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When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes

Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.” Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?

When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

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237 Responses to “When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes””

  1. ANOMYNOUS Says:
    January 8th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    ………When life give you lemons, throw them back and say
    I WANT CANDY!
    (not created by me)

  2. anomynous Says:
    January 11th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    when life gives you lemons, sticking them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger
    (not created by me)

  3. Kusai Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 2:28 am

    I heard something like this on a movie: When life gives you lemons just say F it and do domething else..

  4. James Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 1:22 am

    haha Kusai, it was the burnt out surfer dude from forgetting sarah marshall…funny movie.

  5. Mariah Says:
    March 17th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    When life gives you melons, you know your dyslexic ;]

  6. Riley Says:
    March 20th, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    When life gives you lemons make a sour face & see how many babies will cry! Victory upon them! :)

  7. Anonymous Says:
    April 5th, 2009 at 7:47 am

    when life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I WANTED EDWARD CULLENS!!

  8. Misake Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 1:30 am

    When life gives you lemons, make grapes juice, then sit back, relax and let the whole world wonder how the hell you did it.

  9. Adam Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    When life gives you lemons, shove them up its nose

  10. Josh Says:
    April 25th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    When life gives you lemons, squirt them in peoples eyes and run away.

    When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I want a cookie!

  11. the man Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    when life gives you lemons, throw them at people with expensive cars

  12. cory Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    when life gives you lemons, keep them and clone them into super lemons. yea.

  13. Anonymous Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    when god gives you lemons… FIND A NEW GOD

  14. Gwen Says:
    May 26th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    when life gives you lemons you put them up your butt and ask for more.

  15. Justin Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    When life gives you lemons,make lemonade.
    Then find teh guy that’s getting Vodka and through a party, and for God’s sakes don’t forget to invite me.

  16. Anonymus Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 9:02 am

    I normally hear those jokes with god and not life
    like: When God Gives You Lemons Its Time To Get Another God

  17. anonymus Says:
    June 21st, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.

  18. anonymous Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    when life gives you lemons throw them back and ask for cookies

    when life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies

  19. Lucero Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 3:00 am

    Um I heard this one from a friend:::::
    Who the hell is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl!

  20. Lucero Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 3:02 am

    I heard this one from a friend:
    who the heck is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl?!

  21. theworldmatneverknow Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 2:45 am

    when life gives you lemons know he is just trying to get rid of you…

    created by mwa!

  22. navy wife Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 8:49 am

    when life hands u lemons make lemonade but when life hands u a sailor make navy brats

  23. Rachel Kirkland Says:
    July 22nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    When life gives you lemons…Lemon fight!

  24. Anonymous Says:
    August 24th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    some of these are funny but some arent those who arent, stop trying to be funny

  25. kayla Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    unless life also hands you some water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck

  26. Adar Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    When life gives you lemons, cut a hole in the lemons and smoke it.

  27. Anonymous Says:
    October 6th, 2009 at 9:52 am

    When life gives you lemons, you probably deserved it.

  28. melissa Says:
    October 11th, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    “when a guy named life gives you lemons, throw them back because they were probably stolen.”
    -melissa :]

  29. Nicole Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
    And unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gunna suck.

  30. Nicole Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Aw, Kayla, you took mine
    jkjk lol

  31. Mehhh Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 8:18 am

    When life gives you lemons you throw skittles at life and tell it to taste the effin rainbow!

  32. mofor Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 7:50 am

    these joke tell us the different ways they will behave if atall they are blessed with a gift.
    be it money,children,etc
    some will thank God,others will think that they worked for it others will take is as a forum to insult others

  33. mofor Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am

    When life gives you lemons,be grateful and share with others.

  34. Anonymous Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    When life gives you lemons, GIVE LEMONS LIFE!

  35. Sarah Says:
    November 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    when life gives you lemons, say: “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!”

  36. Ivy Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    When life give you lemons, grab the tooth picks and make a lemon man.

  37. H-TOWN MAYNE Says:
    November 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 am

    when life gives you lemons, get a knife, cut them in half, then squirt them in some carbonated water and VOILA! you got Lemon water!

  38. Kim Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 1:22 am

    They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…but what happens if you don’t have the sugar?

  39. Maka Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!

  40. Silent Thunder Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 4:04 am

    If life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, squirt them on lobsters.

  41. James Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 7:34 am

    When life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use these profits to buy a machine gun, we will see if life makes the same mistake twice

  42. CrazyNathanSerpent Says:
    December 11th, 2009 at 2:08 am

    When life gives you lemons find some Tequila and u will have one hell of a nite

  43. Duckkkaaayyy(: Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    When life gives you lemons,,,, throw em at the mean people and hope it gets in their eyes:)

  44. Anonymous Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    when life gives you lemons throw them at the person talking about god when we are trying to talk about lemons

  45. Julie Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 2:44 am

    When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Meringe Pie

  46. Julie Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 2:59 am

    When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringe pie.

  47. Anonymous Says:
    December 25th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    When life hands you lemons you must be on drugs

  48. larz Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    when life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell “you cheapskate!!!!i wanted chocolates!!”

  49. Logan Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 12:59 am

    i invented this one but my friend says theres also a t-shirt
    When life gives you lemons, keep them…
    Because hey, free lemons!

    And also…

    When life gives you lemons, stop talking about lemons and start getting laid.

  50. Johnnycakes Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 12:05 am

    when life gives you lemons, start a lemonade stand and buy a machine gun with your profits, lets see if life makes the same mistake twice

  51. Karim Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    when life give you lemons, say “WHYYY!!!!”

  52. Karim Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    when life gives you lemons, throw them at people because you have nothing else better to do with them

  53. Anonymous Says:
    January 4th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    when life gives u lemons…go find a beer!!

  54. Anonymous Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    when life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun
    See if life will make the same mistake again

  55. Atina Says:
    January 14th, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    When Life gives you lemons, thank god it wasn’t a bag of flaming poop!!!!

  56. Precious Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    when life gives u lemons grab a marker and draw funny faces on them and have urself a lil puppet sho

  57. anonymous Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    when life gives you lemons make lemonade
    when life gives you diabetes, dont make lemonade

  58. anonymous Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    when life gives you lemons,scream and run, its scary

  59. stil west Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 8:23 am

    juc luk in e mirror n sae a dnt deserve lemons bt sumthin sweet

  60. Allison Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    When Life gives you lemons throw them back and demand skittles

  61. Allison Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    when life gives you lemons …..make grape juice and sit back relax and let the world wonder how the heck u did it

  62. Kat Says:
    February 14th, 2010 at 1:49 am

    when life gives you lemons put them in your enemy’s food and say it’s onion

  63. Amy Says:
    February 18th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    When life gives you Lemons make Grape Juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it!

  64. Amy Says:
    February 18th, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    When life gives you lemon ask if you can have Salt and tequlia to go with it!

  65. Ainsley Hayes Says:
    March 8th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    When life hands you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a tv, trade the tv for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome (yeah, I know, wtf), trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies…yeah I don’t know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.

  66. Samantha Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 9:45 am

    when life gives you lemons throw them at the cops, run like hell, and hope you dont get tazed.

    created by a bored self…

  67. Sandy Says:
    March 24th, 2010 at 1:45 am

    When life gives you lemons, add salt and suck up that sucka!

  68. Anonymous Says:
    March 27th, 2010 at 9:43 am

    when life hands you lemons, keep ‘em, cuz hey, free lemons!

  69. Dizza Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    When life gives you lemons… put them in your fruit bowl.

  70. Me Says:
    April 7th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    When life hands you lemons, you’d better wait for some sugar, or your gonna have some nasty lemonade!

  71. The Katie Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    When life hands you lemons, blame Adam and Eve for eating all the good fruit.

  72. bob Says:
    April 19th, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    When Life gives you lemons, you really need to start rethinking you carrer

  73. Anonymous Says:
    April 21st, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    when life throws you lemons throw them back and tell life to make its own freakin’ lemonade !!

  74. Dani Says:
    April 26th, 2010 at 8:35 am

    When life gives you lemons..squirt them in somebody’s eyes and run like hell!

  75. Anonymous Says:
    April 27th, 2010 at 11:20 am

    When life gives you lemons…sell em on ebay

  76. a funny guy Says:
    April 29th, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    ok well here are some
    make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it
    throw them away! WHO THE FRICK gives lemons out?
    make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause it’ll be real shitty unless life gave you sugar too
    go lemon yur teachers house
    find someone whos life gives them ice cream
    just shuttup and eat yur damn lemons
    sqush the lemons on the ground and yell eat that life!
    sell them on ebay
    ask for the receipt
    throw them at exspensive cars
    drop them and u will have lemon drops.. yum
    whos life and where is he getting all these lemons to throw at people
    keep them its free lemons
    throw them at cops, run like hell, and hope u dont get tazed
    throw the lemons back and say make yur own freaken lemonade

  77. Fiona Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    When Life gives you lemons, don’t forget to say Thank You :)
    x

  78. Fiona Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    When life gives you lemons…JUGGLE!
    :) xx

  79. Fiona Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    When life gives you lemons, giftwrap them and give them to yo mama for xmas :)

    xx

  80. Anonymous Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    when life hands you lemons plant the seeds and make more trees.

  81. Helen Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    When life gives you lemons dress up like life and hand them off to someone else

  82. Sammy Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for limes!

  83. Anonymous Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    When life gives you lemons, squirt them in somones eyes and steal thier money.

  84. Joe Dirte Says:
    May 11th, 2010 at 9:51 am

    when life gives you lemons.. go shopping for some lobster ;)

  85. nick Says:
    May 11th, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    when life gives you lemons, squirt them in her eye because lifes a bitch..when life gives you lemons make lemon juice because she didnt give you the water or sugar to make lemon ade.

  86. Marina Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    when life gives you lemons, hide them..

  87. jake Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    “When LIFE gives you lemons, sell them and ask for more…”

  88. Mei Says:
    May 15th, 2010 at 4:10 am

    When life gives you lemons, laugh at the guy who got the bag of dog poo.

  89. me Says:
    May 15th, 2010 at 11:29 am

    When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let’s see if life makes the same mistake twice.”

  90. me Says:
    May 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    dows everyone have to use the same jokes, be original people…

    when life gives you lemons, use zinc and copper to make a battery to shock people with

  91. BLARG Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 8:14 am

    when life gives u lemons tell him 2 go get screwed cuz, i mean, what kind of person gives people LEMONS 4 presents?

  92. Totalrandomosity Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 8:15 am

    when life gives u lemons…. MAKE FRANKENLEMONS!!!!!!!!

  93. Littlefox Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 8:16 am

    wen life gives u a cat called lemons giv it some food

  94. noone Says:
    May 27th, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    when life give u lemons throw skittles at it and say taste the effin rainbow (made by a freind)

  95. fluffy68 Says:
    June 1st, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    When life give you lemons, dont forget to ask for salt and a Corona.

  96. Sweetie Says:
    June 4th, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    When life give you lemons…go for some salt and sugar then make a tasty lemonade!

  97. Melanie Jones Says:
    June 6th, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    When life gives you lemons, say thank you and when he leaves put em in the back with the rest of the crappy gifts :) (created by me)

  98. Thirteen Says:
    June 6th, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    When life gives you lemons, keep them. Hey, they’re free lemons!

  99. Anonymous Says:
    June 14th, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    When life gives you lemons, feed them to your kids for your own amusement.

  100. Kaitlynn Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 11:05 am

    When life gives you lemons,squeeze it in someones eyes and hall ass!!

  101. Daniel Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 12:04 am

    whel life gives you lemosn, make lemonade. But in order to do that life would have to give you sugar…
    ENJOY YOUR LEMON JUICE

  102. Anonymous Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    when god gives you lemons you better ask what the hell to do with them because we all know what happened last time somebody screwed with his fruit

  103. Andrew Says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 2:45 am

    When God gives you lemons, cut a lemon in half, shove the halves in your eyes and ask yourself, “WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!?” :)

  104. SmokingLlamaFTW Says:
    June 29th, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    When life gives you lemons, throw them back with the other lemons. Obiousley, you did not learn your lesson the first time.

  105. StormTrak Says:
    June 30th, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    When life hands you lemons, make the nastiest lemonade possible, then force life to drink it slowly!

  106. emersin Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    when life gives you lemons, squirt them on some ones eyes, laugh and run.

  107. Pock Suppets Says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 2:42 am

    When life hands you lemons ….. ask how the hell it found your house

  108. ....... Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 3:29 am

    When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun and see if life makes the same mistake twice.

  109. Jaxkson Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 6:08 am

    When life gives you lemons, DEMAND SECONDS!!!

  110. Dr. Natan Ophir Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 3:27 am

    When life gives us lemons and for some reason we can’t make lemonade, then seek out that special person to whom life has handed vodka and invite a party. Or if you prefer to be self-reliant and independent, pull out the right recipe for a lemon cake. The secret is to turn bitter into sweet and darkness into light.

  111. Rartrin Says:
    July 18th, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder!

  112. Rartrin Says:
    July 18th, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE!

  113. Miriam Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    if life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt someone in the eye!

  114. Anonymous Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    When life gives you lemons, hide behind something and throw em at people.

  115. Frosti Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    When life gives you lemons, hit your sister with them then hide from your parents.
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonaide, then sell it to life. Use the profits to buy a large kitchen knife to cut up more lemons and make more lemonaide. Sell that to life then stab life with the knife and see if he makes THAT mistake again.
    when life gives you lemons, throw throw skittles at life and tell him to taste the freaking rainbow.

  116. *** LUIS *** Says:
    July 25th, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    When life gives you lemons,twitter it

  117. *** LUIS *** Says:
    July 25th, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    When life gives you lemons,myspace it

  118. blahhh Says:
    July 29th, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    when life gives you lemons… meh.

  119. my2fuzzydice@suckonthese.com Says:
    August 4th, 2010 at 12:35 am

    When life gives u lemons, throw the lemons in lifes face, steal its wallet, go buy limes and then drink tequila with Ur friends

  120. klsjafnjkbsa; Says:
    August 6th, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    When life attempts to give you lemons, reject them and ask for a Kool-Aid packet instead. :)

    By moi!!

  121. Anonymous Says:
    August 8th, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and dare someone to chug it!

  122. jimbob Says:
    August 10th, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    when life hands you lemons, throw them back at life and tell them to make their own stinking lemonade

  123. Layla62216 Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice at your enemies.

  124. Anonymous Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    When life hands you lemons, take a picture of him… because I wanna see what he looks like.

  125. BILY Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    when life hands you lemons, take a picture of him, because I wanna see what he looks like!

  126. Ariel Says:
    August 20th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    When life gives you lemons and you’re one of those people deathly allergic to lemons, you’re really screwed.

  127. Alex Says:
    August 22nd, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then throw it in the person’s face until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

  128. PAL Says:
    August 28th, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    When life throws you lemons, standby the Corona will follow…..

  129. Sara Janaj Says:
    August 31st, 2010 at 8:33 am

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons, you are one lucky man.

  130. reezy Says:
    September 2nd, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Ahhh, when life hands you lemons.

  131. Anonymous Says:
    September 3rd, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    when life gives you lemons, start a lemonstand and make some money! :)

  132. Rami Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 12:53 am

    when life gives you lemons, you know your on some hallucinogenic drug =)

  133. ALY Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    When life gives you lime look at them in the face and ask if they ran out of lemons. When they say yes laugh in their fave and throw all the lemons you got befor at it and laugh even harder.

    I made this up hope u like it!

  134. lawrence Says:
    September 6th, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    when life gives you lemons , google the previous sentence , and you’ll have lot’s of options on what to do with them .

  135. FloyFloy Says:
    September 9th, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    When life hands you lemons, slice one open, take out the seeds, dry them, then plant them, then wait about 15 years and you’ll have your own lemon tree. Oh what were you gonna do? Make lemonaide?

  136. FloyFloy Says:
    September 9th, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    When life hands you lemons, say hello and ask the one about the movies he was in. Jack Lemon that is.

  137. Keke Says:
    September 12th, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    When life gives you lemons, you paint them gold :D

  138. minikipper Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    when life gives you lemons.. put them inna sock and BEAT SOMEBODY!

  139. AquaRose Says:
    September 18th, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    When life gives you lemons throw them at the people making lemonade.

  140. Bleugh Says:
    September 24th, 2010 at 4:55 am

    Oh don’t worry, Life’s gonna run out of lemons soon, cause global warming’s gonna kill all the lemon trees

  141. Anonymous Says:
    September 25th, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    When life throws you lemons,make orange juice…..
    that’ll show them

  142. Anonymous Says:
    September 30th, 2010 at 12:40 am

    When life gives you lemons…
    DON’T MAKE A DRY JOKE ABOUT IT! -Just sit down and eat them…

  143. Trinh Says:
    September 30th, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it at a person till they give you an orange you originally asked for.”

    by “Jace” character in The Mortals’ Instruments series.

  144. Kimberlee Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    When life give you lemons throw them back and ask where the heck is the sugar?!

  145. anonymous Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    when life gives you lemons keep’em,because hey, free lemons!

  146. awesome Says:
    October 17th, 2010 at 2:20 am

    when life gives yue lemons squeeze them in ppls eyes and run for yur life!!! :D

  147. Anonymous Says:
    October 17th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    when life gives you lemons, make grape juice & watch the world wonder how you did it..;)

  148. Anonymous Says:
    October 18th, 2010 at 4:21 am

    When life gives you lemons you say, well, the other thing that I had before lemons wasn’t that good in retrospect so in reality I guess these lemons are just a chance of beginning anew.

  149. ..... Says:
    October 18th, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    When life gives you lemons, make smores!

  150. Random Says:
    October 18th, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    When life gives you limes ask “Where the hell are my lemons?!”

    When life gives you lemons, have life arrested for trying to bribe you.

  151. Kathryn Says:
    October 19th, 2010 at 3:05 am

    When life gives you lemons, duck and let them hit the person behind you.

  152. ajay Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 6:48 am

    when life gives you lemons…..say i’m not paying 4 that!

  153. Janne Says:
    October 23rd, 2010 at 6:31 am

    When life gives you lemons, take them. …cause hey, free lemons!!

  154. Martin Says:
    October 25th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    When life gives you lemons, just shut up and make that damn lemonade!

  155. Mimi Says:
    October 25th, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    When life gives you Edward Cullen, stomp on his face and demand Draco Malfoy

  156. Shade Says:
    October 30th, 2010 at 10:39 am

    My own: When life gives you lemons; plant the seeds and sell the offspring…

  157. jimmy Says:
    November 3rd, 2010 at 5:52 am

    When life gives you “Lemons”, ask for a Japanese-English dictionary.

  158. Kathleen Says:
    November 3rd, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    When life gives you lemons make lemonade… Haha life gives out s*** so flush it down the toilet spray a little febreze to hid the small and move on!

  159. that guy Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    when life gives you lemons give them back because they’re probably stolen.

  160. Sarah Says:
    November 6th, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    I see this one on Southern Chicks t-shirts:

    When life gives me lemons, I put ‘em in my sweet tea!

  161. Almaz Says:
    November 10th, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    If life gives you lemons, you can still make two margaritas. cheers!

  162. Anonymous Says:
    November 14th, 2010 at 8:56 am

    when life gives you lemons, sqeeze them into a glass of sweet iced tea and thank God you were born a southern girl!

  163. Darw Says:
    November 16th, 2010 at 11:47 am

    when life gives you lemons, get some salt buy a bottle of teqila call your friends,and Lets party,,,,

  164. Dave Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 6:05 am

    When life gives you lemons, you’ll be saved by the buoyancy of citrus

  165. Eleanor Says:
    November 23rd, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    When life gives you lemons, just be glad it wasn’t something worse. And anyway, I like lemons (:

  166. Gennifer Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    When life hands you lemons, PUCKER UP and ROLL with em…:o)

  167. Prana Says:
    November 28th, 2010 at 10:56 pm

    When live gives you lemons, click pictures and post it on your Facebook profile.

  168. brian Says:
    November 30th, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    when life gives you lemons, well who are we kidding life is too cheap to give us nothing.

  169. Roxane Says:
    November 30th, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    When life gives you lemons say, oh yeah I like lemons, what else ya got?

  170. me me Says:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    when life gives you lemons…re-gift them

  171. Anonymous Says:
    December 5th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    When life gives you lemons say eff the lemons and bail

  172. nikolai Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    When life gives you lemons, go on the internet and be like LOL LIFE GAVE ME LEMONS, WAT DO?

  173. Julie Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    Hahaha, I love these.

  174. Julie Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    When life gives you lemons, there’s two options
    1. if you’re poor, keep em’, there’s good nutrients in them.
    2. If you don’t need em’, give them to someone else who does.

  175. Ill Bill Says:
    December 13th, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    Momma said when life gives you lemons make lemonade
    Take a piss in it and serve it to the people that you hate

  176. Niffy James Says:
    December 15th, 2010 at 11:30 am

    When Life Gives you lemon,be thankful cuz hell no is it going to give you an Apple product

  177. Anonymous Says:
    December 15th, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    When life gives you lemons, dump them on 3rd world countries at very low prices, undercutting local farmers and preventing them from developing their economies and call yourself an agricultural subsidy.

  178. Rose Says:
    December 18th, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    when life gives you lemons, keep them, because you never know when you need something to throw at someone.

  179. bruce Says:
    December 19th, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    when life gives you lemons,ehn,i’m more of a grape person

  180. Anonymous Noodle Says:
    December 20th, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    If life gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!

  181. Anonymous Says:
    December 20th, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    When Life Gives you money tell it you’re jealous because you wanted lemons like everybody else!

  182. Libby Says:
    December 27th, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    if life gives you lemons, keep them because, hey , free lemons

  183. Amanda Says:
    December 29th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    When life gives you lemons, why not blame them on your troubled upbringing and consequent inability to show affection? It sure beats making lemonade.

  184. sagittarius Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    When life gives you lemons, don’t take it… It’s a conspiracy!!! ..why would anyone give you something for free in today’s world

  185. Billbo Says:
    February 1st, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    When life goves you lemons, find a really hot chick who will do ANYTHING for a lemon.

  186. LUCY Says:
    February 2nd, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS HAVE A LEMON AID STAND

  187. Anonymous Says:
    February 4th, 2011 at 3:15 am

    when life gives you lemons…keep ‘em cause hey,Free Lemons!

  188. Ron Says:
    February 6th, 2011 at 1:53 am

    When life gives you lemons, just remove lemons from you grocery list!

  189. shinkei Says:
    February 6th, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    when life gives you lemons, find the nearest computer and blog about the experience

  190. Anonymous Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 11:15 am

    When life gives you lemons
    watch and wank

  191. Ald Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do, when life hands me lemons i make a beef stew.
    (Andy Milionakis)

  192. Ald Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    When life gives you lemons, if you are a pirate you are saved from scurvy

  193. Ald Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    If life gives you lemons, you have bad karma.

  194. Cat Says:
    February 8th, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    When life gives you lemons, start juggling!

  195. Anonymous Says:
    February 10th, 2011 at 2:08 am

    When life gives you lemons, dump the damn lemons and get a new life!

  196. Anonymouse Says:
    February 12th, 2011 at 12:10 am

    When life gives you lemons throw them at the person/people that made you mad!!!

  197. Fnord Says:
    February 13th, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    “When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.” -Snorgtees

    “When life gives you lemons, paint them green and pretend they’re limes.” -Me

  198. Anonymous Says:
    February 15th, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    When life gives you lemons, you tell your facebook friends ‘Hey! Life gave me lemons, beat that suckers!’

  199. annoymous Says:
    February 16th, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Wwhen life gives you lemons throw them ans yell: “I WANT JUSTIN BIEBER!” :DDDD

  200. Molly Says:
    February 18th, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    When death gives you lemons you know life’s having a day off

  201. Me Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    When life gives you lemons throw them at Justin Bieber! :)

  202. :) Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    When life gives you lemons put them in a sock.

  203. jeremy Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 2:06 am

    When life throws you lemons just be happy he wasn’t thrown rocks

  204. beaker Says:
    March 1st, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    …put em in your pants, and do the lemon dance.

  205. Kiki Says:
    March 4th, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    When life gives you lemons, shut the hell up and take the fricking lemons. It’s not like you’re going to be getting anything better.

  206. Xavier Says:
    March 6th, 2011 at 12:16 am

    When Life gives you lemons…It probably means you just found some lemons..

  207. Kashyap Says:
    March 7th, 2011 at 1:08 am

    When Life Gives you Lemons, ask for a Bowl of Hot water and wash your hands of it.

  208. Haha Says:
    March 7th, 2011 at 7:59 am

    If life would give me lemons, it hates me cause im allergic D:

  209. Caitlin Says:
    March 8th, 2011 at 11:20 am

    when life gives ya lemons..i dislike life’s taste of fruit

  210. Anonymous Says:
    March 12th, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    When life gives u lemons, THROW EM AT THE HATERZ

  211. LOL Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    when life gives you lemons make them all different colors then sell them to hobos and tell them they are easter eggs

  212. ellis Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    when life gives you lemons, make pancakes and enjoy

  213. Miss Priss Says:
    March 28th, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    When life hands you lemons, keep them. Who doesn’t love free lemons?

  214. chloe Says:
    April 6th, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    when life gives you lemons, also ask for some blackcurrents, limes, oranges and strawberries and make yourself some skittles vodka! :)yum!

  215. SmartyMcFarty Says:
    April 10th, 2011 at 1:32 am

    when life gives you lemons make a lemon meringue pie…and eat the whole thing

  216. Josh T. Says:
    April 19th, 2011 at 12:28 am

    When life gives you lemons, start a business and monopolize the lemon industry, and soon, you’ll be one of the richest person ever

  217. jomo Says:
    April 19th, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    when life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into peoples eyes and make lemonade with their tears.

  218. Anonymous Says:
    April 20th, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    No, When life gives you diabetes, make sugar free lemonade

  219. Anonymous Says:
    April 21st, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    When Life Gives me Lemons I polish them up,stand on a car lot and sell them at an overpriced value =)

  220. Sakinah Says:
    April 22nd, 2011 at 11:15 am

    When life gives you lemons, keep them. In 100 years, you’ll be the only one with lemons because global warming will kill all the lemon trees.

    When life gives you lemons, ask yourself how a non-tangible thing like life can physically hand you something.

  221. Charlie Says:
    April 24th, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    When life gives you lemons, ask what fan fiction they came from

    created by: ME!!!(just now lol)

  222. unknown Says:
    May 1st, 2011 at 11:49 am

    when life gives you lemons ask for skittles
    when life gives you skittles go throw them at people yelling TASK THE RANBOW!

  223. Cave Johnson Says:
    May 2nd, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    Alright, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade (Yeah.), make life take the lemons back! (Yeah.) Get mad(Yeah!) I don’t want your damn lemons, what am i supposed to do with these!? (Yeah, take the lemons…) Demand to see life’s manager!(Yeah!) Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who i am!? I’m the man whose going to burn your house down, with the lemons (Oh, I like this guy.) I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that burns your house down! (BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!) (Burning people, he says what we’re all thinking!)

  224. Nat Says:
    May 2nd, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    if life gives you lemons, repeat the phrase “trick or TREAT”, with an emphasis on the “treat” =) hehe

  225. Kay Kay Says:
    May 3rd, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say, “Go make your own DAMN lemonade!!!”

  226. Anonymous Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    When life gives you lemons, get a knife and cut them in half. I meant life, not the lemons.

  227. Cave Johnson Says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 6:07 am

    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought to give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down… with the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down.

  228. natalie Says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 11:47 am

    if life gives u lemons… keep them cuz hey! free lemons!
    if life gives u lemons… throw them bak and demand chocolate!

  229. VoidedNote Says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  230. Anonymous Says:
    May 10th, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade… or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

  231. Sickx Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    When life gives you lemons – take ‘em, cos hey, free lemons.

  232. Mohamad Says:
    June 19th, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    when life gives you lemons, say no thanks i dont take candy from strangers

  233. danny the kid Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 1:34 am

    When life gives you lemons , sell them to the highest price (3$/kg) then buy low rate shares, sell them 3 days after when their value is double then buy bonds , sell them after one month then buy the 51% of a low cost rated company based in Africa , change their structure , fire some workers raize the company and then sell it to the highest bider , then buy shares on a construction company based on Dubai , wait for them to start constructing a large Hotel or smthing and then sell your shares after that toy must be a billionaire
    repeat when lemons are available again !!!!
    danny biz

  234. jeff Says:
    July 10th, 2011 at 4:06 am

    when life gives you lemons …….. keep asking for more until you have millions of them and use them to summon the emperor of darkness and use his powers to extinguish life from those who made your life a living hell and watch their faces as he slowly feast on their pain and suffering, rejoice as you hear their screams and wails of despair and anguish…..

    or ya know just throw them back and ask for candies :)

  235. Joao da Silva 51 Says:
    July 11th, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    When life give you lemons, mix them up with a bit of sugar and some pinga or vodka and plenty of ice. There you have a perfect caipirinha. Mmmmm delicious!!!!

  236. Mukesh Says:
    July 16th, 2011 at 8:35 am

    When life gives you lemons, don’t expect all of them to be sour.

  237. Ryan Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    When life gives you lemons, DANCE!!!!!!!

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