Funny Wedding Toasts, Quotes and Jokes

Here are some funny wedding toasts you can use: “To the newlyweds: May “for better or worse” be far better than worse.” – Unknown It don’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home! The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. To love … Read more

Funny Romance and Valentines Jokes, Quotes and Poems

Two Funny and Romantic Love Poems: The Flushing Bride By Emily Walden Emerson He a desk clerk, her a maid Of a huge hotel where tourists stayed He only saw her now and then But he knew how their tale should end He tried and tried to find a time He could ask her “Please … Read more

Funny Love Quotes and Quips

Here are some funny love quotes and quips from famous celebrities: The Japanese have a word for it. It’s Judo — the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of judo is, ‘Yes, dear.’ J. P. McEvoy The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman My wife tells me that if … Read more