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When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes

Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.” Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?

When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

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64 Responses to “When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes””

  1. ANOMYNOUS Says:
    January 8th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    ………When life give you lemons, throw them back and say
    I WANT CANDY!
    (not created by me)

  2. anomynous Says:
    January 11th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    when life gives you lemons, sticking them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger
    (not created by me)

  3. Kusai Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 2:28 am

    I heard something like this on a movie: When life gives you lemons just say F it and do domething else..

  4. James Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 1:22 am

    haha Kusai, it was the burnt out surfer dude from forgetting sarah marshall…funny movie.

  5. Mariah Says:
    March 17th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    When life gives you melons, you know your dyslexic ;]

  6. Riley Says:
    March 20th, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    When life gives you lemons make a sour face & see how many babies will cry! Victory upon them! :)

  7. Anonymous Says:
    April 5th, 2009 at 7:47 am

    when life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I WANTED EDWARD CULLENS!!

  8. Misake Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 1:30 am

    When life gives you lemons, make grapes juice, then sit back, relax and let the whole world wonder how the hell you did it.

  9. Adam Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    When life gives you lemons, shove them up its nose

  10. Josh Says:
    April 25th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    When life gives you lemons, squirt them in peoples eyes and run away.

    When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I want a cookie!

  11. the man Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    when life gives you lemons, throw them at people with expensive cars

  12. cory Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    when life gives you lemons, keep them and clone them into super lemons. yea.

  13. Anonymous Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    when god gives you lemons… FIND A NEW GOD

  14. Gwen Says:
    May 26th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    when life gives you lemons you put them up your butt and ask for more.

  15. Justin Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    When life gives you lemons,make lemonade.
    Then find teh guy that’s getting Vodka and through a party, and for God’s sakes don’t forget to invite me.

  16. Anonymus Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 9:02 am

    I normally hear those jokes with god and not life
    like: When God Gives You Lemons Its Time To Get Another God

  17. anonymus Says:
    June 21st, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.

  18. anonymous Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    when life gives you lemons throw them back and ask for cookies

    when life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies

  19. Lucero Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 3:00 am

    Um I heard this one from a friend:::::
    Who the hell is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl!

  20. Lucero Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 3:02 am

    I heard this one from a friend:
    who the heck is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl?!

  21. theworldmatneverknow Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 2:45 am

    when life gives you lemons know he is just trying to get rid of you…

    created by mwa!

  22. navy wife Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 8:49 am

    when life hands u lemons make lemonade but when life hands u a sailor make navy brats

  23. Rachel Kirkland Says:
    July 22nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    When life gives you lemons…Lemon fight!

  24. Anonymous Says:
    August 24th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    some of these are funny but some arent those who arent, stop trying to be funny

  25. kayla Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    unless life also hands you some water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck

  26. Adar Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    When life gives you lemons, cut a hole in the lemons and smoke it.

  27. Anonymous Says:
    October 6th, 2009 at 9:52 am

    When life gives you lemons, you probably deserved it.

  28. melissa Says:
    October 11th, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    “when a guy named life gives you lemons, throw them back because they were probably stolen.”
    -melissa :]

  29. Nicole Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
    And unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gunna suck.

  30. Nicole Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Aw, Kayla, you took mine
    jkjk lol

  31. Mehhh Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 8:18 am

    When life gives you lemons you throw skittles at life and tell it to taste the effin rainbow!

  32. mofor Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 7:50 am

    these joke tell us the different ways they will behave if atall they are blessed with a gift.
    be it money,children,etc
    some will thank God,others will think that they worked for it others will take is as a forum to insult others

  33. mofor Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am

    When life gives you lemons,be grateful and share with others.

  34. Anonymous Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    When life gives you lemons, GIVE LEMONS LIFE!

  35. Sarah Says:
    November 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    when life gives you lemons, say: “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!”

  36. Ivy Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    When life give you lemons, grab the tooth picks and make a lemon man.

  37. H-TOWN MAYNE Says:
    November 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 am

    when life gives you lemons, get a knife, cut them in half, then squirt them in some carbonated water and VOILA! you got Lemon water!

  38. Maka Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!

  39. James Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 7:34 am

    When life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use these profits to buy a machine gun, we will see if life makes the same mistake twice

  40. CrazyNathanSerpent Says:
    December 11th, 2009 at 2:08 am

    When life gives you lemons find some Tequila and u will have one hell of a nite

  41. Duckkkaaayyy(: Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    When life gives you lemons,,,, throw em at the mean people and hope it gets in their eyes:)

  42. Anonymous Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    when life gives you lemons throw them at the person talking about god when we are trying to talk about lemons

  43. Julie Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 2:44 am

    When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Meringe Pie

  44. Julie Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 2:59 am

    When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringe pie.

  45. Anonymous Says:
    December 25th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    When life hands you lemons you must be on drugs

  46. larz Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    when life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell “you cheapskate!!!!i wanted chocolates!!”

  47. Logan Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 12:59 am

    i invented this one but my friend says theres also a t-shirt
    When life gives you lemons, keep them…
    Because hey, free lemons!

    And also…

    When life gives you lemons, stop talking about lemons and start getting laid.

  48. Johnnycakes Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 12:05 am

    when life gives you lemons, start a lemonade stand and buy a machine gun with your profits, lets see if life makes the same mistake twice

  49. Karim Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    when life give you lemons, say “WHYYY!!!!”

  50. Karim Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    when life gives you lemons, throw them at people because you have nothing else better to do with them

  51. Anonymous Says:
    January 4th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    when life gives u lemons…go find a beer!!

  52. Anonymous Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    when life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun
    See if life will make the same mistake again

  53. Atina Says:
    January 14th, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    When Life gives you lemons, thank god it wasn’t a bag of flaming poop!!!!

  54. Precious Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    when life gives u lemons grab a marker and draw funny faces on them and have urself a lil puppet sho

  55. anonymous Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    when life gives you lemons make lemonade
    when life gives you diabetes, dont make lemonade

  56. anonymous Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    when life gives you lemons,scream and run, its scary

  57. stil west Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 8:23 am

    juc luk in e mirror n sae a dnt deserve lemons bt sumthin sweet

  58. Allison Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    When Life gives you lemons throw them back and demand skittles

  59. Allison Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    when life gives you lemons …..make grape juice and sit back relax and let the world wonder how the heck u did it

  60. Kat Says:
    February 14th, 2010 at 1:49 am

    when life gives you lemons put them in your enemy’s food and say it’s onion

  61. Amy Says:
    February 18th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    When life gives you Lemons make Grape Juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it!

  62. Amy Says:
    February 18th, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    When life gives you lemon ask if you can have Salt and tequlia to go with it!

  63. Ainsley Hayes Says:
    March 8th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    When life hands you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a tv, trade the tv for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome (yeah, I know, wtf), trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies…yeah I don’t know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.

  64. Samantha Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 9:45 am

    when life gives you lemons throw them at the cops, run like hell, and hope you dont get tazed.

    created by a bored self…

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