When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes

Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.” Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?

When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

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237 thoughts on “When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes”

  1. When life gives you lemons make lemonade… Haha life gives out s*** so flush it down the toilet spray a little febreze to hid the small and move on!

  2. when life gives you lemons, sqeeze them into a glass of sweet iced tea and thank God you were born a southern girl!

  3. When life gives you lemons, there’s two options
    1. if you’re poor, keep em’, there’s good nutrients in them.
    2. If you don’t need em’, give them to someone else who does.

  4. When life gives you lemons, dump them on 3rd world countries at very low prices, undercutting local farmers and preventing them from developing their economies and call yourself an agricultural subsidy.

  5. When life gives you lemons, why not blame them on your troubled upbringing and consequent inability to show affection? It sure beats making lemonade.

  6. When life gives you lemons, don’t take it… It’s a conspiracy!!! ..why would anyone give you something for free in today’s world

  7. Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do, when life hands me lemons i make a beef stew.
    (Andy Milionakis)

  8. “When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.” -Snorgtees

    “When life gives you lemons, paint them green and pretend they’re limes.” -Me

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