Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.†Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.†Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?
When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!
When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.
When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party
When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!
When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons
When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,
When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut
When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt
Page topic: when life gives you lemons sayings, quotes and jokes.
whel life gives you lemosn, make lemonade. But in order to do that life would have to give you sugar…
ENJOY YOUR LEMON JUICE
when god gives you lemons you better ask what the hell to do with them because we all know what happened last time somebody screwed with his fruit
When God gives you lemons, cut a lemon in half, shove the halves in your eyes and ask yourself, “WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!?” :)
When life gives you lemons, throw them back with the other lemons. Obiousley, you did not learn your lesson the first time.
When life hands you lemons, make the nastiest lemonade possible, then force life to drink it slowly!
when life gives you lemons, squirt them on some ones eyes, laugh and run.
When life hands you lemons ….. ask how the hell it found your house
When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun and see if life makes the same mistake twice.
When life gives you lemons, DEMAND SECONDS!!!
When life gives us lemons and for some reason we can’t make lemonade, then seek out that special person to whom life has handed vodka and invite a party. Or if you prefer to be self-reliant and independent, pull out the right recipe for a lemon cake. The secret is to turn bitter into sweet and darkness into light.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder!
When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE!
if life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt someone in the eye!
When life gives you lemons, hide behind something and throw em at people.
When life gives you lemons, hit your sister with them then hide from your parents.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonaide, then sell it to life. Use the profits to buy a large kitchen knife to cut up more lemons and make more lemonaide. Sell that to life then stab life with the knife and see if he makes THAT mistake again.
when life gives you lemons, throw throw skittles at life and tell him to taste the freaking rainbow.
When life gives you lemons,twitter it
When life gives you lemons,myspace it
when life gives you lemons… meh.
When life gives u lemons, throw the lemons in lifes face, steal its wallet, go buy limes and then drink tequila with Ur friends
When life attempts to give you lemons, reject them and ask for a Kool-Aid packet instead. :)
By moi!!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and dare someone to chug it!
when life hands you lemons, throw them back at life and tell them to make their own stinking lemonade
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice at your enemies.
When life hands you lemons, take a picture of him… because I wanna see what he looks like.
when life hands you lemons, take a picture of him, because I wanna see what he looks like!
When life gives you lemons and you’re one of those people deathly allergic to lemons, you’re really screwed.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then throw it in the person’s face until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
When life throws you lemons, standby the Corona will follow…..
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons, you are one lucky man.
Ahhh, when life hands you lemons.
when life gives you lemons, start a lemonstand and make some money! :)
when life gives you lemons, you know your on some hallucinogenic drug =)
When life gives you lime look at them in the face and ask if they ran out of lemons. When they say yes laugh in their fave and throw all the lemons you got befor at it and laugh even harder.
I made this up hope u like it!
when life gives you lemons , google the previous sentence , and you’ll have lot’s of options on what to do with them .
When life hands you lemons, slice one open, take out the seeds, dry them, then plant them, then wait about 15 years and you’ll have your own lemon tree. Oh what were you gonna do? Make lemonaide?
When life hands you lemons, say hello and ask the one about the movies he was in. Jack Lemon that is.
When life gives you lemons, you paint them gold :D
when life gives you lemons.. put them inna sock and BEAT SOMEBODY!
When life gives you lemons throw them at the people making lemonade.
Oh don’t worry, Life’s gonna run out of lemons soon, cause global warming’s gonna kill all the lemon trees
When life throws you lemons,make orange juice…..
that’ll show them
When life gives you lemons…
DON’T MAKE A DRY JOKE ABOUT IT! -Just sit down and eat them…
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it at a person till they give you an orange you originally asked for.”
by “Jace” character in The Mortals’ Instruments series.
When life give you lemons throw them back and ask where the heck is the sugar?!
when life gives you lemons keep’em,because hey, free lemons!
when life gives yue lemons squeeze them in ppls eyes and run for yur life!!! :D
when life gives you lemons, make grape juice & watch the world wonder how you did it..;)
When life gives you lemons you say, well, the other thing that I had before lemons wasn’t that good in retrospect so in reality I guess these lemons are just a chance of beginning anew.
When life gives you lemons, make smores!
When life gives you limes ask “Where the hell are my lemons?!”
When life gives you lemons, have life arrested for trying to bribe you.