!!

  3. Stop reading sh** and learn to mind your own business.Are u all sadists???for heaven’s sake give her some space!!!

  4. that is so fake if she called the police shes gonna no it them y would she order a pizza?? makes no sense

  5. and just because shes had a bad past doesnt mean shes that dum and them poperazi ppl need to givve her space

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