Funny Pick up Lines Contest: Vote For your Favorites!
Hundreds of thousands of  visitors have stopped by to read the Best funny pickup lines  page, (the page view counter was added months later) and a hundred have added their own favorites funny pick up lines since the comments and page views plug in were enabled a couple of months ago. In May we will begin voting on the best pick up lines ever.
If you have a great pickup line that you think should be included in the list for voting, add it in comments here or on the Best funny pickup lines  page. The deadline for adding new pick up lines is the end of April (we’ve extended it a month because we’re still getting some new ones). Starting in May, we’ll start the voting, to find what visitors consider to be the very best, funniest, and most effective Pick Up Lines ever.Â
Page topic: Top Funny Pickup Lines: Vote on and rate on your Favorite Pick Up lines here, starting in April.
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here are some great (and stupid) funny pick up lines and chat up lines:
Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.
Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Me!
Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
Don’t you know me from somewhere?
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? My jaw!
Good news, the test results are negative!
Got me? I’ll do your body good.
Grab them in the butt and ask, “Pardon me, is this seat taken?”
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how guyy time have you been married?
To read the rest, go to: Funny Pick up Lines: Best dumb, stupid, & funny chat up lines to pick up someone
Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.
The Best dumb but funny pickup lines you should probably NEVER use:
Here are the top 50 dumbe and funny pick up lines and chat up lines (as they say over the pond). Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pick up lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck!
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
To read the rest, go to: Funny Pick Up Lines: The Top 50 Best Stupid and funny pick up lines ever!
Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!
