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When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes
Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.” Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?
When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!
When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.
When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party
When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!
When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons
When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,
When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut
When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt
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130 Responses to “When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes””
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Section: Best Funny Jokes
January 8th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
………When life give you lemons, throw them back and say
I WANT CANDY!
(not created by me)
January 11th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
when life gives you lemons, sticking them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger
(not created by me)
February 25th, 2009 at 2:28 am
I heard something like this on a movie: When life gives you lemons just say F it and do domething else..
March 11th, 2009 at 1:22 am
haha Kusai, it was the burnt out surfer dude from forgetting sarah marshall…funny movie.
March 17th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
When life gives you melons, you know your dyslexic ;]
March 20th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
When life gives you lemons make a sour face & see how many babies will cry! Victory upon them! :)
April 5th, 2009 at 7:47 am
when life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I WANTED EDWARD CULLENS!!
April 8th, 2009 at 1:30 am
When life gives you lemons, make grapes juice, then sit back, relax and let the whole world wonder how the hell you did it.
April 16th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
When life gives you lemons, shove them up its nose
April 25th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in peoples eyes and run away.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I want a cookie!
April 29th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
when life gives you lemons, throw them at people with expensive cars
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 pm
when life gives you lemons, keep them and clone them into super lemons. yea.
May 18th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
when god gives you lemons… FIND A NEW GOD
May 26th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
when life gives you lemons you put them up your butt and ask for more.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
When life gives you lemons,make lemonade.
Then find teh guy that’s getting Vodka and through a party, and for God’s sakes don’t forget to invite me.
June 20th, 2009 at 9:02 am
I normally hear those jokes with god and not life
like: When God Gives You Lemons Its Time To Get Another God
June 21st, 2009 at 6:33 pm
When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.
July 6th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
when life gives you lemons throw them back and ask for cookies
when life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies
July 9th, 2009 at 3:00 am
Um I heard this one from a friend:::::
Who the hell is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl!
July 9th, 2009 at 3:02 am
I heard this one from a friend:
who the heck is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl?!
July 11th, 2009 at 2:45 am
when life gives you lemons know he is just trying to get rid of you…
created by mwa!
July 13th, 2009 at 8:49 am
when life hands u lemons make lemonade but when life hands u a sailor make navy brats
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
When life gives you lemons…Lemon fight!
August 24th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
some of these are funny but some arent those who arent, stop trying to be funny
September 21st, 2009 at 6:46 pm
unless life also hands you some water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck
September 24th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
When life gives you lemons, cut a hole in the lemons and smoke it.
October 6th, 2009 at 9:52 am
When life gives you lemons, you probably deserved it.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
“when a guy named life gives you lemons, throw them back because they were probably stolen.”
-melissa :]
October 30th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
And unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gunna suck.
October 30th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Aw, Kayla, you took mine
jkjk lol
November 13th, 2009 at 8:18 am
When life gives you lemons you throw skittles at life and tell it to taste the effin rainbow!
November 16th, 2009 at 7:50 am
these joke tell us the different ways they will behave if atall they are blessed with a gift.
be it money,children,etc
some will thank God,others will think that they worked for it others will take is as a forum to insult others
November 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am
When life gives you lemons,be grateful and share with others.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
When life gives you lemons, GIVE LEMONS LIFE!
November 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
when life gives you lemons, say: “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!”
November 19th, 2009 at 8:23 am
When life give you lemons, grab the tooth picks and make a lemon man.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 am
when life gives you lemons, get a knife, cut them in half, then squirt them in some carbonated water and VOILA! you got Lemon water!
November 28th, 2009 at 1:22 am
They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…but what happens if you don’t have the sugar?
November 28th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:04 am
If life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, squirt them on lobsters.
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:34 am
When life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use these profits to buy a machine gun, we will see if life makes the same mistake twice
December 11th, 2009 at 2:08 am
When life gives you lemons find some Tequila and u will have one hell of a nite
December 17th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
When life gives you lemons,,,, throw em at the mean people and hope it gets in their eyes:)
December 17th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
when life gives you lemons throw them at the person talking about god when we are trying to talk about lemons
December 19th, 2009 at 2:44 am
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Meringe Pie
December 19th, 2009 at 2:59 am
When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringe pie.
December 25th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
When life hands you lemons you must be on drugs
December 27th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
when life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell “you cheapskate!!!!i wanted chocolates!!”
December 29th, 2009 at 12:59 am
i invented this one but my friend says theres also a t-shirt
When life gives you lemons, keep them…
Because hey, free lemons!
And also…
When life gives you lemons, stop talking about lemons and start getting laid.
December 30th, 2009 at 12:05 am
when life gives you lemons, start a lemonade stand and buy a machine gun with your profits, lets see if life makes the same mistake twice
January 1st, 2010 at 11:14 pm
when life give you lemons, say “WHYYY!!!!”
January 1st, 2010 at 11:15 pm
when life gives you lemons, throw them at people because you have nothing else better to do with them
January 4th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
when life gives u lemons…go find a beer!!
January 12th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
when life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun
See if life will make the same mistake again
January 14th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
When Life gives you lemons, thank god it wasn’t a bag of flaming poop!!!!
January 15th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
when life gives u lemons grab a marker and draw funny faces on them and have urself a lil puppet sho
January 15th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
when life gives you lemons make lemonade
when life gives you diabetes, dont make lemonade
January 15th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
when life gives you lemons,scream and run, its scary
January 18th, 2010 at 8:23 am
juc luk in e mirror n sae a dnt deserve lemons bt sumthin sweet
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:50 pm
When Life gives you lemons throw them back and demand skittles
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:52 pm
when life gives you lemons …..make grape juice and sit back relax and let the world wonder how the heck u did it
February 14th, 2010 at 1:49 am
when life gives you lemons put them in your enemy’s food and say it’s onion
February 18th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
When life gives you Lemons make Grape Juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it!
February 18th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
When life gives you lemon ask if you can have Salt and tequlia to go with it!
March 8th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
When life hands you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a tv, trade the tv for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome (yeah, I know, wtf), trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies…yeah I don’t know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.
March 18th, 2010 at 9:45 am
when life gives you lemons throw them at the cops, run like hell, and hope you dont get tazed.
created by a bored self…
March 24th, 2010 at 1:45 am
When life gives you lemons, add salt and suck up that sucka!
March 27th, 2010 at 9:43 am
when life hands you lemons, keep ‘em, cuz hey, free lemons!
April 5th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
When life gives you lemons… put them in your fruit bowl.
April 7th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
When life hands you lemons, you’d better wait for some sugar, or your gonna have some nasty lemonade!
April 15th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
When life hands you lemons, blame Adam and Eve for eating all the good fruit.
April 19th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
When Life gives you lemons, you really need to start rethinking you carrer
April 21st, 2010 at 8:17 pm
when life throws you lemons throw them back and tell life to make its own freakin’ lemonade !!
April 26th, 2010 at 8:35 am
When life gives you lemons..squirt them in somebody’s eyes and run like hell!
April 27th, 2010 at 11:20 am
When life gives you lemons…sell em on ebay
April 29th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
ok well here are some
make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it
throw them away! WHO THE FRICK gives lemons out?
make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause it’ll be real shitty unless life gave you sugar too
go lemon yur teachers house
find someone whos life gives them ice cream
just shuttup and eat yur damn lemons
sqush the lemons on the ground and yell eat that life!
sell them on ebay
ask for the receipt
throw them at exspensive cars
drop them and u will have lemon drops.. yum
whos life and where is he getting all these lemons to throw at people
keep them its free lemons
throw them at cops, run like hell, and hope u dont get tazed
throw the lemons back and say make yur own freaken lemonade
May 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 pm
When Life gives you lemons, don’t forget to say Thank You :)
x
May 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 pm
When life gives you lemons…JUGGLE!
:) xx
May 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 pm
When life gives you lemons, giftwrap them and give them to yo mama for xmas :)
xx
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:24 pm
when life hands you lemons plant the seeds and make more trees.
May 5th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
When life gives you lemons dress up like life and hand them off to someone else
May 5th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for limes!
May 6th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in somones eyes and steal thier money.
May 11th, 2010 at 9:51 am
when life gives you lemons.. go shopping for some lobster ;)
May 11th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
when life gives you lemons, squirt them in her eye because lifes a bitch..when life gives you lemons make lemon juice because she didnt give you the water or sugar to make lemon ade.
May 12th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
when life gives you lemons, hide them..
May 14th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
“When LIFE gives you lemons, sell them and ask for more…”
May 15th, 2010 at 4:10 am
When life gives you lemons, laugh at the guy who got the bag of dog poo.
May 15th, 2010 at 11:29 am
When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let’s see if life makes the same mistake twice.”
May 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
dows everyone have to use the same jokes, be original people…
when life gives you lemons, use zinc and copper to make a battery to shock people with
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:14 am
when life gives u lemons tell him 2 go get screwed cuz, i mean, what kind of person gives people LEMONS 4 presents?
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:15 am
when life gives u lemons…. MAKE FRANKENLEMONS!!!!!!!!
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:16 am
wen life gives u a cat called lemons giv it some food
May 27th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
when life give u lemons throw skittles at it and say taste the effin rainbow (made by a freind)
June 1st, 2010 at 8:13 pm
When life give you lemons, dont forget to ask for salt and a Corona.
June 4th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
When life give you lemons…go for some salt and sugar then make a tasty lemonade!
June 6th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
When life gives you lemons, say thank you and when he leaves put em in the back with the rest of the crappy gifts :) (created by me)
June 6th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
When life gives you lemons, keep them. Hey, they’re free lemons!
June 14th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
When life gives you lemons, feed them to your kids for your own amusement.
June 18th, 2010 at 11:05 am
When life gives you lemons,squeeze it in someones eyes and hall ass!!
June 24th, 2010 at 12:04 am
whel life gives you lemosn, make lemonade. But in order to do that life would have to give you sugar…
ENJOY YOUR LEMON JUICE
June 25th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
when god gives you lemons you better ask what the hell to do with them because we all know what happened last time somebody screwed with his fruit
June 27th, 2010 at 2:45 am
When God gives you lemons, cut a lemon in half, shove the halves in your eyes and ask yourself, “WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!?” :)
June 29th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
When life gives you lemons, throw them back with the other lemons. Obiousley, you did not learn your lesson the first time.
June 30th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
When life hands you lemons, make the nastiest lemonade possible, then force life to drink it slowly!
July 1st, 2010 at 7:17 pm
when life gives you lemons, squirt them on some ones eyes, laugh and run.
July 7th, 2010 at 2:42 am
When life hands you lemons ….. ask how the hell it found your house
July 13th, 2010 at 3:29 am
When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun and see if life makes the same mistake twice.
July 14th, 2010 at 6:08 am
When life gives you lemons, DEMAND SECONDS!!!
July 17th, 2010 at 3:27 am
When life gives us lemons and for some reason we can’t make lemonade, then seek out that special person to whom life has handed vodka and invite a party. Or if you prefer to be self-reliant and independent, pull out the right recipe for a lemon cake. The secret is to turn bitter into sweet and darkness into light.
July 18th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder!
July 18th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE!
July 22nd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
if life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt someone in the eye!
July 22nd, 2010 at 8:05 pm
When life gives you lemons, hide behind something and throw em at people.
July 22nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
When life gives you lemons, hit your sister with them then hide from your parents.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonaide, then sell it to life. Use the profits to buy a large kitchen knife to cut up more lemons and make more lemonaide. Sell that to life then stab life with the knife and see if he makes THAT mistake again.
when life gives you lemons, throw throw skittles at life and tell him to taste the freaking rainbow.
July 25th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
When life gives you lemons,twitter it
July 25th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
When life gives you lemons,myspace it
July 29th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
when life gives you lemons… meh.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:35 am
When life gives u lemons, throw the lemons in lifes face, steal its wallet, go buy limes and then drink tequila with Ur friends
August 6th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
When life attempts to give you lemons, reject them and ask for a Kool-Aid packet instead. :)
By moi!!
August 8th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and dare someone to chug it!
August 10th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
when life hands you lemons, throw them back at life and tell them to make their own stinking lemonade
August 13th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice at your enemies.
August 16th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
When life hands you lemons, take a picture of him… because I wanna see what he looks like.
August 16th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
when life hands you lemons, take a picture of him, because I wanna see what he looks like!
August 20th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
When life gives you lemons and you’re one of those people deathly allergic to lemons, you’re really screwed.
August 22nd, 2010 at 3:19 pm
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then throw it in the person’s face until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
August 28th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
When life throws you lemons, standby the Corona will follow…..
August 31st, 2010 at 8:33 am
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons, you are one lucky man.
September 2nd, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Ahhh, when life hands you lemons.